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Best way to Adjust you Nuts.
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When your with a bunch of people or at a formal event when it's inappropriate to adjust your boys but it feels like little grumlins are running around your ABC tickling your sac o' potatas, what do fellow NSers do?
if im in the car with my mom or someone i act like im reaching down below the seat to grab something and do it with my elbow, or just pull the old " oh i gotta get somethin in my pocket " deal.
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fuck all you hoes
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the pocket trick usually works for me
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if you got a problem you can hit me up on my mah fuckin myspace.
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i just grab my package through my pants and adjust it. everybody knows what you're doing, and if somebody calls you out on it, you now have a legit reason to throw a chair and start a fight.
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honestly, i just do it. trying to hide it is pointless, everyone knows what you're doing, and frankly, nobody cares. if yours are uncomfy, you have to fix them, that's just life.
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hahah i used to try the pocket thing but it never worked as well as i hoped, now i just grab them shits and put them where they need to be. f
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yup, pretty much my story aswell
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i dont think its possible to be discrete about it. just grab your junk and place it where it ought to be.
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i usually stand up and jump up and down if im in my jeans but if im in athletic shorts i usually just reach down there and get my furniture in the right rooms.
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i was born without a penis.
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when i was younger i felt weird about it and tried to be on the dl, now i just itch/adjust my balls whenever i want.
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Ha, you care if your mom knows you're adjusting your balls? You came out of her vagina, don't work.
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i tell the bitch closest to me that my balls are itching.. she takes care of things
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i ask the nearest bitch for assistance
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i've given up on hiding it, when the boys itch, people know
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Yea I just whip out my balls and adjust them to my liking.
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