open a beer. when the light hits the green from red to yellow to green (whatever the actual colors are), drink a third of your beer. then pick up your controller and race. after you cross the starting line, drop your controller and drink another third of your beer. pick it up and go. after the second lap, drop your shit again and finish your beer. then pick up your controller again and finish the race.
more or less, drink a full beer per game. can't win unless your beer is gone. then try to play the grand prix. mushroom cup is real hard because all the races are short as hell.
we did all 16 races, drinking every other game. by the end we were so full it was painful.
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