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Tons of Simpsons and other quotes

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MacMahoooon
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for any of you looking for good TV quotes check out http://ikevin.net/quotes/

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'Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you
win or loose, its how drunk you get.' - Homer
Apr 30 2002 9:21PM
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mtw
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Also try snpp.com. There's another site, but I don't remember the URL.
Apr 30 2002 10:03PM
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tremblantripper
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Homer no function beer well without,
best homer quote ever ever!


-To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to.....all lifes problems

-I didnt make the ghetto, the ghetto made the man
Apr 30 2002 10:41PM
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fairygirl
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The Sea Captain: 'Yar, I'm unattractive...'


'Bob gets drunk in a park alone and gets arrested for getting in a fight with a group of teenage girls.'
Apr 30 2002 10:47PM
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tremblantripper
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hahahaha i like it when his crew is like 'how could you miss that rock?!?!?!' Sea Captain: Arrr 2 glass eyes... and he taps them with his pipe


-To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to.....all lifes problems

-I didnt make the ghetto, the ghetto made the man
Apr 30 2002 11:01PM
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dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
my signature is from the simpsons....... its so true
'I've said it before and I'll say it again.... democracy just doesn't work'
May 1 2002 12:25PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
Yes, I now have the best icon-sig commo!!



How sad.


-malcontent anti-corporate buddist leftist anarchist taoist.
Adbusters

Marge: Homer, stop picking at it.
Homer (with donut head): Oh, but I'm so sweet and tasty. Well, time to go to work.
Lisa: Dad, I wouldn't go outside if I were you.
[Chief Wiggum and a lot of cops stand on the street outside]
Wiggum: Don't worry, boys. He's gotta come outta there sometime.
May 1 2002 4:06PM
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ski2824
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i am the allmighty archive of simpsons knowlege. i dare you to stump me!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------WINTERisLIFE on AOL http://www.cobaincase.com/ LIVE FAST DIE PRETTY., 'I play Russian roulette every day, a man's sport, with a bullet called life'-SOAD 'i tried em once..felt gay.' -NS.com member on skiboards
May 1 2002 4:32PM
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westcoaststyle
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wow, i just wasted 30 mins of my life reading those things
May 1 2002 5:51PM
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SkunKJiB
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The best is (I did this from memory, don't grill me on the specifics):

Chief Wiggum: 'Where's Sideshow Bob?'
Officer: 'I don't know Chief.'
Chief Wiggum: 'Aww jeez! If anyone asks...I beat him to death.'
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'If I were to dress up like an animal, I would fuck what I was' - DP
May 1 2002 6:39PM
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Newskoolkavana
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hahaaha good one TAk



all the worlds a terrain park and the people are just jibbers.
-NewSkool Shakspere
May 1 2002 6:46PM
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Gdawg3
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I have a book that documents every single episode ever, including all homer's mmmms, barts chalkboard sayings, and every funny quote from every show. Saying anybody knows more about the simpsons than me is just a joke.

'Victory? We're French, we don't even have a word for it.'

Beer is my copilot.
May 1 2002 7:01PM
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ski2824
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cmon partner....make my day.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------WINTERisLIFE on AOL http://www.cobaincase.com/ LIVE FAST DIE PRETTY., 'I play Russian roulette every day, a man's sport, with a bullet called life'-SOAD 'i tried em once..felt gay.' -NS.com member on skiboards
May 1 2002 7:27PM
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AppSkier
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The simpsons must be the most quoted TV show ever.


'Im a rageoholic, Im addicted to rageohol!' -Homer
May 1 2002 7:41PM
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TAK
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...haha

Need a vacation? No.
May 1 2002 9:00PM
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