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Claim what animals you have caught and/or held.

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sammiedee
Posts: 974 - Karma: 175

I caught a groundhog at la ronde in Montreal this year.

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also caught a squirell (no pic)

And I held an aligator and a monkey in cuba a few years back

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Sep 1 2009 12:41PM
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dunkaroos
Posts: 2574 - Karma: 633
I caught a chipmunk once.
Sep 1 2009 12:42PM
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Merrrick
Posts: 529 - Karma: 717
a bat flew into my room last week so i beat the shit out of it with a lacross stick, does that count? or does it need to be alive when you catch it?
Sep 1 2009 12:43PM
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r0dubs
Posts: 1764 - Karma: 19
i held a puppy this one time...
Sep 1 2009 12:44PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
i killed a chipmunk with a figure 4 trap like on survivorman or man vs wild. i didnt think it would actually work, but when i checked it the rock was down and there was like an inch between it and the ground so i was like.. fuck i actually killed a squirrel? nope, turns out it was much worse, i killed a chipmunk. i felt shitty for so long afterwards
Sep 1 2009 12:47PM
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Franny
Posts: 3980 - Karma: 77
Caught a Canadian Goose 2 years ago.
Sep 1 2009 12:47PM
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sstricky
Posts: 1876 - Karma: 111
yes OP, we know that you win...
Sep 1 2009 12:47PM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
My dick can be considered an animal.

So...

My dick.
Sep 1 2009 12:50PM
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TheBeardedOne
Posts: 2286 - Karma: 58
I touched a velociraptor once

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Sep 1 2009 12:52PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428

I've caught a wild cow.

Held a two headed snake

Raised three squirrels

Uhm, lots of snakes

I kicked a rattle snake once

Sep 1 2009 1:05PM
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50in07
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 1,471
I caught a duck and a lizard
Sep 1 2009 1:11PM
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978
Posts: 123 - Karma: 34
i shot a deer from my dining room window. /claim. 22 hunting rifle. i shot him to scare him away, he was eating the bushes. but i ended up getting him in the guts. he was still moving around on the ground and i had to put 2 in his dome. i felt real bad for the thing. i had to take him to the woods across the street in a wheel barrel. two days later the smell was so bad from my house i had to put it deeper in the woods. kinda fucked but im not lying
Sep 1 2009 1:12PM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
I hope that you didn't eat it because the gut shot spoiled the deer. 

If not, you are a dick:  never shoot a game animal that you know you wont eat.


Sep 1 2009 1:32PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
i catch water snakes in the weeds on the river.

i held a huge freakin hawk in dubai a couple of years ago. ill find the picture.
Sep 1 2009 1:32PM
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b-kul
Posts: 4350 - Karma: 1,111
i picked up a kitten before.
Sep 1 2009 1:36PM
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J-Wallz
Posts: 1264 - Karma: 54
ive held a penguin before
Sep 1 2009 1:42PM
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mellifluous
Posts: 1682 - Karma: 68
ball python
umm one of those huge black millipedes from africa
bearded dragon
a lot of salamanders
corn snake

yeah nothing too intense the millipedes are pretty chill
Sep 1 2009 1:43PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431
a baby bird when i was 5. but then i broke its neck by accident
Sep 1 2009 1:50PM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
Posts: 3018 - Karma: 8
I lifted an elephant with one fnger once.
Sep 1 2009 1:52PM
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akikutis
Posts: 148 - Karma: 11
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The guy holding the monkey looks like Barack Obama
Sep 1 2009 2:05PM
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Leafman
Posts: 2178 - Karma: 251
koala
Sep 1 2009 2:06PM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
i caught a huge snapping turtle by the foot when i was fishing. i have pics. but no scanner :(
Sep 1 2009 2:07PM
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ORski21
Posts: 423 - Karma: 12
I've touched a Rhino, fed a wallaby, own two foot long tortoises and four chickens, had parrots sit on my shoulders, been charged by an elephant, and been about two feet away from a lion without something separating us.
And then I've also caught a few little birds with my brother, and we caught a squirrel that was chewing up our lacrosse goal.
Sep 1 2009 2:23PM
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PagesHouse
Posts: 6024 - Karma: 104
I'm a wildlife biology major... I've held hundreds of species from around the world.... coolest in my opinion probably would be the Ocelot
Sep 1 2009 2:24PM
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Parker.
Posts: 1637 - Karma: 108
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Sep 1 2009 2:26PM
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white+wolf
Posts: 874 - Karma: 492
I've held a baby bear and a goose. And I shot a skunk once
Sep 1 2009 2:27PM
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Chickendodo
Posts: 1426 - Karma: 33
Dude... everyone know Mew > Mewtwo.

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Sep 1 2009 3:01PM
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.Emerson.
Posts: 1548 - Karma: 16

i've held my dog once

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Sep 1 2009 3:01PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9210 - Karma: 5,357
A few, but none of them were as cool as a dolphin that i got to swim with in the bahamas.
Sep 1 2009 3:08PM
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dunkaroos
Posts: 2574 - Karma: 633
holy shit your right
Sep 1 2009 3:15PM
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h_bar
Posts: 1611 - Karma: 506
i once caught a salmon with my bare hands
caught a sparrow with a net, took hours to do it

i've held one of those snakes that strangles you, well, it tried to. i fainted cause of lack of air...
Sep 1 2009 3:27PM
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FrenchToastMafia
Posts: 2195 - Karma: 452
ducks, lizards, fish, and a gorilla
Sep 1 2009 3:28PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
caught: squirrel, owl, rabbit, mouse, rat, dog, cat
touched/held: octopus, shark, wild lobster, conger eel, murray eel, stingray (
Sep 1 2009 3:30PM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
held: stingray, shark, deer, calf, foal, gator
caught: mustang, feral kitties, groundhog, gator


swam with these guys in jamaica:
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kissed a dolphin in jamaica:
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this guy became our friend on vacation, let us touch him and everything
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Sep 1 2009 4:41PM
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TheGreatKleenex
Posts: 37 - Karma: 13
i once slayed dragons with sir snacks a lot
Sep 1 2009 4:44PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
I was riding my bike into town a couple of nights ago, and I usually cut across my front yard. Welll, I did and I almost ran into a deer. Me and my buddy caught the fawn. It was flipping shit kicking every where and stuff, but all in all I felt good about it.

I caught a duck once.
Sep 1 2009 4:50PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
that's right, i forgot that one!
i once caught a duck too! We went partying with it; we named it alfonso and dropped in the club-owners bathtub...
Good times, good times...
we won't forget you alfonso!
Sep 1 2009 5:12PM
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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137
This is such a weird thread
Sep 1 2009 5:13PM
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eNeRGy
Posts: 270 - Karma: 48
umm what havent i held
Sep 1 2009 6:45PM
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Inbred_Redneck
Posts: 2776 - Karma: 28
Caught a coon in a trap before...

Held a coyote, deer, chipmonk, squirrel, pheasant, dove etc...

I hunt alot.

Claim* I took a chipmonk at 25 yards with my bow *Claim
Sep 1 2009 6:49PM
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NESblowjob
Posts: 1174 - Karma: 41
i caught a bullfrog in st lucia and a squirrel in my dorm room.   the squirrel died
Sep 1 2009 6:50PM
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joshua
Posts: 5046 - Karma: 1,280
tarantula
Sep 1 2009 6:53PM
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Bodeau.
Posts: 1637 - Karma: 48
Well i killed to deer. does this count?
Sep 1 2009 7:32PM
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hue.
Posts: 1518 - Karma: 220
i caught a chicken once, it was dinner
Sep 1 2009 7:38PM
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OhMyBosh
Posts: 5056 - Karma: 170
Held/fed/chilled with:

White tiger
Baby and Adult Cheetah
Lemur
 
Caught:

Rattlesnake
Monitor Lizard
Sep 1 2009 7:59PM
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JamesR
Posts: 3396 - Karma: -12
not only does your bestiality disgust me, dolphins should not be in captivity.
Sep 1 2009 8:06PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
held a scoripon once.  scared the shit out of me, even though the sting would have done nothing, it was still a fucking green scorpion.  oh also got a duck once.
Sep 1 2009 8:39PM
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sammiedee
Posts: 974 - Karma: 175
i feel like i should have caught a duck by now, it seems everyone has done it
Sep 1 2009 8:41PM
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Uncle.Badness
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 55
This.

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Sep 1 2009 8:45PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 65
i used to have two snakes.
my cat.
a black tip shark that i caught
a dog
a gator in Louisiana
a stingray
and the other day there was a baby mouse in my brothers room that i was petting and rubbing his belly, then i picked him up and brought him outside.

i bet there is more that im forgetting
Sep 1 2009 8:49PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
heheheh..a guy let me hold his anteater.
Sep 1 2009 9:34PM
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