OMG NOOOOO those are the two worst clubs in vancouver...I could rant endlessly on how crapy they are but just take my word for it and DO NOT GO TO THE LAMPLIGHTER OR THE MODERN.
You should go to one of the go carting places out in richmond with some friends and start you predrinking there, its the "safe way to drink and drive", or hit up a lazerdome while drunk. If you just want to have a mellow day go to ambleside pitch and put its fun and my friends always like to bring a bong in a backpack out on the course and even if you are horrible its still really fun.
However I would recomend going to the cellar on a tuesday night. No club is going to be that packed but the cellar is a relatively small venue so that it will feel packed almost any day of the week and they play sweet music and drink prices arn't "that" bad.
Happy b-day dude
T "It's my storm. I can make it do whatever I want."