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ParkLife01
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it might just be me but ..the multi million dollar industry of porn seems kinda of dumb...think about it wat is it with porn ..its not even you witnessing it , your watching other people have sex on a tv or computer ...you dont even know the people. i dont dont hate porn it just doesnt do anything for me. id rather be doin the real thing or make my own film or pics...so at least you can be like o yeah that was me ....not like o that chick named ferrari sure can ride that 4 an1/2 foot black dildo while suckin that guys #@!# ....while fat pervs film me do it .......like i said i dont hate it but i think that it makes way to much money for such a simple thing ..sex ...why am i paying to watch it ,or waste my time on a free website when i can have the real thing for free ..or pay for it at least....

short version..,..stop watchin people have sex and go pee in a girls but for real so fat chumps can stop bein rich and shit..........END RANT

Aug 30 2009 1:49PM
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ontwosticks
Posts: 915 - Karma: 95
shit, i was hoping for tits.
Aug 30 2009 1:52PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
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(if i'm not mistaking, The most expensive porno ever made!)
Aug 30 2009 1:55PM
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BC.
Posts: 1551 - Karma: 86
Indiana Jones: The Temple of Poon?
Aug 30 2009 1:57PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
shut up porn is awesome.
Aug 30 2009 2:00PM
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eastcoastplanker
Posts: 964 - Karma: 70
lord of the g strings: the fellowship of the string?
Aug 30 2009 2:01PM
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tinkytwinky
Posts: 2432 - Karma: 1,446
funny, i just read an article somewhere that they spent 22,000,000 on one porno just for the budget, i would shoot myself if that broke anywhere close to even.
Aug 30 2009 2:02PM
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ParkLife01
Posts: 378 - Karma: 17
thats wat im sayin
Aug 30 2009 2:13PM
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amo
Posts: 6709 - Karma: 1,248
seamen on the poop deck

lolcat
Aug 30 2009 2:19PM
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JC_Nolan
Posts: 812 - Karma: 37
im sure anyone who had the choice of watching it or getting it would choose getting it. porn is for when your not getting some or cant, but you still have the urge to nut.
Aug 30 2009 2:46PM
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i.am.a.skier.
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 14

this thread should be moved to the chronic masturbators cult

Aug 30 2009 2:52PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
hahahaha lolcat indeed
Aug 30 2009 3:30PM
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RevealingSkirt
Posts: 528 - Karma: 62
hahahahaha
sig'd
Aug 30 2009 3:34PM
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PeterNorth
Posts: 1347 - Karma: 1,232
sorry im a guy i like watching hot babes. and guys think about sex 24/7 and when there not having it there prob watching it.
Aug 30 2009 4:02PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,881
Field of Creams - 'If you build it, they will cum (on your face)'

Starring Kevin Cocksner.

:D
Aug 30 2009 4:11PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
i'm fairly sure i think more about skiing then about sex....

i'm fairly sure i think more about skiing then about other things....
Aug 30 2009 5:15PM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
Backdoor Sluts 9?

South Park anyone?
Aug 30 2009 7:05PM
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StowePassHolder
Posts: 592 - Karma: 29
haha
Aug 30 2009 7:07PM
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Frank_Spinatra
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 75
hahhahaha there's no way that could possibly have ANY plot at all
Aug 30 2009 7:11PM
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Pow.yuHdig*
Posts: 1903 - Karma: 146
what are you queer naked girls rock
Aug 30 2009 7:13PM
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gbirrd
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 20

i think your looking for a gay cult?

but i disagree with your statement 100%

Aug 30 2009 7:19PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
thats like the god of all pornos!
Aug 30 2009 7:25PM
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creamypies
Posts: 143 - Karma: 11
in and out and back in again ?

Sex Trek: The Next Penetration ?

Gridiron Gang Bang ?
Aug 30 2009 7:47PM
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Username_42069
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 15
IN Diana Jones*
Aug 30 2009 8:35PM
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musick13
Posts: 913 - Karma: 44
they actually do make money

so load your 9 mil and get crackin'
Aug 30 2009 8:42PM
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b-kul
Posts: 4350 - Karma: 1,111
if there was no porn no one would use the interwebz so newschoolers would not exist. so dont hate.
Aug 30 2009 8:50PM
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=FAIL=
Posts: 536 - Karma: 47

apparently in the year 2000 the interwebz was over 90% porn.

by the way did newschoolers exist then?

Aug 31 2009 1:28AM
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skiingonskis
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 262
haha, yes.  and theres a sequel now i think

Aug 31 2009 1:35AM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
so i guess my roommate owns this movie...
Aug 31 2009 1:36AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564

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^original.....  the one you quoted actually is the sequel

Aug 31 2009 1:40AM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,018
boner jams 03
Aug 31 2009 1:55AM
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assface
Posts: 4319 - Karma: 2,031
its a compilation of the best boner scenes from 2003
Aug 31 2009 3:09AM
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buckers
Posts: 448 - Karma: 12
The porn industry is now a billion dollar industry, its is one that rarely sees a decrease in value.
Aug 31 2009 3:21AM
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hue.
Posts: 1518 - Karma: 220
Is there a ski porno? if not ns should make alittle side project to make a couple extra bucks
Aug 31 2009 3:34AM
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assface
Posts: 4319 - Karma: 2,031
sarahburke?
Aug 31 2009 3:36AM
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zagfan5
Posts: 2608 - Karma: 144
^^ or any hot chick with full tilts and crowbars on
Aug 31 2009 3:50AM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844

it might just be me but ..the multi million dollar industry of Hollywood seems kinda of dumb...think about it wat is it with movies ..its not even you witnessing it , your watching other people have adventures on a tv or computer ...you dont even know the people. i dont dont hate adventures it just doesnt do anything for me. id rather be doin the real thing or make my own film or pics...so at least you can be like o yeah that was me ....not like o that dude named mark wahlberg sure can run from that wind in that m night shamalan movie while checkin out that zooey chick ....while fat execs film me do it .......like i said i dont hate it but i think that it makes way to much money for such a simple thing ..life ...why am i paying to watch it ,or waste my time on a free website when i can have the real thing for free ..or pay for it at least....

short version..,..stop watchin people live life and go pee in a girls but for real so fat chumps can stop bein rich and shit..........END RANT

Aug 31 2009 4:27AM
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B.Aussie
Posts: 5851 - Karma: 4,522
I laughed pretty hard at the well played.
Aug 31 2009 4:54AM
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buckers
Posts: 448 - Karma: 12
Come to think of it, we should start burning all books aswell! 

No hate man, but movies and books and everything is just a means of escapism.  I agree that in this modern age we are being flooded with it from every angle, and most of it is crap, but there is still a need for it othewise everyone would go insane.  What is the point of making your own films, if your telling everyone not to watch any.
Aug 31 2009 5:02AM
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polso
Posts: 201 - Karma: 6
you sir just won the game
Aug 31 2009 8:10AM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
and i just lost it
Aug 31 2009 10:32AM
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daringharry
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i came buckets....
Aug 31 2009 11:01AM
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fourhundred
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icwutudidthere
Aug 31 2009 11:48AM
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Pow.yuHdig*
Posts: 1903 - Karma: 146
hahaha yes
Aug 31 2009 11:52AM
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breezepig
Posts: 522 - Karma: 5
maybe you shouldn't be watching straight porn
Aug 31 2009 11:53AM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460

"I'm the greatest pirate hunter in the world!"
"your the greatest pirate hunter in the world!"
"YARRRRRR!"
Aug 31 2009 11:59AM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
i have a porno where this boarder dude (who talks like such a bro) rides up to this skier chick who is just chillin and then they get busy on some kind of towel in the "snow."
so i'm going to ask right now for a girl to volunteer to make a ski porno on a chairlift with me, and for some NSers to pitch in for the budget hahahahahahahaha.
Sep 2 2009 12:49AM
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[Dawn
Posts: 1718 - Karma: 69
[CLAIM] [/CLAIM]
Sep 2 2009 12:57AM
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Turner.
Posts: 1986 - Karma: 11,881
I'm pretty sure that was the first episode of southpark I ever saw.
Sep 2 2009 12:58AM
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Jib-Ninja
Posts: 2819 - Karma: 20
Star Whores
Suck My Cockachino
Fuckback Mountain
Star Whores : The Empire Strikes Ass
Return of the Brown Eye
The Phantom Man Ass
And Revenge of the Shit: The all Anal Sequel
Sep 2 2009 1:01AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
pirates 1 and 2 are amazing flicks
Sep 2 2009 1:02AM
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