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Broke 2 of my friends limbs within 3 days...

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Mr.Plank
Posts: 535 - Karma: 82
yeah so i managed at 2 different partys to dislocate and break my friends knee, and my other friends toe.



On sunday I was chasing my friend around (drunkly) and decided to grab his leg and pick him up. I dont know how but he suddenly fell of to my side and landed on his knee and immediately started screaming. I thought he was joking for like 15 seconds until i saw his kneecap on the opposite side of his leg.
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Then 3 days later i went to this party and my friend and i were messing around. He ended up chasing me and i ran around a corner and he slammed his leg into the wall. He thought he just stubbed his toe so he just kept running. Then he looked down and was like dude what the fuck!
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Now both of them are on crutches and i feel mad bad

Pretty sure i'm just mad unlucky haha
Aug 26 2009 1:01PM
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^nate^
Posts: 1263 - Karma: 560
do your limb breaking powers work over the internet? if so mods ban him!!!!!

that really sucks tho, hope they recover quickly and don't get revenge..
Aug 26 2009 1:03PM
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.Roockley.
Posts: 3857 - Karma: 4,000
haha, so you dislocated his knee, please say you got help before taking the photo
Aug 26 2009 1:04PM
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Brenone
Posts: 4944 - Karma: 296

^ made me lol

but damn dude that sucks. hope you have good karma!

Aug 26 2009 1:06PM
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butteredpretzel
Posts: 1484 - Karma: 845
jeez dude. within one week at my house one friend literally shattered his heel and two days later another friend double spiral fractured both bones in his lower leg. Click for larger image
Aug 26 2009 1:06PM
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Lanceasaurus
Posts: 925 - Karma: 109
I know who to not meet up with in the middle of the night hahaha I hope your friends aren't too badly injured I would feel like shit too if I did that to my buddy :/
Aug 26 2009 1:07PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
nice, i've had a dislocated knee before, all you gotta do is just pop it back in, its fucked up though when your kneecap is out you can't bend your leg anymore
Aug 26 2009 1:07PM
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r0dubs
Posts: 1764 - Karma: 19
you twisted his leg...upside down?
Aug 26 2009 1:09PM
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Mr.Plank
Posts: 535 - Karma: 82
yes i'm extremely scared for the next party..
Aug 26 2009 1:11PM
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Mr.Plank
Posts: 535 - Karma: 82
i was telling him to but he said when he tried to move his leg it would kill so i told him to wait for the morphine. he smiled :)
Aug 26 2009 1:13PM
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sammiedee
Posts: 974 - Karma: 175
yeah i've twisted my knees 8 times (yes really) and one time it pulled a piece of bone loose from inside the joint and when i would walk sometimes it would move to the front of my knee and it would be really hard to bend so i just push the piece over to the side of my knee cap and it would go away for a while.
Aug 26 2009 2:08PM
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paige.
Posts: 1930 - Karma: 907
In sewing class in grade 8, a girl dislocated her kneecap. She was standing right near me and suddenly collapsed and started screaming. Somehow, without it getting hit or anything her kneecap had slid entirely to the side of her leg. She had the most massive leg brace and cruches for six months after that. Hopefully your friend's isn't that serious.
Aug 26 2009 2:51PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
the toe will be no big deal, it can be dealt with easy.  but the knee damn dude that can be serious.  and also with skiing coming up in a few months cant be taking any risks with kness.  I tore my ACL and not being able to run, walk, play sports sucks the big one.  so you better hope that he is not too badly injured with the knee.   hope they get better fast, and by the sounds of it you either need to just stop going to parties, or stop drinking lol
Aug 26 2009 3:01PM
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Mr.Plank
Posts: 535 - Karma: 82
good thing neither of them ski's
Aug 26 2009 8:24PM
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Funnel
Posts: 7808 - Karma: 1,414
Hopefully I never see you on the hill.
Aug 26 2009 8:34PM
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JosephStalin
Posts: 1673 - Karma: 100
that knee gives me the hibbitidy jibbidys
Aug 26 2009 9:22PM
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lydiaiskwllol
Posts: 514 - Karma: 11
Holy shit
Aug 26 2009 9:38PM
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Mr.Plank
Posts: 535 - Karma: 82
hahaha yeah it was mad awkward taking the picture i was like screaming at him PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
They eventually gave in
Aug 26 2009 9:56PM
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grifftang
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Aug 26 2009 10:02PM
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Shewlur...
Posts: 5046 - Karma: 940
Ummm....
Why would he deserve good karma if he got drunkand fucked up his friends being stupid?

I'm sorry about your friends, but hopefully you learn from your mistakes and not do such stupid things while drunk.
Aug 26 2009 10:09PM
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Mr.Plank
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yeah i know it was stupid but he doesnt blame me. Were all cool
Aug 27 2009 1:02PM
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lineskier10
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hahaha that is hilarious, the first thing that comes to your mind after injuring a friend is making sure to get pics for NS
Aug 27 2009 1:51PM
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Mr.Plank
Posts: 535 - Karma: 82
hey someone had to take them
Aug 27 2009 6:49PM
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Mr.Plank
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so both of them are gona be off crutches before school starts. and they forgive me!
Aug 30 2009 12:20AM
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gbirrd
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i think i broke my friends toe yesterday when we were both drunk. hes gotta get it checked out. but its deff broke i think haha
Aug 30 2009 1:18AM
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ace_
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since when is a toe a limb?
Aug 30 2009 1:21AM
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b-kul
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thats what i was thinking.
Aug 30 2009 12:03PM
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Mr.Plank
Posts: 535 - Karma: 82
oh haha my bad
Sep 15 2009 7:22PM
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PRICE_44
Posts: 624 - Karma: 362

ive done the same thing to my knee 3 times now

once in gym class

once in Stowe, VT

once at COC

my knee is pretty much fucked, once you do it once, it makes it a lot easier to do it again

Sep 15 2009 7:53PM
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Mr.Plank
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i am DEFIANTLY not going to tell him that hahahaha
Sep 15 2009 8:29PM
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garrets
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haha seriously
Sep 15 2009 9:18PM
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bananas
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 164
wow your friend turned into a cat??
Sep 15 2009 9:20PM
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Mr.Plank
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Sep 15 2009 9:42PM
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[Dawn
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eww!!
Sep 15 2009 9:44PM
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rj.
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sounds like you're a total douche.
Sep 15 2009 9:46PM
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court7ney
Posts: 106 - Karma: 51
ahhhh. that sucks so much
Sep 15 2009 9:50PM
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grifftang
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dunno what i was doing when i posted this pic haha
Sep 16 2009 8:38PM
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Mr.Plank
Posts: 535 - Karma: 82
hahaha it fits so well though!
Sep 17 2009 8:43PM
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KjellEllefson
Posts: 581 - Karma: 254
why were guys chasing you around at multiple parties???
Sep 17 2009 9:49PM
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JayDope
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what i was wondering is why r u guys chasing each other around?
Sep 17 2009 10:08PM
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b-kul
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to aquire butsecks obviously.
Sep 17 2009 10:11PM
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k-rob
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yeah you really need to stop chasing each other around.
Sep 17 2009 10:12PM
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Mr.Plank
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yeah i pretty much promised them i wouldn't run/jog at any more partys hahaha(yes i'm not banned from partys)
Sep 17 2009 10:37PM
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