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Fuck chaffing

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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
I got back from 1.5 weeks at the beach yesterday and had to workk all day today. I was fine all vacation and now all of the sudden ive got hardcore chafe- my job entails walking around all day in a best buy-

now i am at home with my whole crotch caked in baby powder spread out like a girl at a gynecologist- fuck sand
Aug 18 2009 11:57PM
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k-rob
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too much masturbation.
Aug 18 2009 11:58PM
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WikiWiki
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actually i had sex on vacation with some random chic and thought i had an std- but its just your standard grade sand chafe

my weine is the only thing that isnt chaffed
Aug 19 2009 12:01AM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
4 puffs of goldbond powder to the nut sack and you'll be in sexual heaven

Aug 19 2009 12:02AM
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currentwestman
Posts: 3292 - Karma: 330
/claim?
Aug 19 2009 12:11AM
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Che~
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 296
gold bond is the best stuff ever
i describe the feeling as "teabaging a snowman"
Aug 19 2009 12:13AM
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tomahawk
Posts: 2006 - Karma: 53

this will sound uber gay but here goes, lather up your balls and the skin touching your balls (inside thigh) with petroleum jelly. less friction = good

I play about 6hrs of soccer aday so i know my stuff lol

Aug 19 2009 12:15AM
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WikiWiki
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this sounds good- i will try
Aug 19 2009 12:19AM
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Hugh_Conway_jr
Posts: 746 - Karma: 467
hahah. dude, maybe you got a yeast infection from that chick. either way .. that's balls.  keep up the baby powder,  keep it dry and don't wear tight pants.
Aug 19 2009 12:56AM
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