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NS, I need your help to reek havoc.

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tBatt
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SO, my friends and I have a dope party spot. For the most part it is the same ten or fifteen of the same people go who back there, but a few weeks back I had some different kids. One of them decided to be a prick, and is starting to use it on his own all the time. I told him not to, and he kept saying shit like "nahh it's fine, I'll even invite you when I go" and "we'll even help you clean up". I told him no, and to stay the fuck out. He basically said fuck you and that he's gonna keep going. I need ideas on how to keep him out. Here's what I have so far:

1. Go back when I know he's going and hide in the woods with paintball guns. When he comes, shoot the fuck out of him till he leaves.

2. Make a fake sign by the company who owns the property saying the area will be monitored regularly and if anyone is caught they will be arrested for tresspassing

3. My sister and boss's friend is a state trooper, and chill as fuck. She's 26 and parties with my sister all the time. I'm thinking either have her go back there in her car and wait for them, or wait in the parking lot for them to go in, or have me wait back there and call her when they go in so she doesnt have to waste her time waiting. The main problem is actually finding out if she'll do it, and if there is an on board camera, I don't want her getting in trouble.

4. I might be getting a cop siren for my car from a friend. I'd just go back there and wait for them to come in, when they do just drive towards them with the siren on (hopefully they won't be able to see anything but the headlights, but i'm pretty sure that won't work if they get close enough)

5. My sister's boyfriend who is also my boss is a big kid. He gets a haircut like a cops and people ask him if he is all the time. I'm thinking of buying a cop uniform and having him just go back there and tell them to get the fuck out. Maybe get the numbers from them and call the parents to get him in trouble.

6. My sister's boyfriend has a lightbar on the top of his truck. It's orange, not white/blue/red so he can't pretend to be a cop in that, so maybe security for the factory the place is next to. I'd have him park in the parking lot, chase the kids out, and when the kid's leaving pull him over and say they are calling the cops for trespassing. I'd probably use this with the sign option.

7. There is a second entrance that we know about, and not them. Booby trap the first one so they cant get in and we'll use the second

8. go hide in the woods with a gun, shoot a blank and say get the fuck off my property.

So that's basically all I have. the entrance to the place is pretty narrow, and the old one was blocked off cause some other kid got the spot ruined for us once already. Heres a map of the entrances and parking lot, the party spot is in the woods off the map to the top left.

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Aug 17 2009 6:26PM
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BrewskiJr
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Thats pretty fuckin ballin. As much as i want to i would advise against the paintball idea. they would know it was you and could come back doing even worse shit to you. I would try the real cop idea. If shes cool with everything asking for her to do that won't hurt. Thats my advice. If your not comfortable try the sign idea then see if it works out.
Aug 17 2009 6:44PM
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SteezyasPie
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the only way in is narrow, you say? sounds like a perfect bottle neck for a paintball ambush.

just keep in mind, that some of those (paintball gun = assault, impersonating a cop, etc) are illegal, and you could be fucked of you got caught.

also you could maybe convince him that some firecrackers were actual gunshots, but only if you set it up right and/or he hasnt been around guns enough to tell the difference
Aug 17 2009 6:46PM
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yuck
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landmines

Aug 17 2009 6:50PM
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Jib-Ninja
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Put the sign up and have your friend with the amber lightbar on his truck go there and pretend to be security. That will scare the hell out of them and they wont come back.

P.S. Is that like a dirtbike track back there? Or a dirt road back there?
Aug 17 2009 6:51PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Wreck, not reek.
Aug 17 2009 7:44PM
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freezed
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It's actually wreak havoc, not wreck.

Who's the smarty-pants now?!
Aug 17 2009 7:46PM
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mike91129
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or kittens
Aug 17 2009 7:48PM
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invader7
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id say numba seven. just like some hella barb wire. concrte barriers. idk anythign that would stop them from getting through. and then just use the other entrance
Aug 17 2009 7:57PM
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tBatt
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Yeah that's most likely whats gonna happen. Some of them are slightly more/less illegal than the others, and that would land me in the least trouble, and is the most convincing.

It was a dirtbike track for about fifteen years. Last summer some kid who took over our spot starting dumping a TON of shit back there, so they bulldozed all the berms and blocked off the main entrance. It sucks cause it used to be SO easy to get into there, and we didn't have to worry about getting caught.

Actually having the cop go back there would be ideal, but I've never actually met her, and don't know if she'd be down to do it.
Aug 17 2009 8:00PM
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0123456789
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haha ted is it anyone i know? i never got to hit up the party spot. id call the actuall cops on them once they get the party started. show em whos boss, you dont fuck around. just if theres your buds there tell em to gtfo before you call the po po
Aug 17 2009 8:00PM
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Crack.
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isnt it illegal to have a siren on your car if your not authorized?

not that half of those aren't...
Aug 17 2009 8:02PM
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Bragger224
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this is true.
Aug 17 2009 8:08PM
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yojimbo
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well first off, I'd say you gotta find a new entrance and like dig pits in the old one or something so they get they're car stuck trying to get in. second if they succeed in getting in just fuck with em a lot like light off mad firecrackers nearby or maybe get a real gun and shoot some rounds nearby, otherwise get a crossman airrifle that shoots pellets and fuck his shit up sniper style fromt he woods nearby. shoot him in the ass or something that will fuck up his party nicely.
Aug 17 2009 8:10PM
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saucybiscuits
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i would deffinetly not dress as a cop because you could get your world rocked if you get arrested for impersonating an officer. i would go with the security idea. that one is legit. the one where the guy has the orange lights and pretends to be a security guard. you cant really get in trouble for that one, but it would still be extremely effective
Aug 17 2009 8:14PM
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.thedude
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if you're really sneaky, you could put up barbed wire and other barriers AFTER they're in there
Aug 17 2009 8:26PM
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Peter.
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same here
Aug 17 2009 8:36PM
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Scott22~
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FUCKING PWNED ROWEN. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB~
Aug 17 2009 8:40PM
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tBatt
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Yes I think it's illegal, but how am I gunna get caught? the speaker is hidden and the button could be for anything. It's not like i'd be using it a lot, or hardly at all.

Chris - it's Liam Fitzgerald. He's my age but you might know him through ACC cause he dropped out of school after 10th grade, got his GED and went there. He used to be a tool the last time i talked to him, which was in 7th grade. everyone said he chilled the fuck out and when he was at my last party he was pretty chill. I'm definitely not calling the real cops to my spot, casue then it'd be done for me too. It's not on my property...
Aug 17 2009 8:43PM
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toominator
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rabid magpies
Aug 17 2009 8:45PM
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jason...
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sharks with laser beams on their heads
Aug 17 2009 8:46PM
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prontocuts.com
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reminds me of 12 year olds whining over a fort
Aug 17 2009 8:52PM
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k-rob
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haha my friends and i used to build forts when we were 12, and then some other kids would come and destroy them, so we would vandalize the kids houses in variously epic ways. good times.
Aug 17 2009 8:53PM
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stormtrooper
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use the state trooper idea.
Aug 17 2009 8:54PM
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0123456789
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na dont know him. just fuck with him somehow.
Aug 17 2009 11:22PM
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jakepwilliams
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have sex with his mom
Aug 17 2009 11:33PM
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Archimedes
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not to be debbie downer but don't shoot the blank because if they accuse you of shooting and somehow cops found you with a gun you could be fucked over big time.
Aug 17 2009 11:36PM
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RudyGarmisch
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I'm banning you when you hit 20 posts.
Aug 18 2009 12:34AM
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Elijah.
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Why don't you guys just give him the "ice" treatment?
Like that one member who couldn't get more than 1 post... His name had ice in it or something..
Aug 18 2009 12:37AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Iceisscary. We reversed his post count cause he was whoring the forums to get prestiege. Scott is far more meanicing.
Aug 18 2009 12:39AM
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k-rob
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wut?
Aug 18 2009 12:40AM
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.Emerson.
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9. kill them and hide the bodies.

just a suggestion
Aug 18 2009 12:47AM
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brandon_
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AHAHAHHA! So everytime this kid posted his post count went down ?

thats amazing.

Aug 18 2009 12:50AM
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DYFI
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Mince meat.
Aug 18 2009 12:53AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Well, excuuuuuuuse me for being a little bit fucked up.
Aug 18 2009 12:57AM
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Arabian.
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I don't know Rowen. This may be an abuse of mod power. He called out your uber grammar pwnage fair and square; but the negative post count would be pretty sweet.
Aug 18 2009 12:58AM
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k-rob
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you're excused cause now i am too. and i'm going to watch fear and lothin las vegas now.
Aug 18 2009 12:58AM
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DYFI
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You should mute the movie and play the Book on Tape aloud in the background.
Aug 18 2009 1:03AM
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TGdude
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I'm pretty sure numbers 2,3,5,6,and 8 are illegal to some degree.

the dressing up as a cop idea is a felony so i dont suggest that.
Aug 18 2009 1:03AM
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Funnel
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It's nothing crazy, but bring a few friends.  Each one of you should have some chlorine tablets, a few water bottles, and some rubbing alcohol, make a chlorine bomb, they can get fucking loud and will scare the living shit out of them.
Aug 18 2009 1:05AM
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traylortrash
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laser cats
Aug 18 2009 1:05AM
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RudyGarmisch
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No, dude, Iceisscary was way before I was made mod, he pissed off the old admins enough to warrant that. While I do find it extremely funny, I had nothing to do with it. Scott is apparently on thin ice for a number of other reasons... but I'm not presently inclined to do anything.
Aug 18 2009 1:08AM
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Arabian.
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My post was specifically about scott, but that's coo. lalalalalalalalla disregard i suck cox.
Aug 18 2009 1:11AM
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chad.
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go to his house for the party trash everything.

and put a lick on him. (steal his shit)

Aug 18 2009 1:11AM
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AlexGaynor
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something i have always wanted to try....

get some decent firecrackers/ cherry bomb things..... light and explode near their cars, like not close enough to damage anything. just in the same general direction, so they hear the sound.

make/buy some smoke bombs... throw these under the cars, so that when they come see wtf happened, there is just smoke billowing out from all the cars.

harmless fun.. that's the name of the game

remember what ever you do do... pics or it didn't happen.

Aug 18 2009 1:11AM
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horner
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Get one other person to pose as security guard with the truck owner, buy a magnetic security sign for the truck, dress them up like rent a cops, get a spotlight, hope it works.
Aug 18 2009 1:11AM
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Scott22~
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I think ive fallen through the ice about 30 times. Then fell through the floor of the lake once with an ip ban. Luckily there is a spawn point on top of the ice~
Aug 18 2009 1:15AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Called your roommates.
Aug 18 2009 1:16AM
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comeatmebro
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just fucking break into his house and steal everything he owns. i'm not sure what that will accomplish but fuck at least you're getting some shit dude.
Aug 18 2009 1:18AM
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Scott22~
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Well im at home now so my comp is next to the modem. Feel free to IP ban me as much as you want since I wont have to move it to fool my isp into giving me a new IP~
Aug 18 2009 1:19AM
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