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I think We are going to get money out of this.

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VT_FLO
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my dads a chemist who partnered up with this janitorial company to invent diamond polishing instruments. We're supposed to see something come out of it q4 this year, or q1 next year, Sooooo that means mabye i won't have to pay for my college education, hahahaha!

Aug 14 2009 1:00PM
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doublexl
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thats cool. my dad invented a really sweet tool for some weird housing material. we could be gettin money from it, but he just smokes a lot of weed instead.
Aug 14 2009 1:43PM
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jayo.
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that's exactly like my dad. he invented this thing that makes it so you can control your sprinklers from an old phone. but, instead of claiming, he just blazes bowls.
Aug 14 2009 2:00PM
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k-rob
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that's dope.

btw my dad's never invented anything cool and he hasn't smoked pot since he was young.
Aug 14 2009 2:17PM
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martin.
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my dad used to be a stock broker. Now he paints houses in nantucket and smokes a lot of weed.
Aug 14 2009 3:43PM
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Jwalk
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my dad was a professional moguls and aerials skiier in the late 80s early 90s and he was sposnsoerd by oakley and had like 10 pairs of OG frogskins which he threw away needless to say i was not pleased by that
Aug 14 2009 3:52PM
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prontocuts.com
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my dad was in the first ever f 16 fighter squadron, now all he does is lay around smoking weed
Aug 14 2009 3:53PM
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ski@jaypeak2
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my dada went to jail for armed robbery.  He got a lot of cash but then the police caught him.  Now that he's out he just smokes pot all day.
Aug 14 2009 3:59PM
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yellav
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my dad started a very successful non-residential construction company. he smokes a lot of weed!
Aug 14 2009 4:06PM
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jayo.
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this just became a "who's dad smokes weed" thread
Aug 14 2009 4:19PM
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BMskier
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way to break the combo

Aug 14 2009 4:41PM
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jayo.
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i was also part of the combo
Aug 14 2009 4:49PM
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C00N3Y
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my dads a drug dealer
he smokes a lot of weed
Aug 14 2009 4:54PM
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Peter.
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my dad invented the computer processor

but now he just smokes a lot of weed
Aug 14 2009 4:59PM
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C-Burg
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my dad mines coal and smokes weed all day while driving around in heavy machinery
Aug 14 2009 4:59PM
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Franny
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coal dust and weed has got to be back for his lungs.
Aug 14 2009 5:01PM
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Crack.
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my dad is a general manager at a pump company.. i guess he just smokes a lot of weed all day tho and smokes up the people he could fire.
Aug 14 2009 5:31PM
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Hansel.
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my dads a teacher, durring period switches and lunch break he smokes weed
Aug 14 2009 5:49PM
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ShoulderSurfer
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my dad is a chemistry engineer at a paper mill, but now he just smokes weed
Aug 14 2009 5:53PM
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thisandthatfilms
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my dad does not smoke weed.
Aug 14 2009 6:32PM
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AlexGaynor
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my dad used to build subdivisions.... now he just blazes all day. he thinks i don't know. i just let him think that.
Aug 14 2009 8:55PM
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charmander
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my dad builds houses, and doesnt smoke weed
Aug 14 2009 8:58PM
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blackoutbill
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My dad is a pharmacist and made moisturizing cream. I'm not sure if he smokes weed
Aug 15 2009 1:04AM
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steeze2pleeze
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my like aunt or some shit fabricated the little loop some shoe companies put in their shoes and use to connect the shoes in packaging. 2 one inch long strips of fabric inside a shoe and the chick's a millionare. i need to come up with an idea like that
Aug 15 2009 2:39AM
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ORski21
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this made me laugh cause i just imagined a surgeon going into surgery baked out of his mind.
Aug 15 2009 3:43AM
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gurlz.on.skiz
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My dad used to smoke weed all day. Now all he does is sit around and invent stuff.
Aug 15 2009 4:05AM
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70794Willow
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Aug 15 2009 6:48AM
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Alex=God
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My dad was a paramedic. Now he just smokes mad green
Aug 15 2009 9:53AM
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pianoman
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my dad invented the telegraph. now he just sits around and smokes weed
Aug 15 2009 10:45AM
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skierdudeguy
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my dad invented the lightbulb. but now he just smokes a lot of weed.
Aug 15 2009 11:32AM
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yourthemannowdog
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my dad was the president, now he just eats all the goldfish and smokes a lot of weed
Aug 15 2009 11:35AM
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*steeze_is_good
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My moms a pharmacist too she has cocaine where she works haha
Aug 15 2009 2:03PM
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SteezyOhio
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my dads a computer programmer, needless to say he doesnt sit around a smoke weed, he should.
Aug 15 2009 2:07PM
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I_Am_Mod
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my dad invented a remote operated and fully automated lubrication system for tunneldrilling.
they used it in the channel tunnel drilling, it injects bentonite clay between the tube and the rock...
alltough he didn't get rich, he only got a bonus, the company he worked for made millions...
Aug 15 2009 2:09PM
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I_Am_Mod
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he smoked weed, but now he faps to fat woman porn :D
i'd call that a negative evolution :(
Aug 15 2009 2:10PM
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Aaaron.
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my dad is the VP of a japanese IT firm.

he used smoke alot of weed.
Aug 15 2009 2:45PM
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dmc12380
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my dads a doctor and invented some ear drops... but now all he does is blazes bowls in between seeing patients.
Aug 15 2009 3:42PM
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