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Killing Clones

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Lateralis
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alright, so i was sitting my friends place the other night and something popped into my head, say if i were to get a clone, and he started to cause some shit to cause some shit and i ended up killing him, would it be considered murder or suicide??????


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Feb 16 2004 10:33AM
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west
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It would be like shooting a dog.




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Feb 16 2004 10:56AM
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linemaverick540
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how would it be like shooting a dog? wouldnt it be murder because isnt suicide killing yourself? its closest to killing your twin


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Feb 16 2004 11:02AM
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west
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It's not a twin though, it's a clone.




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Feb 16 2004 11:17AM
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linemaverick540
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yea its closer to a twin then a dog though. twins at least look a like and dogs...,. uhhh im sorry ,dude i guess i don see where your coming from on that one


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Feb 16 2004 11:43AM
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Infantz16
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depends where you were. if you were in a state that recognized clones as human beings, it would obviously be murder, but if your clone was not recognized by the state, i don't think anyone would challenge your right to kill it.


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Feb 16 2004 11:51AM
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Lateralis
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itd be a wierd situation if you ask me


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Feb 16 2004 12:02PM
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Infantz16
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^ yeah but entirely fun. you could beat the shit out of yourself without ever feeling pain.


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Feb 16 2004 12:05PM
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Lateralis
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unless some voodoo spell was cast upon you, itd be great if youur clone was out banging some broads, youd feel all the pleasure without having to move a muscle, just sit there and blow loads


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Feb 16 2004 12:06PM
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linemaverick540
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haha but thaty could be used against you


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Feb 16 2004 12:11PM
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Infantz16
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^ hahahah


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Feb 16 2004 12:18PM
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Lateralis
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killing your clone would be fun


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Feb 16 2004 2:17PM
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Ds91260
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its still murder, nothin wrong with that though


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Feb 16 2004 2:25PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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yeah id say it depends where you live. oregon: ok, washington: not ok, idaho: socially acceptable, midwest: not ok, south: ok, texas: not ok, england: not ok, canada: see idaho, africa: ok, south america: ok... etc.
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Feb 16 2004 5:28PM
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shibby
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i think it'd be fun to have a clone to beat up on.
Feb 16 2004 5:53PM
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con_cept
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Similar to the gay sex/masturbation/incest question regarding clones.

Ima have to go with murder-suicide, but murder mostly.



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Feb 16 2004 6:04PM
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BallinBU
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hahaha... what if you and your clone shared feelings and you both fucking girls at the same time, that would be incredible.
Feb 16 2004 6:33PM
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Lateralis
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if you give your clone a hand job, is it masturbation or incest?


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Feb 16 2004 7:07PM
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*ELLA*
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AHAHAH this is one of the funniest threads i've been in to..... those are really good questions
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Feb 16 2004 8:46PM
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Infantz16
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DOES ANYBODY HAVE A CLONE!? this is very important! we need to figure this out right away


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Feb 16 2004 9:08PM
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CalgaryJibber
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yea- If i had a clone thered be alot of sexual tension- and itd be awquard because id have a crush on myself.
Would a clone masterbating be liek mutual? or would it be like him giving you a handjob is the real question...
'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
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Feb 16 2004 9:10PM
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CalgaryJibber
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PS I need to know quick
'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
Feb 16 2004 9:13PM
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icecreamsandwich
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killing a clone would be murder...killing yourself is suicide, but your clone is not you, it has the same DNA but is a separate being, with a distinct personality, so it is not you.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

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Feb 16 2004 10:00PM
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SaraJ
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It'd be murder...they're still a human being, and can feel pain. It'd be so wrong, but then, so is cloning.

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Feb 16 2004 11:42PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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i'd probably kick my clone in the nuts a bunch cause it would be funny... but then i'd kill him i think...
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Feb 17 2004 12:21AM
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jibtastic
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It'd be sick to take turns going to school in like 2 week sections. You could get 2 straight weeks of skiing in.
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Feb 17 2004 1:31AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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finals might be tough though
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Feb 17 2004 1:33AM
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BallinBU
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if you jack off your clone are you gay?
Feb 17 2004 2:18AM
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Ds91260
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wheres the fun in cloning tho, if you wanted to fuck some hot chick you could just take a hair and then clone them, wheres the sport>??



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Feb 17 2004 2:24AM
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BallinBU
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true.. you could alter her mind while cloning her and turn her into your love slave. make her only purpose in life to be extremely hot and pleasure you on command.
Feb 17 2004 2:27AM
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sconniestyle
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wasnt there a segment on the man show when adam was cloned, and then they decided to beat eachother off and one of them blew up (we were left in suspense, thinking it may be the evil clone that was still alive)? either way its illegal, cause isnt suicide a felony or something? what if it was a free range clone? would that make it ok? im sure of one thing though. peta would be all up on your back if you made him into a coat. do you think blood would stain a clone coat?



mark

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Feb 17 2004 2:30AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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youre going to make a clone coat? like silence of the lambs style?
Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Feb 17 2004 3:55AM
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LC.
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Man, you guys are idiots. A clone is the same as a twin.
Feb 17 2004 7:40AM
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samck89
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a clone is not the same as a twin, u would be diferent ages

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Feb 17 2004 9:19AM
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JoeMonaco
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A clone would be the weirdest thing in the whole entire world to ever have, for one they would be very much younger than you. you would have to raise it first and then consider the possibilities. But this also brings to surface many other questions. Is it ok to sleep with your young clone, probly not for michael jackson right. also, the catholic church might have a lot to say about all this masturbation nonsense, ha. and is it considered child abuse to beat the shit out of your young clone? all of these are hypothetical to the highest degree of course. and child abuse is wrong anyhow, thats not cool
Feb 17 2004 11:10AM
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MacMahoooon
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ummm...your clone isnt an exact copy of you...it still has to grow up too so its a few years being...so therefore anything you do to/with your clone also carries the charge of being done to a minor...so its worse

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Feb 17 2004 11:11AM
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bigsky_gurl
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What is worse...running over an ugly baby, or a litter of cute kittens?



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Feb 17 2004 11:31AM
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icecreamsandwich
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kittens obviously. they are just so adorable and lovely.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Icecreamsandwich officially = the coolest girl ever. Thank you. - Stryken

Feb 17 2004 12:08PM
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Lateralis
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running over babies would be cooler


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Feb 17 2004 11:54PM
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samck89
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lat we can allways count on you to remind us how derranged people can get

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'
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Feb 18 2004 12:46AM
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lj5
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i love you steph!


if you give your clone a hand job, is it masturbation or incest?

-lateralis
Feb 18 2004 1:17AM
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Jib_This
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I'd rather run over the baby, think of the jokes you could make up after! I (heart) dead baby jokes!



TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU
SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
Feb 18 2004 1:33AM
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shootr
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Answer to question one.
It is like the tree falling in the forest, if no one notices that he is missing no foul.
Answer to question two.
If the dick in your hand is not attached to the same body as said hand.... It might as well be an episode of 'Queer as folk'

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Feb 18 2004 2:29AM
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SaraJ
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if nobody knew about the clone, it'd be like Dr. Frankenstein killing his monster. Nobody would know, so it wouldn't affect anybody. It'd only affect you, being the person to kill the clone. You would be responsible for the creation and destruction of the clone. Awful.

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Feb 18 2004 3:15AM
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BallinBU
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i would have a guilty conscience if i killed myself but was still alive
Feb 18 2004 3:23AM
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