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I'm Getting Married in One Week!!!!!!!!

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readiculous
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Any words of encouragement or advice?
Jul 31 2009 11:02AM
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idontactuallyski
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congrats!
Jul 31 2009 11:04AM
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Alex_G
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youre not gonna get the best advice from a predominantly 15 year old ski forum

with that said congratulations and welcome to the beginning of the end of your life haha
Jul 31 2009 11:06AM
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manuel87
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wish you all the best
Jul 31 2009 11:09AM
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charmander
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awesome!
Jul 31 2009 11:09AM
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readiculous
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Ha, I knew that was in the can of worms I opened, but thanks.
Jul 31 2009 11:16AM
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Crack.
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good luck!
Jul 31 2009 11:17AM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
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Have your honeymoon in winter somewhere you can ski, then, during the honeymoon lay down the law, skiing over your wife, and just go shread the gnar.
Jul 31 2009 11:17AM
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readiculous
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Almost did. Our original plans were to go to Chile and ski for a week then hit Brazilian beaches for a week. But it cost too much money.
Jul 31 2009 11:20AM
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Pow.yuHdig*
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god speed
Jul 31 2009 11:20AM
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PSiekierski
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congrats man!!
Jul 31 2009 11:21AM
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louie.mirags
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i'm sorry to hear that, she better be the one.
Jul 31 2009 11:22AM
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Franny
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 Haha Joking!!!! Crongrats!!
Jul 31 2009 11:29AM
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hagenair
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IDIOT... Good, Good more for us...

No but seriously good luck... Keep doing your own thing man thats all I can say. A few of my buds have got married in the last few years and one is already getting divorced because his lady got sick of him just doing whatever she did and not doing his own thing and the other one's lady just doesn't let him do anything at all. But if she is the one for you then go get and again good luck!

Jul 31 2009 11:34AM
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PAuL_Hellar
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congrats
Jul 31 2009 11:35AM
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Squishmitten
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Jul 31 2009 11:38AM
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RIDEDIRTY
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It takes a brave man. Congrats!
Jul 31 2009 11:42AM
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readiculous
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Probably some of the best advice I'll get
Jul 31 2009 11:51AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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run. fast. before it's too late.
Jul 31 2009 11:54AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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or get really drunk at the wedding and then post a thread about it later
Jul 31 2009 12:01PM
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readiculous
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Probably what will actually happen

Jul 31 2009 12:05PM
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kgirvan
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good luck and congrats man
Jul 31 2009 12:09PM
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[Adam]
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congrats man!
Jul 31 2009 12:16PM
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.travis.
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Good luck man, just out of curiosity how old are you?
Jul 31 2009 12:31PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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PSA: I've heard from various medical sources that a wedding ring will infact make a woman allergic to cock. Just sayin, you may wanna coax a bj or two out of her before the big day cause it could be your last.
Jul 31 2009 12:36PM
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readiculous
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Jul 31 2009 12:40PM
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0123456789
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congrats man!

your now (about to be) the 2nd guy on here who ive seen married haha.
Jul 31 2009 12:42PM
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OscarTheGrouch
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congrats!! have fun on that honeymoon
Jul 31 2009 12:44PM
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noparking
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my condolences
Jul 31 2009 1:31PM
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Jwalk
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#1 = papasteeze?

but congrats have fun good luck

Jul 31 2009 1:38PM
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PacificRimJob
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hellooo snwbrdmilf?
Jul 31 2009 1:40PM
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1337
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throw the best bachelor party ever, It might be the last fun you ever had. A good rule of thumb would be the more strippers the better.

Good luck and congrats!
Jul 31 2009 1:41PM
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Shewlur...
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Jul 31 2009 1:47PM
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thegreyarea
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My friend, Adam, doesn't wear his wedding ring. Seems to do the trick with his wife.
Jul 31 2009 1:50PM
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0123456789
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fuck make that 3. i was think triple strum, i think hes married, and im pretty sure snwbrdmilf isnt married
Jul 31 2009 2:55PM
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chody_miller33
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yah dude get just fuckkend tanked! ha ha ha then you wont remember what happended.
Jul 31 2009 3:00PM
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jennyboots
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always be considerate. congrats!
Jul 31 2009 3:03PM
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fappy
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haha your life is over
Jul 31 2009 3:06PM
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Hannah.
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how terrified are you? but seriously congrats
Jul 31 2009 3:12PM
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8ONE657
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congrats! brace yourself haha
Jul 31 2009 3:17PM
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inactive
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Jul 31 2009 3:22PM
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wintersway
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all the best, man
Jul 31 2009 3:28PM
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TotallyTrevor
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i remember when bam margera got married dave england said at the reception "welcome to the shit suck club bitch" or something hilarious like that

but im only 19 so i guess congrats and have fun
Jul 31 2009 4:28PM
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*monsterskier*
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congrats!
Jul 31 2009 4:31PM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
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haha just kidding, good luck wiht everything!! thats exiting.
Jul 31 2009 4:43PM
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Thrash
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have lots of sex on the honeymoon..best advice i could give you
Jul 31 2009 5:01PM
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Malcolm
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WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO. all the good wedding jokes were already taken.
Jul 31 2009 5:11PM
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Spacekroft
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congrats yo, may your first child be a masculine child
Jul 31 2009 5:13PM
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TheRadCactus
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Have some kids and move to the suburbs...Start picking out lawn fertilizer : )
Jul 31 2009 6:44PM
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