they have bland ingredients and they don't mix everything together so when you bite into your burrito the first bite is all sour cream, the next is all rice, the third is all beans, and the fourth is all meat. really sub-par burritos now that its a huge chain. the only time I'll touch one is when they're free on halloween, and then I eat a few bites and realize its a shitty burrito, and throw it away.
also, bros and guidos think its the greatest restaurant ever. for some reason back in high school all the tools who just lifted weights all day every day ate chipotle all the time.