Randy: Mr Lahey is that you or the liquor talking?
Lahey: I am the liquor Randy
Lahey: "You know what a shit barometer is, Bubs?"
Lahey: "Measures the shit pressure in the air. You can feel it! Listen Bubs, hear that? Sounds of the whispering winds of shit.
...Beware, my friend. Shit winds are a coming."
"Snake is the epitome of everything badass and manly. He makes Chuck Norris look like a gaping vagina." Motumbo.