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Urban Dictionary Entry: Hovan
a short chubby little penguin who speaks total nonsense, the kind that absolutely no one understands. Occasionally pleasures himself by watching animal porn with his parents. His favorite episode is called "The Penguin Adventures" and his favorite movie is the foot fetish called "Happy Feet". Every Winter he will migrate to the nearest "animal clubhouse" and have the time of his life!
Oh! Look on the sidewalk, is that a Hovan I spotted! Fascinating! When I grow up I want to be