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BEST pick up lines

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tinkytwinky
Posts: 2430 - Karma: 1,443

ok so, throw out your best pick up lines, here are mine:

If we were squirels, could i bust a not into your hole?

Lets do some math, subtract the close, add the bed, divide the legs, and lets multiply...

haha i have many more but i will save them, lets here yours ns!

Jul 23 2009 11:32PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 65
my dick just died. can i bury it in your ass?
Jul 23 2009 11:36PM
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UNREAL
Posts: 3989 - Karma: 23
ahaha win win win
Jul 23 2009 11:38PM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
nice shoes, wanna fuck ?
Jul 23 2009 11:40PM
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youknomysteeze
Posts: 416 - Karma: 10

You much be a lumber jack cause you have been giving me wood all day

Jul 23 2009 11:40PM
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SteevJee
Posts: 1916 - Karma: 144
My dick..your mouth
Jul 23 2009 11:41PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,342
i see your new around here, you wanna searchbar with me?
Jul 23 2009 11:57PM
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Thrash
Posts: 821 - Karma: 9
i bet i can put my dick in your vagina and not have sex with you
Jul 23 2009 11:58PM
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D-Ross
Posts: 308 - Karma: 16
(you) Hey
(her) hey
(you) Do you know how to use the searchbar?
(her) no

works everytime...

but seriously.
(you) What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?
(Her) I don't know
(you) My zipper
Jul 23 2009 11:58PM
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ski-swagga
Posts: 5276 - Karma: 219
ahahaha
Jul 23 2009 11:59PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,342
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Jul 24 2009 12:03AM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,342
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Jul 24 2009 12:05AM
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DouglasFRESH
Posts: 164 - Karma: 329
you have 206 bones in your body. Want another one?
Jul 24 2009 12:05AM
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landonn
Posts: 2913 - Karma: 385
raft says the funniest shit ever.
Jul 24 2009 12:07AM
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tinkytwinky
Posts: 2430 - Karma: 1,443
fuck im sorry haha, i guess im a noob. but could one more really hurt?
Jul 24 2009 12:07AM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
when you tryin to let me physically get you all niagara falls wet
Jul 24 2009 12:08AM
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HR8938Cephei
Posts: 1411 - Karma: 46
LOL thats my favorite searchbar post
Jul 24 2009 12:10AM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,342
see, when you say shit like that i cant stay mad. gad damnit!
Jul 24 2009 12:10AM
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tinkytwinky
Posts: 2430 - Karma: 1,443
=]
Jul 24 2009 12:11AM
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PeeDuBzz
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 134
/tread
Jul 24 2009 12:14AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
lol really?
Jul 24 2009 12:17AM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
^what?
Jul 24 2009 12:21AM
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troutfish
Posts: 956 - Karma: 490
hahaha: Does this rag smell like chloroform?
Jul 24 2009 12:23AM
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Dinosaur
Posts: 81 - Karma: 15
Do you know what the word of the day is? Legs. Want to go spread the word?

Jul 24 2009 1:07AM
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SteevJee
Posts: 1916 - Karma: 144
May I sink you with my pink torpedo?
Jul 24 2009 1:58AM
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the_moderaper
Posts: 2465 - Karma: 218
do u have a mirror in your pants cuz i can see myself in them.

did u know im an astronaut and my next trip to uranus
Jul 24 2009 2:05AM
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Franny
Posts: 3980 - Karma: 77
.......................?
Jul 24 2009 2:07AM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
hahaha/end thread
Jul 24 2009 2:14AM
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BC.
Posts: 1551 - Karma: 86
you: hey
Her: Hi
You: How about a pizza and a fuck?
Her : slaps you/no/any arrangement of no
You: ..... Whats wrong? dont like pizza?
Jul 24 2009 7:31AM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
someone said that to me...
original and hot as fuck.
Jul 24 2009 7:41AM
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OhMyBosh
Posts: 5056 - Karma: 170
I hope your joking... Otherwise I will have to make some severe judgments on your character.
Jul 24 2009 8:58AM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
were you born on a farm?.........because you sure know how to raise cocks.
Jul 24 2009 9:05AM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,679
hahahaha that was really sick and twisted but it was funny to me
Jul 24 2009 9:35AM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14477 - Karma: 10,515
Oh my god every pick up line in here is said wrong.  They are all hacked to bits.  The mirror one is:
Do you have a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants"

I cannot remember all the other ones that were wrong so I will end my post now 

Jul 24 2009 9:36AM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209

sorry i didn't mean for that to sound like it was some random guy. it was someone i knew and it wasn't a serious offer..

Jul 24 2009 10:11AM
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louie.mirags
Posts: 6015 - Karma: 5,028
are you from memphis? cause youre the only ten i see
Jul 24 2009 11:23AM
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..jack
Posts: 424 - Karma: 897
I'm a Necrophiliac...... How good are you at playing dead??
Jul 24 2009 11:28AM
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70794Willow
Posts: 334 - Karma: 38
i lol'd
Jul 24 2009 11:30AM
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