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Swine Flu hotline must be overloaded with calls...

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Oli_jgb
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I phoned up just now because I have some of the flu symptoms, but all I got was crackling...
Jul 23 2009 9:34AM
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.Roockley.
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yeah, i need to ring them, i'm coming out in rashers
Jul 23 2009 11:07AM
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Slinger1x1
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i had some terrible flu or some illness
worst headache/sore throat/fever/and more i have ever had
went to the doctor, gave me a shit ton of antibiotics, and some Roids, and i felt better the next day
Jul 23 2009 11:12AM
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Billek
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I had a really bad case of the flu during the heat of the outbreak.  Nothing bad came out of it, but it was nearly shocking to start sniffling and coughing when everyone was going crazy about swine flu.
Jul 23 2009 11:25AM
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Oli_jgb
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I lolled, glad someone got it!

Do the americans even have crackling?
Jul 23 2009 11:29AM
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Peter.
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describe this "crackling"
Jul 23 2009 11:31AM
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Malcolm
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haha yeah i had a bad cold when it was just starting. scared me a little
Jul 23 2009 11:33AM
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Oli_jgb
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it's the skin you get on top of pork, when cooked we call it crackling. You might call it pork scratching?
Jul 23 2009 11:52AM
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J-Evs
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i had just been in an airport that said had people with swine flu in it and the next day i started getting a sore throat and stuff..... i was shitting bricks, i thought i had swine flu
Jul 23 2009 11:57AM
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neutralzombie
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you probably hav swine flu if you have a raging deadly fever.
Jul 23 2009 11:59AM
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kepler.
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A guy just died from Swine Flu right near me. They couldn't figure out why he was sick the whole time. It was only after he died and they performed the autopsy that they figured out all his flu-like symptoms were because he had the flu.
Jul 23 2009 12:02PM
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Slinger1x1
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way to put two and two together
Jul 23 2009 12:12PM
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alden.
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flu in general sucks,

i had the flu which turned into bronchitis with a touch os sinus infection

took me out for a soilid month sucksssssssssssss

hope you sont have swine though man, hop youre feelin better

Jul 23 2009 12:14PM
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The_Tim
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stop being a bunch of pussies. unless youre already deathly sick with something, a new born or over the age of 70, youll be fine.

theres a reason why 150,000 have been affected but only 1,000 died- in the world. calling a hotline because you got a runny nose... fucking pathetic.
Jul 23 2009 12:15PM
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kepler.
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No joke this dude was in the hospital clinging to life for a week and a half. It was only till he died that they figured out what was wrong.
Jul 23 2009 12:18PM
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Slinger1x1
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its just the way you said it that made me laugh
"after he died, they found out that his flu-like symptoms were caused by the flu"

Jul 23 2009 12:22PM
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Oli_jgb
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Read the thread fool, maybe you need one of these?

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Jul 23 2009 2:10PM
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Shark.
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Jul 23 2009 2:32PM
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JibbaTheHutt
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i had swine flu i went to the  doctors and he gave me some oinkment
Jul 23 2009 3:56PM
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TheHamburglar
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hahahahha you made a funny
Jul 23 2009 4:06PM
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HR8938Cephei
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haha good one
Jul 23 2009 5:21PM
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Bloom.
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This girl i have been hooking up with just got swine flu. i was gonna hang out with her yesterday but then i changed my mind. a couple hours later i call her to apologize that i couldn't hang out and she tells me its fine she just found out she had swine flu!!
Jul 23 2009 5:29PM
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Oli_jgb
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Lucky escape!
Jul 23 2009 5:53PM
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Hack.The.Pow.
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or maybe she was just playing you for a fool!

haha jk. good call on that
Jul 23 2009 7:32PM
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