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If I could kick anyone's ass it would be.....
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all the dumbass wiggers at my school!!!
how bout you?
'Now Bart, beer is for daddies and kids with fake id's...' - Homer Simpson
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All the players and their haters.
Me: Dude, which way does water swirl down there? You, know, when you flush the toliet?
PhattTim: Ummm, lemme go check, oh, toilets don' swirl, they flush and sinks and basins when you pull the plug it goes anti-clockwise, yah, well, I think, it goes the opposite of what your guys ones do.
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Posers and cocky basterds!
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'A beautiful girl can make you dizzy. Like you've been drinking jack and coke all morning. She can make you feel high. They are the single greatest commodity known to man. The promise. The promise of a better day. The promise of a greater hope. The promise of a new tommorow. This particular aura can be found in the gaze of a beautiful girl. In her smile, and in her soul, and in the way she makes every rotten little thing about the world seem like it's going to be okay.' - Taking Back Sunday
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Carson Daily
I like my chicks like my whips, topless
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Anyone who even considered touching Natalie Portman. SHE'S MINE!
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'That's my cancer wishing face' - yellowsnow4U wishing cancer upon the server that kept us away from NS
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guys who give me attitude
~~~FIèRTE~~~
.....Cé la vie!.....
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you rob... I would kick your ass.....
'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
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i dont know.. yeah.. that guy who said that finnish people can`t drive cars under 18 years old
Me need snow!!
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I would proly choose martin snaps. I dont really no him but he says the fucking gayest things.
'Don't think your the best. There is always someone better. Work your ass off and you'll get what you want' seth morrison
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The cock-sucker who stole my wallet...and some of the chumps in my town that are complete dickheads.
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defianetly all the wiggers at my school, i have never seen so many pairs of lugz in my entire life. gah, it pisses me off!
all the worlds a terrain park and the people are just jibbers.
-NewSkool Shakspere
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Micheal Bolton.
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Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get that out of the way, then go live in an old folks home, then you should get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then on your first day at work you should get a gold watch. You work 40 years until you are young enough to enjoy your retirement, you go drinking and partying, then get ready for high school. You go to elementary school, become a kid, you play, you have no responsiblities, you become a little baby, you go back and spend your last 9 months floating around in a spa and then you finish up as an orgasm!
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John Green, a stupid kid that went to my high school. and who ever first thought up Jar Jar Binks.
welcome to hitchen's bitchin kitchen.
my name is Jesse, and i will be serving u today
-today our special is peach-mango tofu. If u don't like it u can get out!
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Yo, man. Martin is a really nice guy!
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'That's my cancer wishing face' - yellowsnow4U wishing cancer upon the server that kept us away from NS
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Felix Potvin.
'Victory? We're French, we don't even have a word for it.'
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Haha- some some reason this reminds me of the scene in High Fidelity where John Cusack, Jack Black and the other dude kick the shit out of Ray... but anyway...
So many choices....... I would have to go with Tom Green on this one.
'Cure blindness with a whore's spittle.' -Jim Morrison
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Vegitarians who try to force their retarted philosiphies on me when im trying to enjoy my cheeseburgers!!!
CO represent!!!
'Nobody has ever skied the K-12 and lived!'
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all the members of nsync
-To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to.....all lifes problems
-I didnt make the ghetto, the ghetto made the man
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i would beat up you pipe_munky!! jk i would beat up a kdi at my school, he is a poser skier and all his little friends
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everyone who pisses me off. that about covers it
'But won't your hand smell like shit too?'
'Small price to pay for the smiting of one's enemies.' ~Brodi and T.S. in the Stink Palm scene of Mallrats
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to whoever bashed martin shut your mouth up!!
-To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to.....all lifes problems
-I didnt make the ghetto, the ghetto made the man
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I've never heard of a poser skier, only poser snowboarders. Shows that our sport is growing.
'Victory? We're French, we don't even have a word for it.'
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ya fuck, i hate the stupid black wannabes at my school too. i was wearing a white bandana and some bitch came up to me ripped it of my head ans started sayin shit about the kryps.
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all the kids at my school that think theyre half thug, half skater. actually, they arent even skaters, they just wear skate clothes and call themselves that.
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I like to think that I could kick someone's ass... It's good for my ego..
Actually, I could if I was pissed off enough. I usually end up playing mediator though.
Hmm... too many people to name..
'Bob gets drunk in a park alone and gets arrested for getting in a fight with a group of teenage girls.'
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Bob motherfucking Barker
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I find everything ammusing.
'Executing this trick perfectly will get you more tail than Axl Rose at the Pontiac Silverdome'
-Boyd Easley
'I am Gay'
-Mike Nick
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Oh, and all those environmentalists who don't know shit about shit. 'don't cut down trees!!' and then spread the word by sending out 10billion panflips that nobody cares about.
Those people piss me off.
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Yeah Martin is cool. Here is a list, adding on to my others-
- Stick Stickly
- Screech from Saved by the Bell
- Carrot Top
- My 7th grade history teacher
- The owners of the Charlotte Hornets
- Gilbert and Sullivan (The musical writers)
- Blink 182
- Whoever thought up Pokemon
- Kris Lang on the UNC basketball team
- People who think up gay commercials
- Osama Bin Laden
- Austin Powers
Thats all I can think of for now......
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'A beautiful girl can make you dizzy. Like you've been drinking jack and coke all morning. She can make you feel high. They are the single greatest commodity known to man. The promise. The promise of a better day. The promise of a greater hope. The promise of a new tommorow. This particular aura can be found in the gaze of a beautiful girl. In her smile, and in her soul, and in the way she makes every rotten little thing about the world seem like it's going to be okay.' - Taking Back Sunday
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id kick my own ass
'im kickin my asss ya mind??? : liar liar
kids:hey giligan! did u eat the skipper
tommyboy:you better pray to the god you skinny little punks that this wind doesnt pick up or else ill come over there and jam an oar up your ass!!!
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Anybody smaller and/or weaker than me. Maybe a crippled guy or something. That or Gordon Campbell, i think i could take him.
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
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stinkyprimo, and anyone that chooses to ski at a resort other than blue if they have the choice to come to blue. it just doesn't make sence. and anyone without common sence - they just piss me off.
Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool
representing the H.J.S. forever
'I jibbed her funbox' Dave Pauls.
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Gordon Cambell...I know I could take him....and maybe half his party too....bunch of lying sacks of shit.
Matt
***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***
'hey, your skis go both ways. Wait, you have bi-sexual skis!' - Said to Matt Harvey by a 50 year old ski instructor
~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
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lol martins Cool kinda weird at some times:
Me; my favort sponcer would be line, Orage, and Smith
Martin; Is that some kinda racest coment!!
Me: Um what??
meh
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Lol Micheal Bolton, Great one Nine_milla!
I would kill the whole NEW POP GENRE!
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A conversation about my friends bird:
Me: Hey is his wings clipped
Him: Do you cut off a dogs legs. Why the hell would I clip his wings!
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Haha, never mind, somebody already did kick Felix Potvin's ass for me. 3-0 second period!
'Victory? We're French, we don't even have a word for it.'
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TEENYBOPPERS!!
~Get a haircut and get a real job~
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OPRAH or ROSIE Odonnel
'i may be a poet but i just dont know it... BAM!!'
-Shaniqua Bootycall
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nick terry. i will soon. he stole my 1080s. that is not cool. serously, i will kick his ass.
~Tom
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I would kick Superman's ass coz he's stronger than me but I'm prettier.
~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
-Jesus had 1080's!-
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ha.... yea matt could kick campbell's ass..haha... dude I got your back
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*Proud Resident of the Dirty Part of Surrey*
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Hmmm... has anybody mentioned Osama???
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First off that I would kick that guys ass who said he would kick Carrot tops ass. Carrot Top is the funniest shit ever. I saw one of his shows in Las Vegas, and I didn't stop laughing for an hour and a half. So fuck off.
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All the snowborders at my hill that talk like the're hot shit, and never even go to the park.
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I wish I could find who stole my shoes from Rain City Skatepark. Boo to them. I hate stealing, it sucks to get stolen from.
Also, once when I was running this horse walked by and tried to bite me. I'd kick the shit out of that fucking horse, I hate horses.
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CARROT TOP IS SO FUCKING NOT FUNNY. HE'S SOOOO ANNOYING. he's gay. there.
and skierkid48, i would kick your ass, because you said you'd kick martin's ass. so there.
and i would like to kill some fag in my grade who mouths off to everyone and noone has kicked the shit out of him yet because he tells on them before they get a chance. he like runs from classes.
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If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.
Go from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you.
-Jimmy Soul - If You Want To Be Happy
'People who smoke pot grow up and do nothing with their lives.... Look at me. I'm a teacher.'
- My Gym Teacher
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Carrot Top is on 1800 Collect Commercials. THats enough to kick anyone's ass (besides Mr. T 'cause he's kick you ass and not think twice about it.)
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'A beautiful girl can make you dizzy. Like you've been drinking jack and coke all morning. She can make you feel high. They are the single greatest commodity known to man. The promise. The promise of a better day. The promise of a greater hope. The promise of a new tommorow. This particular aura can be found in the gaze of a beautiful girl. In her smile, and in her soul, and in the way she makes every rotten little thing about the world seem like it's going to be okay.' - Taking Back Sunday
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William Shatner, I'd fight William Shatner
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I, whooped Batman's ass.
I like my chicks like my whips, topless
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Ha ha, Wesley Willis song. 'I whooped Batman's Ass!'
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'If I were to dress up like an animal, I would fuck what I was' - DP
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McLaren, that bitch who took out Zednik.
Me: Dude, which way does water swirl down there? You, know, when you flush the toliet?
PhattTim: Ummm, lemme go check, oh, toilets don' swirl, they flush and sinks and basins when you pull the plug it goes anti-clockwise, yah, well, I think, it goes the opposite of what your guys ones do.
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