Pro skiers can jump 130 feet whilst doing a switch cork nine.
lilly was a huge slut one day. she would cauck her ass up in the air and dance her lil paws begging me to fuck her. i was liek wtf lilly u whore im a human and we dont deal with that kinda pussy. - prosnurfer
Yeah it looks like when you take a big poo and you flex your butt so it tightens the anus and it creates a crease in the poop. - mtbakerteacher
skiers can get paid playing a sport where its not all about the money and publicity and you dont have to do roids to succeed. its about having fun and doing what you love. thats a lot better than being these to doucebags
va jay jayyyyyy, the word slips the lips, no pun intended bitches i'm just tryin ta move ya hips, yea...my name's logan, afterbangin like brogan, not with the skis with the ladies, got at least ten babies-sirfyrantor
have any of those guys ever worked at ruby tuesdays? no, didnt think so
-Afterbang cannot be found if one is looking. Afterbang must find you, and you must find your place within Afterbang. To reach for it is to let it slip from your grasp, but to let it go is to hold it with all your strength. [PanoJibber]
"What the fuck were you doing?! One looks like a failed abortion and the other like something from chicken run." [ski-plastic]