My Honest Answers
-Is no poles as chill as afterbang?
first off, I am going to have to answer your question with another question, one that we skiers must never forget, What Would Scott Vail Do? or WWSVD for short.
-What boots should I get?
Full Tilts they grant the user super powers, thats why one must never take them off, villains frequently try to steal them
-Should I wear tight pants or a G suit?
I'm feeling that a new trend of tight jacket and 6xl pants is about to come our way, so be the first and get the g-suit and sew the jacket so that it is a tight fit
FOLLOWUP: Where is the best place to get a G-suit
Message Eheath for one, if he gets grumpy when you message him, keep pestering him. He'll give eventually and give you a great deal.
-Should I get crowbars or EG2's
Is this even a question, crowbars with eg2 lenses duct taped to them DUH!
-Where should I mount my hellbents/invaders?
On top of each other, preferably hellbents on on top of the invaders, you dont even need to go to a shop to do it, be self-reliant get a few nails and a hammer.
-Is Lil' Wayne the best rapper alive?
Only on days that end in Y
-What MGMT song should I use for my edit?
Like the previous person who supplied answers said, each song but only for 10secs
-Do you guys smoke on the lift?
Nope, we as a sport have progressed to crack, we're trying to raise our hood status, as I'm sure you know bitches get stitches, so keep acting thug out there.
-What pro skiers smoke weed?
None they get drug tested everyday, c'mon silly stop asking dumb questions
-Where should I go for my winter vacation?
(I want to ski 70% park, 10% all mountain, 12% bumps, 3% of the time I'm in the lift line and the rest of the % i'm traversing uphill)
The remnants of Chad's Gap, it has everything you're asking for
Also what skis should I get?
All of them, rob your parents wallets and buy everything that any pro has ever ridden
-Where can I get Line Afterbangs
You can't buy them, you are instead granted them when you have become a master of the art of afterbanging
-How big does Saga fit?
Generally speaking pretty small, take your age, and then get that many x's before the l
-What are the best Jiberish hoodies
Common misconception, many people believe that the pattern on the hoody is what makes a cool jiberish hoody, it is in fact how far is goes past your knees though, so if it drags in the dirt like a grandpa's balls then consider yourself the next miles davis
-What level of pants is the chillest to sag at
Steve Urkel level, so approximately negative 3 feet sagged
-What pros are like the chillest
Peter Olenick and Simon Dumont
-I can do a forward 7, a backwards 3 and I'm starting to get front flips, am i good enough to get spancerd?
If you can do steezy spread eagles like Scott Vail and your set