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Can I get an invite to ladies man?

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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
I click the "ask for an invite" button about a week ago and nothing.
Jul 4 2009 9:34PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 65
the question is, do you have what it takes?
Jul 4 2009 9:42PM
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rj.
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 28
Jul 4 2009 9:46PM
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207
Posts: 8969 - Karma: 3,846
I want in too! I've got what it takes, someone get me an invite.
Jul 4 2009 9:46PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 65
prove it
pick me up
Jul 4 2009 9:47PM
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207
Posts: 8969 - Karma: 3,846
let me in then I'll prove that shit.
Jul 4 2009 9:58PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 65
well i dont control whos in or not
why do you all wan tin so bad?
Jul 4 2009 10:02PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
give me a one liner and ill decide if you can get in
Jul 4 2009 10:03PM
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207
Posts: 8969 - Karma: 3,846
I won't spam or make fun of others will give honest advice if I feel like my input is really need may need advice later on but not right now.
Jul 4 2009 10:04PM
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Username_42069
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 15
unless it directly helps me get my dick wet.. i see no reason to join
Jul 4 2009 10:11PM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
Are you good in bed or is it just me?
Jul 4 2009 10:12PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 65
good. NSG is your type of place then
Jul 4 2009 10:13PM
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rj.
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 28
so young so naive
Jul 4 2009 10:19PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
awwww seantom is having lady pwoblems
Jul 4 2009 10:19PM
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0ptions
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 60
I'll take one, if anyone wants to throw one my way. Ill even throw in probably the cheesiest pickup line ever:

"I wish I was your derivative so i could lay tangent to your curves."

Sorry if you're not a math person. Hahaha.
Jul 4 2009 10:20PM
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Shredneck
Posts: 2051 - Karma: -32
I wish you we're my homework, so I could do you on the kitchen table.
Jul 4 2009 10:26PM
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buchanan.
Posts: 1911 - Karma: 156
thats what she said?
Jul 4 2009 10:28PM
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_CC_
Posts: 3890 - Karma: 747
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Jul 4 2009 10:29PM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796

only your smile pales in comparison to your eyes :P

I heard the word of the day is legs, why don't we go back to my place and spread the word

Jul 4 2009 10:48PM
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GratefulDead
Posts: 3554 - Karma: 84
Penis.
Jul 4 2009 10:55PM
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Obsessedwski
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 71
LM isn't another "orange name".
It's also not a guidebook to get laid.
It's definitely not another NSG.
Think about that first before saying you're up for it.
Jul 4 2009 10:55PM
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riddsicle
Posts: 684 - Karma: 264
i have what it takes. invite?
Jul 4 2009 11:08PM
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M.Tipsey
Posts: 396 - Karma: 13
Im not Fred Flinstone, but i can make your bed rock...
Jul 4 2009 11:10PM
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Obsessedwski
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 71
I'm also santa clause.
you have what it takes...what?
prove it, don't just say you're up for it.
Jul 4 2009 11:21PM
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riddsicle
Posts: 684 - Karma: 264
is it hot in here or do i have a raging erection

say that to any girl you choose and it's a guaranteed lay.
Jul 4 2009 11:28PM
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Smuffy
Posts: 4685 - Karma: 3,407
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause i can see myself in your pants.
Jul 4 2009 11:32PM
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polso
Posts: 201 - Karma: 6

THIS!

sad thing is i know about 4 girls who would get this

Jul 5 2009 12:17AM
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Atypical
Posts: 1339 - Karma: 45
you could have saved your self a shitton of trouble and just pmed someone who can invite.

But instead you made a thread in NSG...


Jul 5 2009 12:20AM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
if you had to make a thread in NSG to try to get in, you aren't getting in.
Jul 5 2009 12:47AM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
The most retarded cult on NS.
Jul 5 2009 6:34AM
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Thrash
Posts: 821 - Karma: 9
i bet i can put my penis in your vagina, and not have sex with you
Jul 5 2009 11:31AM
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SteevyC
Posts: 265 - Karma: 15
i tried to get in, i dont think i did, so i gave up
Jul 5 2009 11:50AM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
im sorry i dont have hair of a god that picks up all the ladies rowen.
Jul 5 2009 2:19PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
Since when did LM become an invite only cult?
I somehow missed that memo.
Jul 5 2009 3:37PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
I feel so special that I am in LM now...but I am glad it's invite only so it doesn't turn into another NSG
Jul 5 2009 3:41PM
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SHampson
Posts: 2355 - Karma: 1,180
Think it always has been that way.  It's just super easy to get in so you don't really think about that.  Recently though everybody is getting pissed because it's turning somewhat into an NSG so i think they are getting a little tighter on who they let in.

Jul 5 2009 3:45PM
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