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ButteredToast.
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Okay I'm spending the fourth o july weekend at my relative's house in Michigan. We have a lil' buddy named José Gonzaléz (mouse) running around in his basement.

We want to catch José and train him and teach him tricks.

Trouble is, José's holed himeslf up in a cavity in the wall.

NS, how do we lure José out?
Jul 4 2009 2:11AM
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lil_penguino
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get those lill cadges that they walk into drop and cant get out of
Jul 4 2009 2:12AM
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ButteredToast.
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We're planning on trapping José with like a bigass tupperware type bin. Like lure José out and BAM slam the bin on top.

Sooo, how do we lure him out?...
Jul 4 2009 2:14AM
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fupaface
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go to home depot and buy a live trap but also buy chicken wire to put around it so the mouse cant get out
Jul 4 2009 2:14AM
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lil_penguino
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thats what i ment
Jul 4 2009 2:15AM
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fupaface
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put one end of the bin on a stick tie a string to the stick put food under it and when the mouse is under it pull the stick out
Jul 4 2009 2:17AM
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Tinga
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smoke em out. light a fire and the sucker will come out. but seriously just blow a lot of air in there and after a while he will probably come out


Jul 4 2009 2:17AM
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lil_penguino
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haha

Jul 4 2009 2:20AM
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Mr_Orange
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hopefully this makes sence

get a bucket and set it up near a ledge thats level enough with the bucket 

then get a small light peice of wood a put peanut butter on the end

put the wood running from the ledg to the center of the bucket the side with the peanut butter overhanging the middle of the bucket

and wait, probly will happend overnight

the mouse will hopefully walk along the wood to the peanut butter and his weight will cause the wood to teatertotter and fall and due to the laws of gravity, he will end up in the bucket.

I used to have mice in my basement and this worked for catching them dont know if it will work for catching a single mouse but hey you can give it a try

and this way you dont have to go buy a trap

Jul 4 2009 2:23AM
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Skee90
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Bear trap?
Jul 4 2009 2:24AM
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jayo.
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tear down that wall!

/reagan reference
Jul 4 2009 2:27AM
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a--1
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your cool
Jul 4 2009 2:33AM
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jayo.
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youre not
Jul 4 2009 2:35AM
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a--1
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i kill toy
Jul 4 2009 2:36AM
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ButteredToast.
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UPDATE:

We have set this exact trap up for José. And now we wait.

José Gonzaléz-The funky CHPIMP mouse is MINEEEE.
Jul 4 2009 3:34AM
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Mr_Orange
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let me know if it works k+ for picking mine and prooveing i'm a genius
Jul 4 2009 4:21AM
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K2skipunk
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Large hammer + Wall with mouse in it = Solving all of lifes problems.
Jul 4 2009 4:38AM
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I_Am_Mod
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Pics if you got him !
:D
i wanna see José Gonzalez-the funky CHIMP mouse !!!
Jul 4 2009 6:06AM
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HR8938Cephei
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haha just the combination of the picture of the guy and the title made me lol
Jul 4 2009 6:09AM
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jib_danboy
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yeah mice freekin love peanut butter just like rats in the film wanted haha (bout the only thing a took  away from that film - was pretty crap) so go buy a non leathal trap put shit loads of peanut butter in there and train away...
Jul 4 2009 6:14AM
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fragglemuffin
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my friend and i caught a mouse with a plastic bin and named him sylvester.  then we made him a sweet fort out of scrap wood...he fucking loved it
Jul 4 2009 9:38AM
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SteevyC
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peanut butter! they cant stay away from the shit! Mix in some rat poison and he is done
Jul 4 2009 10:20AM
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icrashoften
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soak your rig or trap in beer....
Jul 4 2009 10:24AM
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ButteredToast.
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Haha yeah I will get pics. And it's funky chpimp not chimp you silly. YouTube rackem willie and you will understand. We put three tiny dabs of peanut butter leading up into the can on the ledge with the holy Grail of peanut butter. Jose ate one last night THE BASTARD.
Jul 4 2009 12:21PM
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I_Am_Mod
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lol, like a choochoo-train !
that was a bunch of randoness in that movie...
Jul 4 2009 12:30PM
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I_Am_Mod
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I'll embed it because there are probably some more people who wouldnt understand....

Jul 4 2009 12:32PM
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ButteredToast.
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UPDATE: came back and checked the trap - Jose had tripped it but however he was not in the bin. My guess is the bottle was a bit too precarious and he bumped the bottle and caused it to fall in. So I made it less precarious so he will be more likely to go into the can. I'll keep you posted.
Jul 4 2009 7:06PM
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ButteredToast.
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UPDATE: jose Gonzalez the funky chpimp mouse has been captured and is now safely in captivity. Took us a day or two to get the lil bastard but once we started using a bigger bucket that seemed to do the trick. We think he was jumping out of the smaller bin. Anyways we got em now. Pictures coming soon!
Jul 5 2009 12:06PM
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.Asain-Skiier
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yay
Jul 5 2009 3:51PM
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Mr_Orange
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now you can all praise me and +++k me for my maginificent trap.
Jul 5 2009 4:57PM
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JTL
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this will work
Jul 5 2009 5:04PM
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alden.
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you'll need
patience,
a butterfly net or any net,
a harpoon gun(optional),
and a bit of peanut butter and cracker crumbs

set up the penut butter and crackers and wait close by with your net and harpoon gun ready,
strike only when you can see the whites of his eyes lol
Jul 5 2009 5:04PM
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ButteredToast.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, the moment you've  been waiting for.
Or not. I don't care.
Here are the pictures.

The Contraption. (José Carlos Gonzalez the Funky CHPIMP mouse is in the can)
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Jose:
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Awhhh
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Jul 6 2009 1:45AM
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.Roockley.
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aww sweet

what will you teach him first?
Jul 6 2009 9:10AM
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R-B-B
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nice catch
feed him lots of food so he ends up liking you and not wanting to shit everywhere
Jul 6 2009 12:19PM
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dylansiggers
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Such A pimp little mouse!!!
Jul 6 2009 1:36PM
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K2theExtreme
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What did the Spanish fire fighter name his two sons?

Hose "A" and Hose "B"

Jul 6 2009 2:04PM
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thisandthatfilms
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youve been pissing me off a lot
Jul 6 2009 2:14PM
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andrew.
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sick! mice are so cool. make sure you build him a sweet ass house out of something.
Jul 6 2009 2:16PM
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BootySpunk.
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Evan, are you stoned?
Jul 6 2009 2:17PM
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HamFaceGirl
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hahaha nice job
Jul 6 2009 2:17PM
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jayo.
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oh goodness! how can i possibly live with myself? without the approval of a douchebag post-whore i am incomplete as a human being.


Jul 7 2009 12:51AM
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ButteredToast.
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:)
Jul 7 2009 12:52AM
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jayo.
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oh, and p.s. i was very high at the time of my original post.
Jul 7 2009 12:52AM
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gmack24
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hahahh he looks so pissed


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Jul 7 2009 1:16AM
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ButteredToast.
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bahahahahahhahahahah
10/10 for you
Jul 7 2009 1:25AM
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