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Has anyone done a legit shotgun to a beer?

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Skee90
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Wouldn't it cut your thumb? I beleive it's impossible. Or extremly stupid person that feels no pain.

Jul 4 2009 2:08AM
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BrickTamland
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I ate a big, red candle.
Jul 4 2009 2:09AM
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TechnoPotamus
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i feel blonde, but can you explain a little bit more?
Jul 4 2009 2:10AM
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BrickTamland
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Yeah you got mental problems, man.
Jul 4 2009 2:10AM
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mattridesskis
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oh i thought i was the only one haha. yeah what is a "legit" shotgun?
Jul 4 2009 2:11AM
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Skee90
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When you puch a little hole in the bottom of a beer can with your thumb and drink it through the hole. It's supposed to be faster.

Jul 4 2009 2:11AM
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pho[tog]rapher
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I was hoping he'd say "using a shot gun".
Jul 4 2009 2:12AM
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Skee90
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With your thumb. No car keys, Knives, ect.
Jul 4 2009 2:12AM
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SHastatahoe
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Um, what is the difference?  a knife cuts a better hole with more precision.
Jul 4 2009 2:13AM
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Skee90
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I'm no noob giiiiiirl.
Jul 4 2009 2:13AM
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BrickTamland
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Tostada!
Jul 4 2009 2:13AM
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Skee90
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Because it's the real way to do it. I don't know if anybody on here has done it that way.
Jul 4 2009 2:14AM
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SHastatahoe
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No.  Shotgunning a beer is poking a hole in a beer and drinking it.  it doesnt matter how the hole gets there.  its the method of consuming beer, not preparing the beer to be consumed.

That's like saying a real beer bong is done  if you use pop tops, or clicking into your bindings you have to scrape your boot on your front binding first. 
Jul 4 2009 2:16AM
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pho[tog]rapher
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Hahaha nahh nahh didn't mean that. That'd be fucking bad ass though, whipping out your pistol to open your beer. I'd be impressed.
Jul 4 2009 2:16AM
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Skee90
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Bear Grylls would use his thumb.

Jul 4 2009 2:16AM
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Skee90
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Who goes to the hill strapped?
Jul 4 2009 2:17AM
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Tinga
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i have heard of people doing this. never witnessed or done it. but i think it has something to do with getting the air bubble in the right spot at the right time and just jamming it with your thumb. or something like that.
Jul 4 2009 2:20AM
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Skee90
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Yea. I tried it. Just turned out me looking like a darsh.
Jul 4 2009 2:21AM
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The_Tim
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seen people do it a ton. only once has it gave someone a minor cut. not a big deal really.
Jul 4 2009 2:23AM
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Skee90
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So there is hope........... :)
Jul 4 2009 2:23AM
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The_Tim
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dunno the specifics but its all bout the air bubbs and the beer itself if its shaken or not. but yeah def. very possible.
Jul 4 2009 2:26AM
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mike1234
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ya I can make the hole with my thumb its pretty easy if u do it alot, the hole size it creates is perfect and very quick and doesn't hurt one bit when done properly
Jul 4 2009 2:27AM
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Skee90
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Probably just have to man up and puch harder. Story of my life...........
Jul 4 2009 2:28AM
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BrickTamland
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I drank a lava lamp once. Its not lava
Jul 4 2009 2:28AM
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Mr_Orange
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what i do is use my vampireish teeth to bite a little hole the you push in the little hole with your thumb, and you can make it as big as you want,

i've cut myself once cause we were trying to shot gun a 6 pack each at lunch on the last day on school and I was rushing, cut wasn't bad tho stopped bleading in like 5min

me and my buddies rule: you gota make a hole you could fit you dick into.  (everyone usewolly ends up with ridiculously big holes) makes for some pretty fast shotguns

Jul 4 2009 2:31AM
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freshlyDIPPED
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http://reelcomp.com/videos/view/8704

watch lucas magoon.
Jul 4 2009 3:27AM
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snwbrdmilf
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Hahahaha....I love that you posted as Brick. +k
Jul 4 2009 4:03AM
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K2skipunk
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Yes. I have. It didn't feel good. I prefer using keys though. It seems too many people while shotgunning don't just let it flow, they chug. Ya heard?
Jul 4 2009 4:29AM
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Hugh_Conway_jr
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any one who truly rocks the gangsta style. eeveryone at my hill is packin
Jul 4 2009 4:30AM
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ski-plastic
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Aww man this is such a north american way to finish off beer! Ive done it before at parties n shit but its not all that rapid at seeing it away. Just get a pint glass and chin it or start some strawpedo banter!
Jul 4 2009 5:31AM
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I_Am_Mod
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the only manly way to drink a beer...
we use ballpoints or other sharp pointed objects to perforate our beers, i still have to see the first person punching through a (european?) beercan with his thumbs.....
Jul 4 2009 5:50AM
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