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What the longest youve been able to hold a shit

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Reggaemuffin
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3 days
Jul 3 2009 5:25PM
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.KYLE.
Posts: 1891 - Karma: 59
8 years
Jul 3 2009 5:26PM
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jayo.
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5 years
Jul 3 2009 5:26PM
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Omega2227
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I kid you not 7 days.
Old school camping trip in Maine, no real bathrooms and I didn't feel like using the woods.
Fuckin exploded after that
Jul 3 2009 5:27PM
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jayo.
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shit, we made the same joke
Jul 3 2009 5:27PM
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samwise
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If only it were funny!


My longest was about 5 days over lacrosse camp, I couldn't shit for some reason.
Jul 3 2009 5:35PM
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andrew.
Posts: 2349 - Karma: 165
back in elementary school, i had a problem with clogging toilets. when i went to see my aunt, i didnt want to clog it, so i didnt shit for like 3 or 4 days. when i got back to the airport, i took a shit so long that it went into the hole and out of the water and hung over the lip of the bowl. it wouldnt go down at all, so i just left it for some unfortunate janitor to find.
Jul 3 2009 6:51PM
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skiEER
Posts: 4089 - Karma: 79
5 days after my surgery i think it was from the pain killers
Jul 3 2009 6:53PM
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kepler.
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I feel like the more time you hold a shit the easier it is to hold it. It's like an exponential function where x>0!

Ease of holding poo is the dependent variable and time is the independent.
Jul 3 2009 6:55PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
9 days

after surgery on my arm.
Jul 3 2009 6:58PM
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Ben.
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i went on a rafting trip a few years ago where a girl didnt shit for a week. idk how thats even possible.
Jul 3 2009 6:59PM
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skiminnesota
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hahahahaha thats awesome...
Jul 3 2009 7:00PM
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factory81
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Well I went to jail and was hoping to get a bond set so I could bail myself out.

I didn't get one set and I spent 5 days in jail and on the 4th night I let it rip. I did get a bond set the next day and bailed my ass out of jail though.


It was rather weird to take a shit next to another guy also.
Jul 3 2009 7:24PM
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ataraxia
Posts: 903 - Karma: 117
prolly like 10 seconds
Jul 3 2009 7:31PM
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factory81
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We should have a contest.

Eat a qdoba burrito and laxatives at the same time. see who can hold the longest before spilling their beans.

hawhawhaw get it?
Jul 3 2009 7:34PM
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Magnetic
Posts: 845 - Karma: 229
I went to china for 10 days and while I didn't shit for 4 this one girl didn't shit once, THE ENTIRE TIME!
Jul 3 2009 7:41PM
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Freeskim@n
Posts: 732 - Karma: 203

maybe about 4 days

Jul 3 2009 7:57PM
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TechnoPotamus
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maybe 18 hours hahaha
Jul 3 2009 7:59PM
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BULLSEMEN
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WOAH, I went to china and i only shit 2 times in 10 days and I started getting worried about my health, maybe there is something in the food there that doesnt let you shit.
Jul 3 2009 8:42PM
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*steeze_is_good
Posts: 2885 - Karma: 718
Like 4 days, once I have to go, I have to go
Jul 3 2009 8:58PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
i dont shit for 3 days most of the time lol
Jul 3 2009 9:00PM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3635 - Karma: 8,774
haha I hit an average of every 2 days
Jul 3 2009 9:11PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14477 - Karma: 10,515
same.  My mom says you should take at leasat one shit a day, but that doesn't happen.  I held one for 5 days at camp.  I could not hold it any longer and I started to cry lol.  I had to shit in a composting toilet that had stains on the seat.  Fucking nasty
Jul 3 2009 9:19PM
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Yeezus
Posts: 3350 - Karma: 469
a week
Jul 3 2009 9:26PM
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ilikeplants
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 17
so are small children....
Jul 3 2009 9:31PM
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no_steeze
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that's really bad for you

i held it in for like 4 days once and when i finally went it wrapped around the toilet bowl twice
Jul 3 2009 9:35PM
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yojimbo
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legit 2 weeks, then it got infected and i had to have surgery on my innards and get the poo poo taken out.
Jul 3 2009 9:46PM
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Thrash
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i've been prarie doggin this shit i got in me for 27 days and counting :)
Jul 3 2009 9:46PM
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Keith_M
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i think there was like 4 days or somethin..
thats what i can remember maybe longer
Jul 3 2009 10:18PM
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Kmania
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a week. the choices were hold it or go in a spider infested outhouse. dont think i could do that now
Jul 3 2009 10:36PM
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cashdebt
Posts: 2383 - Karma: 349
wow you all have willpower, i can't hold mine for more than a couple of hours
Jul 3 2009 10:39PM
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MACAQUE
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5 days.
Jul 3 2009 10:41PM
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JacheOReally
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9 days, at conservation camp, aka nature/survival camp, fuck shitting in the woods, but I dinally did
Jul 3 2009 10:41PM
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Kmania
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epic claim
Jul 3 2009 11:02PM
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8====D
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4 hours
Jul 3 2009 11:05PM
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theblacktaco
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in the summer .. its like clock work every morning at 11 .. and  i dont wanna mess that up its a perfict 24 hours in between
Jul 3 2009 11:05PM
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jayo.
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when i first read this i thought you were talking about how you were in jail trying to get boned and you were just misspelling it.
Jul 4 2009 1:31AM
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fupaface
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7 or 8 days then i took 3 laxitive and crapped my brains out

Jul 4 2009 1:33AM
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jayo.
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:(
Jul 4 2009 1:33AM
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gnarrr
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3 days, it was painful
Jul 4 2009 1:36AM
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rj.
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not a female response in sight. haha
Jul 4 2009 1:36AM
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jayo.
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because they have to prepare my fourth of july feast. duh!
Jul 4 2009 1:41AM
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14.
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boy, could you imagine if girls could poo?
Jul 4 2009 1:42AM
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jayo.
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well i might as well. i already sexed her this evening. besides that and cooking, what else is she good for?
Jul 4 2009 1:45AM
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BrickTamland
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I pooped a Cornish game hen.
Jul 4 2009 1:47AM
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thelizards
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its true that when you travel you won't shit as much, it happens to me everytime I travel. On a trip to Montana for 8 days I shat once and felt fine the whole trip
Jul 4 2009 1:47AM
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jayo.
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youre really good at this
Jul 4 2009 1:49AM
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BrickTamland
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Yeah, burrito!
Jul 4 2009 1:50AM
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Malcolm
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girls dont poop
Jul 4 2009 1:53AM
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jayo.
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that rule only applies to attractive girls
Jul 4 2009 2:01AM
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TheTristanator
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1 night i was too tired to get up

my dad takes a shit every morning

Jul 4 2009 2:02AM
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