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Survived the drunken fall

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NataliePortman
Posts: 1382 - Karma: 84
party, outside cheifin on second story balcony. i jump on a first story garage try and pee over the powerlines, failed attempt, turn around jump and grab the second story balcony railing and fall to my death. murked.
Jun 27 2009 12:55PM
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Mead
Posts: 285 - Karma: 41
"try and pee over the powerlines"




Solid.
Jun 27 2009 1:34PM
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Jib-Ninja
Posts: 2819 - Karma: 20
lmao, cant help but to picture in my mind.
Jun 27 2009 3:19PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
i could totally see that happen with me or one of my drunken friends,
+k for making me imagine you trying to pee over powerlines!
Jun 27 2009 4:53PM
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ninjahappy
Posts: 399 - Karma: 14

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Jun 27 2009 4:57PM
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east_toast
Posts: 479 - Karma: 16
Hahaha, drunken falls are the best.  Trying to climb over an upside down row boat so I could hop a seven foot wooden fence, I slipped on the boat and landed on the top of the fence, flipped and landed on the other side.
Jun 27 2009 7:30PM
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Hannah.
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 56
hahaha!
Jun 27 2009 7:36PM
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GhostfaceKillah
Posts: 3398 - Karma: 10
funny drunken fall story:

3 buddies and I were coming home from a party, and decided to try and take some shortcuts, the first obstacle involved a 10ft wooden fence dividing the street from a plaza parking lot, on the parking lot side of the fence, there was a ~3ft ledge, and another 10 foot concrete retaining wall to the parking lot level. 3 of us made it over the fence and down the retaining wall no problem, but my one friend performed the "roll" method to hop a fence, without realizing there was a 20ft drop awaiting him on the other side. so he rolled over the wooden fence no problem, but then landed on his side on the ledge, and then rolled off the ledge and fell another 10 feet onto his back.

he was a little shaken up, but made it home alive.
Jun 27 2009 7:39PM
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Alkyy
Posts: 2839 - Karma: 149

bahahahaha.  Not as good but  my best one is trying to hop a chain link fence hooked my pantleg on it flipped over rolled down 10 feet of sharp rock onto a railroad track

Jun 27 2009 7:40PM
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