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I wrote this to my friends mom, and she is shitting bricks.

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jibbinc
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Dear Mrs. Colls.

I do infact smoke Marijuana. I enjoy the substance as it is not uncommon among youth. 95% of the youth in my grade have consumed cannibus. There is stores all over Vancouver dedicated to the love and legalization of Marijuana. In 4 States in the US it is legal and used for medical purposes. My mother and other friends are fully aware of my " Addiction ". Which brings me to my next point. THERE ARE NO addictive products in Pot. It has the potential to be mentaly addictive dependent on the person, but is unlikley.it is 100% not physically addictive.

The fact that is a plant makes it safe. If you are christian re read the bible please. It makes references to " The sacred herb". That reference is made to marijuana. There are religions devoted to it. It is 100% legal in Amsterdam. Would the governments really legalize a killer addictive drug? No, Not at all. It is actually on its way to becoming legal in BC, and Canada. Google "BCMP".

Not only does it help me sleep at night, it controls my ADHD and keeps me calm. Never have i touched another drug, and never do i plan to. Alcohol rarely touches my system eather. I consume Cannibus around 5 times a week. And i have never been healthier! i am not ashamed or scared of people knowing that i smoke marijuana, as it has made me a better person.

Before Marijauna hit my life i was uptight and ignorant. Since its enterence i have discoverd that the world has the power to be a peaceful place, all people need to do is relax. Which people will do on there own time. Im not here to encourage the use, but rather inform people of its harmless'ness. If you do a little bit of research you will realize that over 50% of people in BC smoke the herb.And that NONE have died.

Marijuana is not a drug, but infact a herb. Kids like myself with ADD and ADHD dont need to be rotted with riddilen and other harmful chemicals. All they need to do is smoke some weed. And they will be chillaxed. So Mrs. Coll's. I strongly suggest you do some research and stop labelling Cannibus as a harmfull, addictive and terrible drug. If you give me your email i am more then happy to send you movies and articles online that prove its harmless'ness. Have a nice night.

Kelsey
Jun 27 2009 2:07AM
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jibbinc
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i got tired of parents hating me.

Jun 27 2009 2:15AM
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popNfresh44
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why?
Jun 27 2009 2:15AM
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ski-swagga
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you are a smart man, +k
Jun 27 2009 2:17AM
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Drunkenstein
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you're a guy named Kelsey?
Jun 27 2009 2:17AM
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.jr
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then you are more ignorant than the OG poster.. that was the worst article I have read that even slightly tried to persuade someone to do anything. 
Jun 27 2009 2:18AM
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BootySpunk.
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I forgot how to read. Please sparknote it for me Jon
Jun 27 2009 2:22AM
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jibbinc
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I am, a guy named Kelsey. sucks :(

Fuck! i thoguht it was decent.
Keep in mind its to a 45 year old women who has been shit talking me to other parents for like 4 months
Jun 27 2009 2:30AM
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the420skier
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yo good job that's a pretty good letter, balsy too! +k

don't see this to often

Jun 27 2009 2:34AM
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@skiinmitch
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WIN!
Jun 27 2009 2:37AM
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Dr.Dickless
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really!!! no one in B.C. has died? thats amazing! do they have miracle water there or what?
Jun 27 2009 2:40AM
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HR8938Cephei
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good job dude way to stick up for the truth i hate ignorance towards marijana
Jun 27 2009 2:44AM
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skihood
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dont be a dick
Jun 27 2009 2:54AM
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jibbinc
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Put otgether in 10 mins, without editing, i dont think its THAT bad.
like all right off the top of my head.

and im goign into grade 10.

and by the NONE have died, i ment all over the world, but i guess i didnt make it clear.
Jun 27 2009 3:19AM
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caucasian_chad
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Agreed the writing was not great and your facts are wrong.  Weed is not legal in Amsterdam, it is in fact illegal, but the law is rarely enforced.
Jun 27 2009 3:19AM
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jibbinc
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sorry to dissapoint you two.
Jun 27 2009 3:28AM
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g.off
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still a good note overall.
Jun 27 2009 3:31AM
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anxju
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you are the worst writer ever. your grammar is bad. you dont know how to spell words. it is not a herb. it is an herb. even though H is a consonant it is silent. it is cannabis. how do you not know that. you smoke 5 times a week. get your facts straight. im pretty sure that people in BC that have smoked weed have died. if i was you going into 10th grade i would be ashamed. youre writing is the poorest excuse of a joke ever. ever ever. ever ever ever
Jun 27 2009 3:31AM
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anxju
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did you take basic grammar? what the fuck is enterence? have you ever seen a sign that said entrance or do you just not know how to read? do you know what an apostrophe is used for? it replaces letters and contracts words. its not used for space filler in the word harmless'ness. why in the hell would there ever be an apostrophe between the s and n in harmlessness?
Jun 27 2009 3:34AM
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anxju
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and i can guarantee you that not even close to 50% of people in BC smoke. i will bet you $100

not even close

id say 10% or under smoke it once annually, let alone on a regular basis
Jun 27 2009 3:36AM
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anxju
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and when did mrs. colls become mrs. coll's? poor use of apostrophes again. and dont you know that in formal writing you never start a sentence with and? what kind of a sentence is "and they will be chillaxed"

if i was that mom, i would probably think youre really dumb and a life fuck up who doesnt know what english is and just smokes all day
Jun 27 2009 3:37AM
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TYRRELL
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lol
Jun 27 2009 3:44AM
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jibbinc
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^^, ^^^, ^^^^, ^^^^^

Your joking right?
NO ONE has died from weed. and yeah it was on the news dude, like 45% or something. Hell look up BCMP yourself, BC marijuana party. we have a new ansterdamn cafe. theres articals on the news of poeple coming to BC / Canada to smoke weed.

Google shit before you try to sound smart.
 the sentance above can go for me or you by the way.
Jun 27 2009 3:52AM
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jibbinc
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in my town alone, im goign to have to say 100% of people smoke weed.
Jun 27 2009 3:58AM
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jibbinc
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and fuck it im giving you 10 / 10 karma for caring to much
and for making me laugh.
Jun 27 2009 4:01AM
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Funnel
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When you are trying to convey the idea to someone, that a person who smokes is intelligent and smart, you might want to use spell check, lots of elementary words were spelled wrong.  Sorry man, but it is just too noticeable.  I'm willing to bet someone has died due to weed. 
Jun 27 2009 4:03AM
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anxju
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youre the most ignorant fuck ive ever seen. youre honestly gonna tell me that in a town of a few thousand members (im guessing) EVERY SINGLE PERSON smokes weed? that is the most ridiculous and absurd thing i have heard all my life. your town is more than the 5 friends that you have along with 14 other people youve heard about smoking. 4% of the world smokes weed ONCE annually. i will give you my left arm if more than 50% of BC smokes on a regular basis
Jun 27 2009 4:07AM
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anxju
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i grav bonged yesterday, not tonight my friend

and i still highly doubt its 50%

think about how ridiculous 50% is

just think about it

numbers are way less once you think about it
Jun 27 2009 4:09AM
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jibbinc
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i know dude, bit of an over estimation, the 100% i was joking. Make 75% of kids in my high school.

Like 10 - 20% of the world smokes pot htough
Jun 27 2009 4:11AM
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jibbinc
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i know, im retarded.
she called me a little shit and got really pissed off. it was actully funny.

Ive grown to not give a fuck, and actully have no lcue why i wrote this.
Jun 27 2009 4:12AM
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jibbinc
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True that eh.
Jun 27 2009 4:12AM
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NESblowjob
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tell her to go fuck herself
Jun 27 2009 4:37AM
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-Otto-
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Your wrong, I'm from Amsterdam and weed is legal here. The only problem is that the production of weed is illegal. Having weed isn't only legal in Amsterdam though, everywhere in the Netherlands it's legal.

So the stuff you're buying in the coffeeshops here is illegally produced but you can buy it legally. That's so strange about our laws, having the stuff is fine, only the production is forbidden.

You're even allowed to have 30 gram weed. Besides that you're allowed to grow 5 plants but you're not allowed to sell the plants or the weed that's coming of it.

So I don't know where you got your info but it's wrong...  No hate though!

Jun 27 2009 4:55AM
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SEABURN
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GET LEARNED

there are NO documented deaths from marijuana use alone.

Jun 27 2009 4:56AM
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EastCoastPride
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i think reading your letter has made me want to stop smoking weed. that was the worst thing i have ever read, and whatever parent reads that will have about 64 brand new reasons why people should not smoke pot.
Jun 27 2009 5:18AM
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BC.
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what a butchery of the english grammar system.
Jun 27 2009 5:47AM
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Silence
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If I was a parent, I would be even more against weed after reading that.
Jun 27 2009 6:34AM
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Static
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haha op you sound like a real d-bag, have fun with your fake ass disorder
Jun 27 2009 6:55AM
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TheNewSteeze
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I didn't think anything would ever make me dislike weed or people associated with it, this thread came close.
Jun 27 2009 8:24AM
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allens_asian
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you have a bad day??
Jun 27 2009 8:52AM
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SteevyC
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Theres a religon based around weed?!?!?!
Jun 27 2009 8:54AM
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Cudder.
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i think she might be more pissed now
Jun 27 2009 10:13AM
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Crack.
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arg dude.. not very well written. Grammar was a tad in the 3rd grade level range. hope it works out though.
Jun 27 2009 10:29AM
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TZP
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wrong. my father now works at the cancer ward of a hospital and he has dealt with a whole lot of people who got mouth and throat cancer just by smoking lots of weed. You also don't take into account all the deaths caused by emphysema (16,242 a year), which is caused by inhaling smoke (smoking cigarettes is the most common source of emphysema, but weed is in there too, because it is the smoke itself, not chemicals that cause it). so "get learned" .
Jun 27 2009 10:50AM
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CZA
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You can start a sentence with the word "and". Read any literature and you will notice that there are sentences that begin with "and" if it is the right context.

But other than that, this kid didn't use it in the right context for damn sure.

Jun 27 2009 10:54AM
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the420skier
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you're a serious fucking dick my friend... get a life and stop correcting peoples grammer you tool!

"numbers are way less once you think about it"

numbers may be less when you think about it, but it all actuality the numbers are a lot more because of the 50% of smokers who hide and keep it as a big secret..

so you sir are a fucking moron asian asshole 

how does my grammer look you fucking dick...

Jun 27 2009 11:01AM
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horner
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Now she can blame Marijuana for your poor writing skills.  Not sure if you really accomplished much with this.
Jun 27 2009 11:01AM
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Chronic_
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grammar was poor but its ok. pretty good for just writing it on a whim. and andyju you need to chill out
Jun 27 2009 11:09AM
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TheHamburglar
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Whats with all the damn hate coming from andyju? If he was really hitting a grav bong he wouldnt be hating at all. Plus, grammer aside, the note that kelsey wrote was ballsy and shows that he has the courage unlike other immature douches to take a side and stick firmly with that side, no matter what people think about it. It sucks that people in this world are still so ignorant and marijuana, its sad and kind of a buzzkill. I smoke 7 days a week, sometimes more than once a day, and I feel great. I just get a little hungry and thirsty, thats all.

+k to kelsey for the note he wrote, and +k for having jamal smith as his icon sonnnnnn
Jun 27 2009 11:09AM
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