I need help.....

Ok so yesterday was my birthday. My friend jack threw me a party and I got really really drunk. So I come back home around 1ish. After sitting on nsg pretty I decided to make myself another drink. So I make a pretty strong rum and coke and sit back down. After this my night becomes a complete blur. I have no idea what happened after that. But anyway I wake up this morning with one of my favorite shirts around my waist acting as if it was shorts. So I guess in my drunken stooper last night I thought those were shorts and tried to put them on. So now my favorite shirt's collar is stretched rediculously big. So is my shirt out of commission? or is there a hope for it yet?