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skipimp_
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anyone out there ever skied naked? how cold is it.....i saw that fuckin sicko shane do it, he hucked a huge cliff and got submerged....damn....it's number 3 on my list of things to do before i die



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Apr 26 2002 9:59PM
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mauii
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i saw some tv show with Johnny Thrash skiing naked and being towed behind a bus naked on one of those gyroscope things..it was hilarious but nasty..haha. Think of the windburn man..the windburn!

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Apr 26 2002 11:47PM
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LifeJacket
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joony trash ha ...ha the man...





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Apr 27 2002 1:20AM
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powder99
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i have to race in spandex, thats close enough to being naked
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Apr 27 2002 2:25PM
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PhattTim
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yah, I've raced in Spandex too, it's funny, haha, but I've skied in boxers and that's close enough to naked for me, that was pretty funny, quite interesting I guess, haha, not that cold coz it was a super hot as day. You loose lots of skin if you bail though so just watch out aye, haha.

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Apr 27 2002 4:05PM
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FreshCoast
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Yeah, you might want to wear a cup! Do you just want it hanging just there? What if you take a nasty spill?
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Apr 27 2002 4:09PM
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BiGaIr1440
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Yea man u could do osme serious damage if u bail. Shane McConeky got thrown out of vail for life for doin that.
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Apr 27 2002 4:15PM
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nipe
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haha oh man one wicked chilly day me and my 2 friends, one girl and one guy we all went with our pants down and we didnt have to worry about anything flappin cuz it was so cold..haha, but it was fun we didnt notice it was cold, ppl were yelling at us, then another day they did it again but i wasnt there, but my friend got to see both girls we were with half naked..bah..haha



*leader of the skiing with your pants down revolution*
Apr 27 2002 4:18PM
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PhattTim
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whoa, hehe, sweeeeeeeeet

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Apr 27 2002 4:29PM
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nipe
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then we had them over at our house the day our hill closed after we went, we took 'thin cover' signs and all us guy stood naked with just the signs covering us, then the girls took off their shirts and did it with their chests. the funniest thing was that afterwards my two friends took the signs and rubbed them all over their faces..then realized that our penises were all over them too..it was funny as hell but we concluded that boobs cancells out penis so it was ok




*leader of the skiing with your pants down revolution*
Apr 27 2002 4:34PM
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FAte
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i want ot see pic of these storys!!!
Apr 27 2002 4:59PM
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Whistlermann
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No way thats like saying if you drop a M&M in shit and then (without cleaning it) drop it is sugar, it is okay to eat. Nice try but you just rubbed penis all over your face. I can't blame you for trying to justify it though

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Apr 27 2002 8:05PM
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mauii
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hahahaha..hilarious

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Apr 27 2002 9:07PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
haha, oh that's gold!!!! 'You just rubbed penis all over your face!' HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Apr 27 2002 10:48PM
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bigL
Posts: 162 - Karma: 10
first session at sms last year szocs told the us that anyone who did the mogul course naked got a pair of twins, two people did it...noone got skis
>insert menacing laugh here
Apr 27 2002 10:59PM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
haha well i wasnt the one rubbing the signs all over my face, it was my two friends. it was hilarious though..haha. no i dont have pics..we tried to get video but she wouldnt let us vid her, unfortunately. man i cant wait for this summer with those two girls, skinny dipping is on the way, haha



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Apr 28 2002 2:15AM
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sirjibsalot
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i think it would be phat to ski naked...
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Apr 28 2002 10:02PM
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bigL
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imagine all the bouncing involved in bump skiing....you could poke your eye out.....

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Apr 29 2002 2:37AM
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HINT163
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shit. its not cold if you ski naked in the summer. why else would you go out to camp?

PEACE - MATT

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Apr 29 2002 4:50PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
man, sure it's not cold to just ski in the summer, but im talkin like huckin cliffs, or skiin mid season......a cup? wtf? why? i dunno bout you, but i dont smash my balls too much when i ski...unless i rape a rail or if i land a huge air and they slap down hard..that kills



the only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard
Apr 30 2002 9:35PM
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OkemoHucker
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i think he means if ur skiing naked :) i mean with that thing just flappin out there you could bust it open on a tree if ur treeskiing haha
Apr 30 2002 11:03PM
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UrbanSkier
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Skipimp bashes his balls all the time!!! Don't ski naked shawn, i know that your already sterile but there is still hope man. Ice those bad boys up so they stay nice and tight to your body if your gonna do it.


I am a Ski Pimp, thats all that needs to be said.
May 1 2002 4:08PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
man, i got some sweet head from your momma last night...damn, and your sister is fuckin hot..hahahaha! suckah, youre the one who raped that tree..hard.
sell me your shocks rimjob



the only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard
May 2 2002 12:09PM
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SkunKJiB
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I wish I could ski naked...without getting arrested. That really lives up to the name 'Free-skiing'
'I love to ski...free. Skifree! I mean freeski!' SP
May 2 2002 1:13PM
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LineJono
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you have to be careful cause the snow can give you nasty road rash every where and its kinda cold
May 3 2002 9:45PM
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