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ax_murderer
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North Korea is getting ready to fuck someone up.

Not only are they launching all kinds of test missiles, but they've declared that they are no longer honoring the armistice with South Korea made in 1953.

And they will shoot any civilian or military ships that get too close to their maritime boarder.

As for peace talks and sanctions:

"It is a laughable delusion for the United States to think that it can get us to kneel with sanctions," it said in an editorial. "We've been living under U.S. sanctions for decades, but have firmly safeguarded our ideology and system while moving our achievements forward. The U.S. sanctions policy toward North Korea is like striking a rock with a rotten egg."


World War 3 anyone?  Thank god I don't live in South Korea.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090527/ap_on_re_as/as_koreas_nuclear
May 27 2009 10:18PM
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OhMyBosh
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I highly doubt anything is actually going to happen. Im sure 99% of this is bluffing from North Korea.
May 27 2009 10:25PM
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KravtZ
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if they did decide to launch one they would get fucked up so fast by everyone else
May 27 2009 10:29PM
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@skiinmitch
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stupid koreans
May 27 2009 10:30PM
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dylansiggers
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End of the world is very near...
May 27 2009 11:22PM
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jayo.
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WE'RE ALL FUCKED
May 27 2009 11:26PM
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Kevski
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PROPAGANDA! Let's all support the governments and increase tax rates to prepare to fight off the terrorist North Koreans! Let's get scared!

But seriously, I bet it'll just be like all the other "threats" that have seen. Like the "weapons of mass destruction" in the middle east... Just another American scare tactic. It is kinda interesting though.
May 27 2009 11:30PM
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Nicholas.
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whatever im down for ww3, i dont have anything better to do.
May 27 2009 11:31PM
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baethoven
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North Korea understands M.A.D. i don't think anyone's gonna be dropping bombs anytime soon.

May 27 2009 11:31PM
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no_steeze
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i read the other day that obama plans on taking action against north korea, he's looking for good enough intel to take them down. i guess the question is who takes action first.....
May 27 2009 11:33PM
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Santa-Cruz
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i have a solution remember in the episode of south park when they make the pinewood derby racer that goes to outerspace remember when they blow up finland and no body knows what happens there you go we nuke north korea and everybody just turns their back or we just wait for that old fuck to die
May 27 2009 11:33PM
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s.bishop
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heres to living in a small town away from major cities, i doubt anything would go down YET. but if it doess i feel pretty safe where i am.
May 27 2009 11:34PM
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Benedetto.
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yes you do. chill the fuck out with that.


and north korea has been talking shit for a while now..
May 27 2009 11:35PM
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Kevski
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They can get all the conscripts from small towns and nobody would notice... Haha. But I wouldn't get scared for a second. There is no proof that anything is actually going to happen.
May 27 2009 11:36PM
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Nicholas.
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haha yeah i know, i know your in the military, my brother is too. ww3 would pretty much be the apocalypse anyways.
May 27 2009 11:46PM
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ax_murderer
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i mean, they did just declare the peace treaty null... your pretty thick dude, they cancel a peace treaty, fire off multiple test missiles (over japan and into the pacific), and then start picking fights at sea like they did in 2003. its definitely very real and very scary.
whats proof?when we japan and south korea get their shit rocked?

and its not propaganda because barely anyone is reporting it.
May 27 2009 11:54PM
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s.bishop
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i meant that im not in any major area that could be a potential target, but thanks for reminding me to update my address, i totally forgot to when i moved.
May 28 2009 12:02AM
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ShoulderSurfer
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Its because some people believe what they read and not what they feel ;)

My first post!
May 28 2009 12:04AM
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smooticus
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I have trust in that the US knows what korea is up to at all times. And If they did try anything, especially nuclear war, they know that the US and every other leading nation would rape the shit out of them. Like rip their country from the earth and rape it with a giant dildo, then tear it apart and feed is to that giant worm thing from starwars
May 28 2009 12:15AM
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Beer=Yum
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north korea = bunch of fuckin douche bags
May 28 2009 1:04AM
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RudyGarmisch
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North Korea runs work camps and starves its own people. How the world can know this and decide Iraq needs more freedom and democracy is beyond me.
May 28 2009 1:06AM
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Ben.
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exactly. its nothing new.
May 28 2009 1:23AM
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yellav
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CIA needs to grow some balls and get back to its roots and put one in kim jong ils head. whatever happened to good old fashioned 1980's kill-every-leader-we-disagree-with-and-cover-it-up tactics? we could easily pay one of those motherfuckers off to poison that small dicked dweeb. it's not like we're in any position to be in worse standing with them they blame every single one of their problems on america.
May 28 2009 1:34AM
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ECfreeski3
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hahahah


but yeah just to add my two cents... the dude does love bluffing. no doubt north korea and the situation surrounding it are completely fucked up but their recent action isnt a sure sign shit's gonna go down
May 28 2009 1:51AM
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May 28 2009 1:52AM
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.KYLE.
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Yeah im busy from 3-6 for most of the week, but other than that my schedule is wide open.
May 28 2009 1:55AM
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crazyfuck
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it's simple, really. oil.

North Korea's bullshitting, though... they always do...
May 28 2009 1:57AM
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Mr.Panda
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they want them?  go ahead, take one....  right on your capital building you fucks.....




and this is coming from a half japanese kid that has a grandmother and mother that both grew up in hiroshima so dont freak out on me.
May 28 2009 2:04AM
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crazyfuck
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why would we freak out on you? do you seriously think any of us believe this douche should be allowed to live...?

[IMG]unconfirmedsources.com/nucleus/media/5/20071209-kim_jong_il_smile.jpg[/IMG]

please put penises all over his face. Kim Jong Il LOVES the cock... just look at that smile. you know he slurps penis.
May 28 2009 2:16AM
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crazyfuck
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fml.

i don't care. it was Kim Jong Il grinning like a homo with a dick up his butt...
May 28 2009 2:16AM
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gmack24
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north korea has dozens of underground tunnels that lead into south korea in case of war....the 13th largest economy is about to be devastated due to the fucked up mentality of one leader. How fucked up is that. This is going to make Iraq look like a high school girl fight.
May 28 2009 2:25AM
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eastcoastsoloMAN
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yeah this is kinda scary, but really what would north korea do if Kim Jong Ill was assasinated, they would fall in to mayhem. blow north korea into a massive parkinglot for south korea.
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May 28 2009 7:10AM
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Thenowhereman42
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North Korea aint shit.  This is fucking America.  We will fuck you up.  NK has been talking shit for years, but the reality is that they know they could attack one of our major cities, just one, one of many, and we would turn their entire country into ash in a matter of minutes.
May 28 2009 7:14AM
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eastcoastsoloMAN
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but which city?
fucking scary, please not boston it will probly be on the west coast
May 28 2009 7:17AM
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Thenowhereman42
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We all die sometime.  Instant nuclear death is a much better way to go than some people get. If we do get blown up by North Korea I'm sure I'll be dead because they'll probably hit LA.  Unless they can reach NY, then you are all fucked and I'm cool.
May 28 2009 7:27AM
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dbstar
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their nukes probably cannot reach the US so I wouldn't worry, but they can reach Japan and South Korea so it is more of just a threat to overall security because if anyone gets nuked anywhere shit is gonna go down.

May 28 2009 7:33AM
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eastcoastsoloMAN
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actually with the missile defence system America has i think we are all fine.
check it out, http://www.mda.mil/mdalink/html/mdalink.html

and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Missile_Defense
May 28 2009 10:54AM
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dilla_says_go
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look at North Korea's neighbors:  China, Russia, Japan...

if North Korea ever legitimately threatened the stability of that region, the result would be the biggest collective beatdown since the varsity football team curb stomped Marty Swartz for threatening to shoot a bottle rocket off in the locker room.
May 28 2009 11:18AM
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sweso2
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I love how the thread creator's name is ax_murderer.
May 28 2009 11:27AM
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Kevski
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Well, you are reporting it, and I've heard it on the news in Canada for the last week... So I would assume that the USA would be even more over it than us. I guess I assumed wrong. I was just joking around anyways. Same with that thing about conscripting the small towns.

But as for calling me "thick", thanks. I'm just reluctant to believe anything will come of it. Have you not heard stories of all this stuff before? Do you really think they're stupid enough to mess with people when the rest of the world could fuck them up huge? I don't know much about world politics, but this seems like another scare tactic. Perfect time for a war to bring a country out of a recession, right?

Yeah I don't know my shit on this topic, but I'm not going to believe US government on what's really going on. I'll form a real opinion if somebody gets attacked. No point being scared until then.

May 28 2009 1:55PM
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OhMyBosh
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Nobody thought Iraq needed more freedom and democracy...
May 28 2009 2:27PM
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14.
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one things for sure, this would make for a good Call of duty 6 plot

May 28 2009 2:33PM
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GingerKid08
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Kim Jong Il is in such bad health and geting so old that I wouldnt be surprised if he decided to go out with a bang. The whole country worships him (litteraly) so he would have no problem carrying out his own agenda.
May 28 2009 3:12PM
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ECfreeski3
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ah man. imagine if in the last level, you got to cap kim jong in the head
May 28 2009 3:37PM
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Benedetto.
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just found out i'm no longer deploying to japan and i will be in korea for 6 months instead..
May 28 2009 4:03PM
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Mooserz
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Im pretty sure they are well aware of the fact that if they do anything Literally the whole world would be on their ass. I dont think they would make such a stupid move. I think their just flexing there muscles reminding everyone that they are still there
May 28 2009 4:19PM
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Thenowhereman42
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And I'm sure its secretly even more impressive than that.  Theres no way America hasn't secretly developed a big fuck you for any nukes shot our way since the cold war.
May 28 2009 4:21PM
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twintipteles
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Ha, you kids are fucking delusional. Not only are those systems highly ineffective, the chances of a nuclear device actually being launched by missile are minimal. Why bother when only four percent of container ships coming into US ports are searched?

The most likely nuclear attack is a terrorist one, and it sure as fuck won't be in someones carry-on. Lets wake up America.

May 28 2009 5:07PM
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i.am.a.skier.
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those mofuckas, whatever we would rip them to shreds
May 28 2009 5:13PM
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Bob_Gnarley
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that sucks. Japan has some sick skiing.
May 28 2009 5:15PM
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skiblandford
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North Korea is all talk no game. shit i could sit on that dictator of North Korea
May 28 2009 5:20PM
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