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Night Of Drinking Texts

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thisandthatfilms
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ok so i got back from a concert on saturday night and sent a txt to my mom to tell her i was home and this is what i said....

"good morning madra, its 2AM and its really bright out, but your probabbly home but just telling you we just got sleeping"


FAIL


May 26 2009 6:16PM
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geet
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fail
May 26 2009 6:16PM
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thisandthatfilms
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share some of your own!
May 26 2009 6:17PM
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MAnderson
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i once text a girl the chorus of the song "hero" by enriceah englasis (sp?)
May 26 2009 6:19PM
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geet
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how does that even happen
May 26 2009 6:24PM
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8ONE657
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his name looks like drunken babble to me...
enrique iglesias
May 26 2009 6:26PM
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Benedetto.
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thats terrible
May 26 2009 6:27PM
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TheBeardedOne
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This one time I got a little too drunk and texted one of my good friends about how I wanted to nail her.. Didn't turn out as bad as I thought it would :)
May 26 2009 6:28PM
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Benedetto.
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fail
May 26 2009 6:29PM
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thisandthatfilms
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EPIC WIN
May 26 2009 6:29PM
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no_steeze
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i jokingly stole my friend's phone and typed a text to this fat girl who hits on him a lot that said "so you want my 8=====D?"
i then went to hit "clr" to go away but it's right below the send button...well, she got the text...

i also accidentally sent a text to my mom saying, "so you gonna get yo dick wet nukka?"
it was meant to go to my friend
May 26 2009 6:30PM
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Totes_Magotes
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BAHANHAAHAHAHA>>>..... hahahah!!!...........  HAAHa
May 26 2009 6:32PM
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thisandthatfilms
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
May 26 2009 6:32PM
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mcknzbrutal
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did your mom say yes?
May 26 2009 6:35PM
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TheBeardedOne
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awh man I thought it was a good one.. we're too close to have that actually happen, but I guess we're both dtf.. haha


I once texted my first serious gf drunk, conversation ended with "you took my virginity bitch" and her boyfriend calling me. I thought it was all pretty funny at the time.
May 26 2009 6:43PM
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Snowcase
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I have a nasty habit of deleting my drunken texts before I go to sleep so sometimes I wake up with some weird responses and I don't know what I said.
May 26 2009 6:45PM
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thisandthatfilms
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ya thats not good
May 26 2009 6:51PM
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uni-corn
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I once texted my mom, sober:

"jesus christ, my mom calls me so much... it is so fucking annoying"


Needless to say, I didnt here from her for a few days.
May 26 2009 6:55PM
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Benedetto.
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fucked up.
May 26 2009 7:01PM
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uni-corn
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FUCK.

*hear.
May 26 2009 7:03PM
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ilikeplants
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no texts to share but last saturday i told my girl friend that if she left the party then we wouldn't be able to fuck. she wasn't too stoked about it.
May 26 2009 7:08PM
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ilikeplants
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prob because i said it in front of like 10 people. i have a legit reason though..
May 26 2009 7:10PM
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Leo.
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this was so bad.  freshman year i was at my friends house and we were talking to girls on aim on my screen name.  We were talking to this girl i kind of liked and we were typing in ridiculous shit like we were gonna send it.  "sucks you got moved from me in algebra cause the first day you wore a skirt i was gonna finger you." my friend sent it, probably on purpose.  It was so shitty
May 26 2009 7:18PM
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Cloud.
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here is a whole website of them. boom.

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
May 26 2009 7:21PM
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thisandthatfilms
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wow thread jack much?
May 26 2009 7:22PM
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4mica
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god being drunk and trying to text on the iphone is seriously brutal ..
May 26 2009 7:37PM
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Cloud.
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feisty cat!
May 26 2009 7:38PM
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thisandthatfilms
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i can only imagine
May 26 2009 7:44PM
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geet
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May 26 2009 7:45PM
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thisandthatfilms
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lol
May 26 2009 7:51PM
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VT_FLO
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oohh my god that would suck hahaha
May 26 2009 7:55PM
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fujarome
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i never have any really good ones cause my texting ability is apparently the first thing to go after drinking.

even at parties now that i think of it, i rarely say stupid shit. One night though i declared in front of a group of people that me and some chick would have sex within our 4 years of college. She of course, was in the group of people who i told.
May 26 2009 8:11PM
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thisandthatfilms
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fail
May 26 2009 8:17PM
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geet
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i hope everyone in this thread is 21 years of age or older
May 26 2009 8:17PM
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Phill.
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it seems i usually end up texting, or trying to text my cousin... lol and its usually about our grandparents haha...

oh that vodka....
May 26 2009 8:20PM
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thisandthatfilms
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hahahahahahahahhahahha
May 26 2009 8:21PM
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Aton.Jones
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i loled at the original post
May 26 2009 8:22PM
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garygohard
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that would be soooooo epic
May 26 2009 8:23PM
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thisandthatfilms
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i ws loling in the morning
May 26 2009 8:25PM
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Smuffy
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i got a text from my friend one time was complete babble. the only word that was spelled right was "drunk." i got a good laugh out of that one
May 26 2009 8:26PM
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Mooserz
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I called about 4 friends last time I got crunk. The first I remember was that I just wanted to say hi. which I did. then hung up. Second I remember professing my love for this one girl to my friend. Then hung up. third apparently I was saying she wasnt going to answer and in the middle of that sentence she answered. I hung up.fourth I dont recall but aparently I got mad at the person for calling me james and demanded that my birth certificate say diego on it. (its a nickname). then I hung up. Mind you each time I hung up I violently threw the phone across the floor. that and I kept thinking I was winning in mario kart when I was in like 9th place
May 26 2009 8:35PM
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thisandthatfilms
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this thread is just an lol fest
May 26 2009 8:36PM
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baethoven
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my mom asked me what i was doing and i sent back "getting some ass", instead of getting some gas.. i was high i don't really know why i sent it, maybe it rhymed? her response was pricless "ok have fun"
May 26 2009 8:44PM
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Phill.
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my friend once called 23 times, most of the people he dialed were either me or someone else that had turned there phone off, so there was about 18 voicemails of him talking to the automated lady in the phone... one voicemail:

-your call cannot be completed at this time...

-- the fuckers mom is talking to me about being complete, i think she wants my body...

-...please leave a message for...

-- hey lemme...lemme.. LET me talk to Shasta...

-... after the beep please leave a brief...

-- OH SHIT something just made a beep....

- ...

-- this must be a fucking bomb, awsomba bidomaha planted a fucking bomb, damn africanistans, always hoping the fucking border to ass fuck us hard fucking ameri..zens... why isnt Shasta answering the fucking phone?
May 26 2009 8:50PM
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NicoChile
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this last weekend i went to the beach with some friends cause here in Chile we had thursday and friday off. On friday night i log in to facebook and notice that a girl friend of us was celebrating her birthday so i text these on her wall:

"Congratulations Pamela, happy birthday to me like a pig."

she answered that this was the strangest happy birthday salute from her life haha

I dont have any idea why i wrote that haha i was soo drunk, but we sure had a good lmao moment out of this

May 26 2009 8:55PM
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geet
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your name is shasta? thats fuckign sick
May 26 2009 9:00PM
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ax_murderer
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i got this text a few mornings ago at like 11: "homo i need you back in my life!"

"um no. i need you. you're a positive influence on me. I'm still drunk, my mom thinks i have a problem. my friend convinced me to buy viagra online?, i woke up to a negative balance, and my grandma sadly has witnessed the whole ordeal"
guess its not really a night text but she thought it was pretty funny, im still recovering
May 26 2009 9:04PM
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Peter.
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stop fucking posting a zillion times in your own thread
May 26 2009 9:05PM
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no_steeze
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idk she doesn't know how to text
May 26 2009 9:08PM
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TheBeardedOne
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Sir, is there something uncomfortable in your asshole?
May 26 2009 9:09PM
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mcknzbrutal
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Everytime this one guy gets drunk he always text me at one AM calling my "fuck nugget"
May 26 2009 9:10PM
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