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Mylifeisaverage.com

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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
http://new.mylifeisaverage.com//index.php?page=1
May 25 2009 1:05AM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
so much funnier than FML
May 25 2009 1:06AM
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WHO_DAT
Posts: 403 - Karma: 24
"Today, while sleeping, I got too hot. So I pulled the covers off, but I got too cold. Then, I put one leg in and one leg out and then I was comfortable. MLIA"

lmao. Amazing!
May 25 2009 1:12AM
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WHO_DAT
Posts: 403 - Karma: 24
I always tried getting on fml. I never could... maybe I'd get on MLIA. That would make a good fml, no?
May 25 2009 1:13AM
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K2skipunk
Posts: 2837 - Karma: 111
someone learned something on a gondola today...
May 25 2009 1:14AM
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taaayyla
Posts: 173 - Karma: 14
too great.
May 25 2009 1:31AM
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jayo.
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May 25 2009 1:33AM
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.jr
Posts: 5313 - Karma: 356
eh, funny for a bit..
May 25 2009 1:38AM
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paige.
Posts: 1930 - Karma: 907
My friend and I found this a couple of weeks ago and our facebook profiles have ended in MLIA ever since.
Though nothing there has beaten the person feeding hash brownies to the door-to-door jehovah witness on lovemylife.com. I practically died when I read that one.
May 25 2009 1:42AM
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MO-gan
Posts: 720 - Karma: 21
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May 25 2009 1:43AM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
Today, I went to a restaurant, but they didn't have a vegetarian selection. That's OK considering I love meat. MLIA

hahahahahah
May 25 2009 1:47AM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
another spin on fmylife is http://www.lmylife.com/

love my life haha
May 25 2009 2:06AM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
stuff like this

Today my boyfriend found out I had a penis, at first i thought he would over react about the whole situation, but instead he gave me the most magical blow job LML
May 25 2009 2:07AM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
hahahh yes. i was about to quote that one too
May 25 2009 2:08AM
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t_rob
Posts: 6433 - Karma: 11,458
I love the ones that are obvious takeoffs of FML's that I have read before.
May 25 2009 2:18AM
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dodgeridge*rider
Posts: 1359 - Karma: 25
" Today, a girl I really liked logged onto AIM. I waited a few minutes before messaging her so that I wouldn't come across as creepy. MLIA."


i definatly do that all the time haha
May 25 2009 3:30AM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
I didn't get any Christmas presents this year. It was not surprising, because I'm Jewish. MLIA.

May 25 2009 4:05AM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
Posts: 3018 - Karma: 8
http://www.mylifeisg.com/
May 25 2009 4:49AM
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sick-as-aids
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 1,007
hahahahahah whhhhat theeeee fucccckkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 25 2009 5:06AM
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B.Aussie
Posts: 5851 - Karma: 4,522
haha they are hilarious.
May 25 2009 5:23AM
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grifftang
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 14
i dont find any of these funny
May 25 2009 10:34AM
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TheMajesticLife
Posts: 940 - Karma: 495
" today i drank milk" i liked that one
May 25 2009 10:41AM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 829
you know whats funny, i found this same on on fmylife,.....[IMG]lmylife.com/images/new.gif[/IMG] Today, I went to a chinese restaurant with my asian girlfriend. When she went into the bathroom I practiced saying "Can we have sex" in chinese which is where she is from. After saying it a few times out loud, a waiter walked by and stared at me. When he gave me the check he included his number. LML
May 25 2009 10:52AM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
Today I checked NS before class and found this thread. Then I drank milk. MLIA.
May 25 2009 11:06AM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
Today I found out that my girlfriend was cheating. I was ok with it because I'm not very serious about board games. MLIA
May 25 2009 11:08AM
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g.off
Posts: 724 - Karma: 841
sooo good hahaha.
May 25 2009 12:23PM
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Smuffy
Posts: 4685 - Karma: 3,407
thats hilarious. so much better than fml
May 25 2009 12:32PM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
Today, as I was walking in the grass, I was attacked by a bird. It was okay though because I was playing Pokemon and it was just a Pidgey. MLIA.
May 25 2009 12:33PM
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mattytru
Posts: 2767 - Karma: 5,479
Tonight, I was kinda bored driving on the freeway. So I sped up for a while. Then I got nervous about getting a speeding ticket. So I slowed down. MLIA
May 25 2009 12:36PM
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summersover
Posts: 5777 - Karma: 233
Today, I drank a Red Bull. I did not get wings. MLIA.
May 25 2009 12:48PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,267
hahahahaha i was about to post that
May 25 2009 12:53PM
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B-runge
Posts: 16558 - Karma: 360
lol
May 25 2009 12:55PM
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Smuffy
Posts: 4685 - Karma: 3,407
im sure you guys have read the corresponding one on fml

" Today, I received my passport in the mail. I checked the birthdate. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the correct day for 16 years. MLIA"
May 25 2009 1:14PM
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hael
Posts: 571 - Karma: 15
soo much better than FML
May 25 2009 1:15PM
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Benedetto.
Posts: 2526 - Karma: 64
i lol'd but this one made me laugh pretty hard

Today I was walking down the street and I heard someone call out 'hello frank'. I did not turn around because my name is not Frank. MLIA
May 25 2009 2:33PM
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mattridesskis
Posts: 635 - Karma: 15
all of these sites about lives get boring so fast....
May 25 2009 2:46PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
That is awesome
May 25 2009 2:58PM
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SaucerSlider
Posts: 59 - Karma: 10
Today, I beat my children. In a game of Monopoly. MLIA
May 25 2009 3:04PM
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statuswhitegirl
Posts: 4058 - Karma: 883
I am white. Today, I was driving with the windows down while listening to some hardcore rap music, thinking I was cool. I was stopped at a red light next to some black people. I turned the music down. MLIA

hahahha
May 25 2009 3:19PM
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Ham.and.Cheese
Posts: 557 - Karma: 58
I agree its way better than f my life
May 25 2009 3:25PM
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Joepat75
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ha thats so great
May 25 2009 4:24PM
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*steeze_is_good
Posts: 2885 - Karma: 718
Today I had sex with my secretary. She is my wife. MLIA.
lol
May 25 2009 5:04PM
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daringharry
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Today, I walked in on my parents in bed. They were reading. MLIA
May 25 2009 5:08PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
Today, someone told me that The Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. I sang them both just to make sure. They are. MLIA

I lol'd hard
May 25 2009 5:14PM
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Twinjibber77
Posts: 6239 - Karma: 2,356
I didn't get my period, i'm 73. MLIA
May 25 2009 5:14PM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
Today I picked up a hoe. I was gardening. MLIA.
May 25 2009 7:51PM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
way to totally misqoute that one d-bag. YLIA
May 25 2009 8:01PM
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Golden.
Posts: 233 - Karma: 52
Today, I laughed at an inside joke I didn't get. MLIA
May 25 2009 8:13PM
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summersover
Posts: 5777 - Karma: 233
Today, I got to second base with the girl I have a huge crush on. We were playing kickball in gym class. MLIA.
May 25 2009 8:14PM
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
funny website
May 25 2009 8:17PM
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bout_it
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 17
it's GOLD.
May 25 2009 8:21PM
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