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So I got 15 days of suspension

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General_Shredgnar
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NOTICE: I expletive material
Back in january, I hatched a scheme with a few friends to make a beautiful, vodka concoction of the fruitiest fruit juice ever. In it was diced rasberries, fruit juices of all sorts, gateraid mix, everything a man could dream of. I had brought some to school, to give to friends. And here is where i made the retarded mistake.

My friend brings over some girls. They say, "We heard you have some shit." I was like, "Why yes."
They gave me money. I gave them juice.

Then winter formal happened. I had a great time. The girls didn't. They drank my stuff, were unsatisfied, polished off another whole bottle of vodka, and go to the dance. Predictably, one of them passes out and barfs all over the dance floor. Not in that order.

A couple weeks later I get a phone call. The police want to interview me in relation to the one girls issue during winter formal. The girl got 5 days of suspension for being drunk at a school dance, and was assigned counseling. But her parents were pissed, her parents wanted to find the culprits who supplied her daughter. The kid who gave her the other bottle was caught, and received no consequences. I retained the right to a lawyer, and didn't get interviewed.

Then, in late april, I get a phone call from the principal, saying a second person came forward from the group and attested to my vending of sweet nectars, and I was thus immediately suspended until further notice. FUCK.

I get assigned a superintendent hearing. Of course our douchebag SI didn't show, so the meeting was recorded, and despite the fact I seriously impressed the hearing officer with my wit and charm, I was cast down with a total 15 day suspension by the school. FUCK.

I spend 15 whole school days in a suspension center. Sitting. In. A. Desk. FUCK.

I got assigned alcohol counseling. I was given the assignments of writing a paper on alcohol and stuffing letters to be sent out by the school for 5 hours. FUCK.

FUCK. Moral of the story, NEVER sell shit to dumb ass girls, NEVER bring naughty shit into school. Lesson goddamn learned.





May 18 2009 7:02PM
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Turner.
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WEEEAAAAKKK
dumbass bitches.
well written.

May 18 2009 7:06PM
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doublexl
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im starting to think your full of shit.
May 18 2009 7:07PM
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BrewskiJr
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Eh, i think you got the moral of the story half right. Sell shit to girls for the right price (not money.. ;-)  ) and NNNNEEEEVVVEEERRRR bring that shit into school. It never ends up well. I've had friends get busted for brownies, and pure vodka disguised as water. The teacher walked by his desk and could smell that shit all over him. fucking idiot.
May 18 2009 7:08PM
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Style+eeze
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dude. what the fuck??

why didn't you ask for proof that you did it. What about Habeas Corpus? you get a legit trial...........

although it's not a trial, did they have evidence of any sort?
May 18 2009 7:08PM
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twin-tip-hero
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damn man sorry to hear that.  But why did the other guy get off free?  thats some serious bullshit right there.
May 18 2009 7:10PM
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Bren-Ten
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I'm not sure of one kid who doesnt drink in my high school....besides me


good story, i got a laugh out of your writing..i guess dont bring Cocaine to school anymore
May 18 2009 7:11PM
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jayo.
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yeah. that's what i was thinking. he should be in just as much shit
May 18 2009 7:11PM
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KravtZ
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so this year i basically said fuck you to some teachers and they suspended me for the YEAR. deal with it. 15 days is fine its like being on vacation anyways its real nice. superintendents hearing are bullshit i had a laywer to doesnt do shit the school is a bunch of fuck faces
May 18 2009 7:13PM
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no_steeze
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either the story is off to make it look worse for you or some people went seriously against several of your rights and government policies...
May 18 2009 7:14PM
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KravtZ
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sry to sound like a negative nancy didnt mean to come across that but take it as a nice vacation sicne there not telilnig the college for next year im good to go just krillin all day
May 18 2009 7:14PM
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PeterNorth
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slap a hoe!
May 18 2009 7:14PM
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Commonwealth
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all day sitting IN a desk? damn boy, you must be sore.
May 18 2009 7:16PM
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skijunkiedtm
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that is unbelevable.
May 18 2009 7:18PM
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Delphi
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great job moron
May 18 2009 7:20PM
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bryanw
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shit dude that sux
May 18 2009 7:21PM
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thelizards
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that wasn't funny or clever at all.

That is a good moral, never associate illegal stuff(weed/alcohol) with girls because they are the biggest snitches and dumbasses you can deal with

May 18 2009 7:22PM
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skijunkiedtm
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hmmm i think a better idea would be to not mix weed/alcohol with school.
May 18 2009 7:23PM
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rj.
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slap a bitch in the face, steal her guchi bag and her north face.
May 18 2009 7:47PM
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Rajna
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Tell those fucking bitches you need compensation for them ratting you out. Verbal threats against their cars and houses should work well. Let them know that shit is not OK in life.
May 18 2009 7:55PM
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Twinjibber77
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Wow. Your schools suspension sucks big hairy balls.
May 18 2009 7:56PM
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00_Koda
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Fuck dude thats horriable send me the recipe haha no but i thought 5 was bad i cant imagain 15
May 18 2009 7:59PM
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Shewlur...
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of her back, and jab her is she act
May 18 2009 8:08PM
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ATLskier
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a fruity vodka concoction is not all a man could dream of. Woman would have been the right word. weak shit


sucks though. its sounds like bullshit. It sounds like she didnt drink much of yours and polished off the bottle off the other bottle. Clearly she didn't have the self control to hold her shit down. She only got 5 days. You just gave her a little to drink. I think you should get 3 days max.
May 18 2009 8:13PM
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cheddafries
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hah damn dude sorry to hear that

but i just found out i got suspened for taking a video of a fight ha which is complete bullshit

May 18 2009 8:24PM
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Thenowhereman42
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You are lucky as fuck.  I got kicked out of two different highschools for shit that wasn't even as bad as that.
May 18 2009 8:24PM
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skijunkiedtm
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!story time!
May 18 2009 8:26PM
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Thenowhereman42
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Well one was technically assault with a deadly weapon but it was really just a practical joke that went wrong and got someone slightly caught on fire.

And then one was just a combination of not showing up, not doing anything, sneaking off campus basically every day, breaking into community pools around the area while on lunch break, being in possession of like 6 school ID's that all said I had a different open period (had a girl that worked for the school in the multimedia lab), and straight up tellng the principle I didn't park in the school lot because I had lots of weed in my car and I didn't want to give them legal rights to search it. 

But it was dope because out here we have a school for people who are banned from the disrict, where you go 3 hours a day, no homework, can smoke around campus, everybody there blazes, and the teachers warn you the day before if cops do a drug dog search.  Got sent there and graduated 3 months early with a scholastic achievment award that ment I was top 20 in the school or some bullshit.

All in all, if your going to have to go to community college anyway because of money or whatever reason, it is totally worth not giving a flyng fuck at all in highschool.

May 18 2009 8:44PM
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eastside
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cant you drink when you are 18 in canada anyway?
May 19 2009 2:11AM
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EH_DUBS
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only in alberta and...fuck theres one other province i think
May 19 2009 2:20AM
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eheath
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So homo, i hate it when schools try to involve themselves with shit that has nothing to do with them. Who cares if they drank some booze with you, they decided to come to the dance hammered, wasn't your fault.
May 19 2009 2:26AM
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Paulage
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alberta, manitoba, and, quebec,..

ps. DENY DENY DENY, this is where the simple line "so your going to believe some girl who gets drunk at a dance and blames shit on other people, over me, who doesn't" comes in..
anyhow sorry to hear that dude, sucky just go on youtube and watch some dumb broads trying to shoot big guns, it will cheer you up..
here. ill help and make it easy, you'll get a good laugh and see why were the dominant sex.






jk, about the dominant sex thing.
May 19 2009 4:39AM
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shagalabagala
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He mistyped - it was a fruity EVERCLEAR mixture.

and that sucks i feel for ya c-dog.
May 19 2009 10:08AM
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finnajon5
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haha oh dayum
thats rough
May 19 2009 10:50AM
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neutralzombie
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aside from that, you're lucky your school didn't expell you.

enjoy your scott free record while it lasts though.
May 19 2009 11:13AM
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shibby
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May 19 2009 2:23PM
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ataraxia
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wise words indeed
May 19 2009 2:26PM
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grifftang
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funny with the money are you?
May 19 2009 4:36PM
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Kmania
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school is hella gay son. only pass that kinda stuff to people you can trust
May 19 2009 6:11PM
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B.bowzz
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stupid hoes
May 19 2009 6:19PM
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ReetsAdeets
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That sucks, but you were kinda retarded to bring it to school.  Never give shit to girls unless you know them well. theyre freaking rats.
May 19 2009 6:24PM
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neutralzombie
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those videos make me laugh
May 19 2009 6:53PM
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ilikeplants
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you got 15 days of in school suspension? haha
May 19 2009 6:59PM
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Chickendodo
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Nah man.  In high school you technically have no rights.  They can honestly do whatever they want if its in the interest of the 'safety' of the school/students.  It's some sorta bullllshit.  Oh well, sucks man.
May 19 2009 7:06PM
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General_Shredgnar
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I don't know what it's like in other states, but in new york the schools have a right called loco parentis. It means they act as our parents/guardians, and thus many of our constitutional rights can be crossed by them. All heresay is considered evidence. It's bullshit.

The other kid got off because he graduated last year, and the police gave him a warning.
May 19 2009 7:43PM
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PeeDuBzz
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that sucks man... def gotta be careful who your selling to
May 19 2009 8:42PM
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Crack.
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keep your pimp hand strong
May 19 2009 8:48PM
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mcknzbrutal
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hey now, don't go blaming girls, some girls are snitches & dumbasses, but not all of us. There are guys who snitch and dumbasses too!
May 19 2009 8:51PM
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Gnams
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lolol why bring alcohol to school?
May 19 2009 9:23PM
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saucey
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"And here is where i made the retarded mistake.
My friend brings over some girls. They say, "We heard you have some shit." I was like, "Why yes."
They gave me money. I gave them juice."

im sorry but:
-your first mistake was making such a gay drink
-your second mistake was bringing it to school
-your third mistake was telling people about it (even if they are your friends)
-and your fourth mistake was selling it to dumb girls



also dude, that fucking blows, the only time i mess around with being under the influence at school is when i wake-n-bake.. even then i make sure i bring none with me to school. terrible risk.
May 19 2009 9:31PM
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AlexGaynor
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Well written. I would have raged at your intelligencelessness, but like i said well written.
And alcohol at school is never a good idea. It's like kicking an indian man's dog. might seem fun at the time, but he will catch you.
May 19 2009 9:37PM
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