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kingcomet32
Posts: 638 - Karma: 13
Okay newschoolers, i need you guys to do what you do best. (518)229-4352. Call that number and give him shit any way you deem appropriate. Hes in my highschool, that kid that nobodys really friends with but somehow ends up at the party and just annoys the shit out of everybody, heres the story

I had a party the other night, everything was going good, the kid showed up (matt) and everybody was like wtf howd he know it was here, because it wasnt a banger or anything just a gathering of friends but we're like wutever hes got his own stuff he can stay im not looking for any shit. when i wake up the next morning theres a piece of shit fucking floating in my fish tank. im like wut the fuck who shit in the fish tank. nobody owns up to it but my friend a fellow newschooler ill get him to post to verify it. he claims he walked around the corner, and saw the kid hovering over the fish tank, pants half massed with a huge grin on his face, my friend walks away cuz hes like wtf. so now i have to clean up this mess before my parents get home and theres fucking shit in my fish tank. give him hell for it. (i used a pooper scooper to get it out, i didnt touch it no worries)


Sparknotes: kid shit in my fishtank at a party call and give him hell (518)229-4352
May 17 2009 9:25PM
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Justin.B
Posts: 2257 - Karma: 721
whats your name so we can use it as reference?
May 17 2009 9:28PM
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Golden.
Posts: 233 - Karma: 52
before i text him and give him crap, what's the website you can use that sends texts to people if you type in the number?
May 17 2009 9:29PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 52
not your personal army etc. etc.
May 17 2009 9:30PM
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sethski
Posts: 331 - Karma: 10
True story. I walked around the corner to see this kid just finishing up the deed...i almost vomited in my mouth a little. He kept saying shit all night long like ima poop here and there and stuff but i figured it was just a drunken joke.

Fortunately the fish is still alive.
May 17 2009 9:30PM
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Delphi
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 36
you have a real reliable source of justification here. I bet someone else took a dump in it and you just think it was the other kid because you don't like him. Watch out, he may shoot you one day. Get over it and quit acting like a child.
May 17 2009 9:32PM
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kingcomet32
Posts: 638 - Karma: 13
nah dont name drop, im sure hell figure it out anyways just make fun of him and shit
May 17 2009 9:32PM
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kingcomet32
Posts: 638 - Karma: 13
the rest of the kids were my friends, i mean im not saying it couldnt have been them, but it is way less likely than the one kid i didnt really know, and a good friend saying he saw it, i believe him. im not doing anything damaging to the kid, just telling people to call him and give him a little shit
May 17 2009 9:45PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,267
this reminds me of the south park where kyle shits in the urinal
May 17 2009 9:49PM
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tre-j
Posts: 130 - Karma: 12
well now, have you tried beating the shit out of him? the curb-stomp method seems to do significant amounts of damage. i doubt he will ever shit in your fish tank again if you turn his face to shit.
May 17 2009 9:52PM
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sethski
Posts: 331 - Karma: 10
when i was like 12 i saw a little kid take a shit in a urinal at a beach...i dont think he was from the USofA
May 17 2009 9:56PM
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kingcomet32
Posts: 638 - Karma: 13
^haha no i have not resorted to violence, i dont want to start any shit (pun intended). just a good ole fashioned practical joke will do the trick, i figure we'll be even theyre of similair magnitude
May 17 2009 9:58PM
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