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Girls, learn to shake hands!

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OhMyBosh
Posts: 5056 - Karma: 170
This is starting to piss me off...

Its always annoying whenever i have to shake some chick's hand... Most of the time they shake hands like pussy ass idiots.... they either do the stupid finger-shake, or just have a crappy limp-wristed weak grip, and then i go in for the solid handshake and feel like im going to crush their hand...
But then when i assume theyre going to shake hands like a pussy, i end up trying to do the same thing, and then they have a normal handshake and i have to quickly regroup mid-shake and put a solid grip in...


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May 14 2009 5:35PM
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i.am.a.skier.
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 14
i know excactly what your talking about
May 14 2009 5:37PM
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eheath
Posts: 61091 - Karma: 118,095
I feel ya man, you just gotta read it and adapt, girls wont change.
May 14 2009 5:38PM
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Dr.Scholl
Posts: 1139 - Karma: 47

skip the hand shake, and go right to sex

problem solved

May 14 2009 5:40PM
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STREETS
Posts: 1443 - Karma: 15
win
May 14 2009 5:42PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428

I'm on of those girls, I really really really strongly dont' like being touched, so if the person looks disgusting, i do an akward handshake because it weird them out. Sometimes just to annoy ppl i do the fingertip in the palm of the hand with an odd sidways grip and don't move my hand.

:]

but if i'm doing an actual handshake i go for the hand squeeze

May 14 2009 5:44PM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
finally some common sense! i was a bit worried about the prior ignorance.
May 14 2009 5:44PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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did you know that initiating a handshake with a woman was at one point in time considered rude? some women are still offended by it today. they say you're only supposed to shake a woman's hand if she offers it first. weird huh?
May 14 2009 5:45PM
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Kornn101
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damn yo it must be a bitch to make you come
May 14 2009 5:50PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
i like touse this point in time to assert my utter dominance over the female species. i try my hardest to break their hands so that they know im the alpha dawg.
May 14 2009 5:53PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428
hahah oh my god
May 14 2009 5:53PM
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DYFI
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Hahaha hell yeah, show your dominance over dem bitches.
May 14 2009 6:01PM
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lineskier10
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hahaha classic
May 14 2009 6:04PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,267
i take their hand and then snap their wrist over my knee to assert dominance
if they're hot they stay with me in a relationship governed by fear, if they're ugly i just break the wrist, walk away
May 14 2009 6:08PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
word to that my brotha. i only snap fingaz cause they need their hands for carryin my guns n booze.
May 14 2009 6:10PM
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freestyler540
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yes!
May 14 2009 6:11PM
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InkShrink
Posts: 1079 - Karma: 30
If you break their wrists how will you ever get hand jobs?
May 14 2009 6:19PM
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captainEMERICA
Posts: 1386 - Karma: 122
i really dont like the whole hug as a greeting,  if the person is a really good friend of yours i have no problem with it or anything but girls that i have just met hug me when they see me and i just think it is stupid.  just kinda shows how fake highschool girls are (most)
May 14 2009 6:43PM
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Fairview
Posts: 430 - Karma: 33
Handjobs a man's job, blowjob is yo job.
May 14 2009 7:08PM
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Shpadoinkle
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It pisses me off. I had an interview today and the manager that interviewed me had the weakest handshake ever. Also, girls who play tennis should shake hands like you have authority. Every time I played someone in tennis they had the limpest handshake ever. Grrrr.
May 14 2009 7:08PM
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Skiingslikewhoa
Posts: 426 - Karma: 12
Ahaha this is funny because this scenario happened to me at work I was meeting a bunch of higher up's out in the field and there were like 4 guys and a chick so I shook all their hands met them nice firm handshakes then went to the girl and she gave a half-ass squeeze and i felt like i crushed her hand :facepalm:
May 14 2009 7:10PM
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steezeaholic.
Posts: 894 - Karma: 39
hahaha that's my dads pet peeve so he always makes my friends and i shake his hand to check it... mad weird haha
May 14 2009 7:14PM
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Twinjibber77
Posts: 6239 - Karma: 2,356
The finger shake makes me wanna cunt punt. FAWKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!
May 14 2009 7:15PM
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Jodi
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HAHAHA!
May 14 2009 7:15PM
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futurespin
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crush the hand, they'll learn.
May 14 2009 7:20PM
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OhMyBosh
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im not talking about shaking hands with girls im considering having sexual relations with, im talking about just random semi-important chicks you meet if you have a job or whatever.




and beez, stop being a bitch and shake hands properly.
May 14 2009 7:22PM
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Twinjibber77
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I played a few exhibition matches for shits an giggles against girls an they always limp out. WTF!
May 14 2009 7:25PM
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mackinnon
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...don't everyone's parents teach them to have a good firm handshake?
May 14 2009 10:34PM
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dude if they wont shake your hand respectably then just tune into tokyo works every time (:
May 14 2009 10:47PM
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no_steeze
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they will use their mouth
May 14 2009 10:50PM
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Chickendodo
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All my dad taught me was how to have a good firm backhand.
May 14 2009 11:01PM
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MO-gan
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yeah i don't like shaking hands i'm more of a huger
May 14 2009 11:11PM
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jayo.
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I'm not familiar with this concept of speaking to females without the intent of having sexual relations.
May 14 2009 11:11PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
if they suck at hand shakes, make them shake your cock, it build muscle strength and stamina.

but they really do suck at shaking hand
May 14 2009 11:12PM
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pho[tog]rapher
Posts: 2618 - Karma: 493
no that's fact. actually, I always feel like I'm turning guys OFF when I go in for a legit handshake, and I get paranoid I'm going to grasp too hard or something and come off as a complete and utter butch.

I always get the feeling that adult guys (by which I mean like dads, doctors, teachers, etc, you know?) go in for the dainty hand clasp like beezey was talking about, and when I do a regular shake they're like wtf?

Then yesterday I meet my friends boyfriend for the first time, we shook hands when we met and I left, and he gave me a crappy shake like he didn't want to hurt me. Holy shit, be a man and get a grip-- literally.
May 14 2009 11:22PM
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hoodhugo
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yes. i lol ed
May 14 2009 11:30PM
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Beer=Yum
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hahah oh man epic right there
May 15 2009 12:12AM
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Shpadoinkle
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Weak!
May 15 2009 2:23AM
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B.Aussie
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Yes, that happens to me in every sports it's so annoying! And as someone was saying the men in authority that give piss weak handshakes are pretty stupid haha.
May 15 2009 2:27AM
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Shpadoinkle
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Well actually one time during tennis season a girl cried to her coach because she said that I tried to break her hand. Not even close. Pussy.
May 15 2009 2:32AM
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Horizons
Posts: 144 - Karma: 53
my dad taught me how to give a strong handshake for when I apply for jobs, he said it shows you know what you're doing. Also because I'm female to always come in from above to shake hands on in the centre, and never below, most guys will come from above to show authority, not only to girls. I do think a strong hand shake is a good thing to know
May 15 2009 3:29AM
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InkShrink
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My friend told me something about that. I don't understand why coming from above, below or center has any meaning, but I guess for guys it does.
May 15 2009 8:32AM
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