Beat my Friday night - nearly caught by cops

Your ingredients;
One deuce of Heineken on the way home from work.
One deuce of Heineken on the way to the casino (round 1.5 hour drive)
1 altoid tin of dank
1 mini-glass straight pipe
1 vehicle
2 passengers

Okay I pull off to the side of the road at a gas station, and pack a bowl real quick. Its dank so not much to pack. To give you a little background information this town has some curvy roads with 30-40mph speed limits. Allowing you to go off the road like a retard real easy.

So I packed the bowl and was there maybe 20 seconds. Before I go I see a cop is across the street, then he shines his spotter on me.

Sweet

So I take off normally, and toss the tin / straight bowl asap out the right side of the card (he would not see it that way). So he follows me maybe half a mile or a mile even.  Cop turns around....

This bowl cost me $40, and the tin had an easy $30-40 multi gram nug. Fuck losing that I say. I pull in to a car lot, and get rid of my empty alcohol containers (they can give you shit just for having them in the cabin of a vehicle). Then I drive the back roads to find a good place to park. I run across the street where we think the bowl and tin is. Sure as shit, right there...the bowl and tin is. Wow am I lucky, never thought I would find it that fast (under 1 minute).

Okay SWEET. Lets go to the casino now. Well yeah we get back on the road, and within 1 minute .....the same cop gets on my ass.

Pulls me over, pretty nervous. Note I had not smoked in like 40 minutes or so, and the car had time to air out. I have my insurance, reg, and license ready.

Two cops approach, ask me how much I've had to drink. Asks me to step out, and we continue on doing a field sobriety test.

I fail 4 of 6 tests. Here are some helpful hints when doing sobriety tests. Pay attention to this officers funny simon says like game.....

The alphabet, do not nod your head, do not sing. Letters A through M. Yeah try not to start off singing, nodding, and then end up going to Q like I did. I started over after E and said wait, lets do this without the nodding and alphabet.

Count from 75 to 55 backwards. Okay cool. Well don't count to 51 like I did and skip 54 in the process. There was some finger test that was actually pretty fun. That went with it. Count using your fingers but once you get to pinky or thumb you count twice.

When he asks you to walk the 9 steps on a line. Do not use your hands to balance you in any sort of fashion. Also when he says baby step to the left, and begin again. Do not swing around or do anything that does not look as retarded as the officer when he demonstrates for you.

Do pass the eye test though. He said the eye test is the most important one. I did pass it with flying colors.

I knew I wasn't drunk. He comes over with the PBT and im like hell yes, time to prove my innocence. Oh yeah I should have added an undercover cop car comes to the scene as I am doing the PBT.

I figure in my head well im not drunk, but 10 bucks says those guys saw me go get my stash.

They were bored I guess, because the cop let me go after he saw me blow a .03, said don't give all my money to the casino.

Sweet, he lets us go on our way. This cop was kind of casual, he didn't pat me down for security or do anything like that. Anyways I pull out. Go down the road a while, this cop is riding this other dudes ass hard....Then he busts out in front of him and puts the lights on again. We're like WHAT COULD IT BE NOW?1?!?! Well appearently Supertroopers forgot to give me my registration back. He literally pulls up, chills in the middle of the road stopping traffic and says HEY, WE forgot to give you your registration.....and hands it to me without getting out of the car (they were that close to my car also)

And I didn't lose any money. Came with $60 and left with $150

Only advice I have is RELAX. You fuck up more by being nervous.


Oh yeah, he never once was like why ya failing these tests with a .03 now? are you under the influence of another substance?