i got one to top them allllll. Ok so this one time me and my girlfriend pulled over at a road stopping area to smoke a bowl (this road stop has an epic view) and these 2 stray cats are hanging around my car and and trying to feel us out one of them is wicked skinny and afraid of me, the other is normal and wants me to pet it really bad. so i pet it and stuff. we were really baked so we decided to get the cats and take them home. So the normal one gets in no problem. but the other one is really scared of me so i try for like 25 minutes to get its dumbass in the car. Finally i was just like fuck it were leaving that gay cat. So we do and start driving away. at first then normal cat is just chilling in the back seat looking back as we drive away then ALL OF A SUDDEN the cat hops up front and going CRAZY because we are leaving its baby behind im driving close to 50mph and its has the deepest/ scariest MEOW i have ever heard so we're freaking out and i roll down my window and tossed the cat right out of my car going 50 mph. Im not sure if the cat died but that cat was crazy
Sparknotes: decided to take a stray cat home it freaked out in my car i threw it out of my window going 50 mph
