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Who brings their laptop to take a shit

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hurrisun
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cuz im doin it right now and every other time and its hard to imagine life without this practice
May 8 2009 6:32PM
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JLloyd
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i never actually have but maybe i should try. I do bring math in sometimes though when im doing some impossible identity or deriving
May 8 2009 6:36PM
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willyg0808
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thats what im doing right now :D
May 8 2009 6:39PM
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Slinger1x1
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I only brought my computer once, i was in an online poker tourney (free) and was doing really well. i ended up coming in like 127th out of 1600.

But i do do homework occasionally. During midterms i sat in the bathtub and did work and reviewed because there are no distractions. it wasnt that comfy though. but i ended up doing well
May 8 2009 6:40PM
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wintersway
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repost but yes. i do indeed take shits with the laptop
May 8 2009 6:43PM
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Dylan_
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me. and my mom thinks its discusting
May 8 2009 6:48PM
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hartig
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quite often actually
May 8 2009 6:51PM
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7-3instacall
Posts: 999 - Karma: 1,005
did you win money?
May 8 2009 6:52PM
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buckers
Posts: 448 - Karma: 12
Every time, if its not my laptop it will be my iPod Touch and if not that then my phone.
May 8 2009 7:18PM
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Vebbi
Posts: 333 - Karma: 79
me 2, i never take a shit without my ipod touch or my laptop.
May 8 2009 7:23PM
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no_steeze
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ipod touch
i don't take super long shits that often tho
May 8 2009 7:23PM
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GhostfaceKillah
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it is pretty gross, shit particles stick to everything from your clothing and skin, and yes, your laptop.

When studying for midterms and finals, I'll usually do some reading on the shitter. I find I can concentrate really well sitting on the can.
May 8 2009 7:24PM
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Vebbi
Posts: 333 - Karma: 79
everybody that brings their laptop to take a shit should join this facebook group

The laptop Squat
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2377949562
May 8 2009 7:25PM
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b-ladd
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on the can right now.
May 8 2009 7:34PM
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Slinger1x1
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no i needed to get within the top 25 or something. i was pissed that i lost. it was fun though

but yeah, homework is the best. or since i have the upstairs to myself (3 bedrooms and an office, but both brothers are gone and no one uses the office), i blast my music and leave the door open to my room and bathroom. its nice, no need for my ipod.
May 8 2009 7:36PM
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buckers
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I didn't realise, I guess thats what happens when you shit in your hands and get a good hard look at it.

I however shit into the toilet, so the shit never touches my hands.
May 8 2009 7:47PM
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beezey
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guilty as charged but girls don't poop
May 8 2009 7:48PM
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Goglines
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i know a kid who has a flatscreen in all the bathrooms in his house. on the wall right in front of the toilet.
May 8 2009 7:49PM
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50in07
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I take long ass shits so i always take my ipod touch in and whenever theres something good on tv i turn it up really loud so i can listen while playing apps on my ipod
May 8 2009 8:01PM
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STREETS
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I bring : Books, magazines, I pod touch, psp, and I have even brought one of those small portable TVs with me while taking a dump.
May 8 2009 10:27PM
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Malcolm
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my legs get numb for some reason when i have my laptop on the shitter
May 8 2009 10:30PM
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s.bishop
Posts: 665 - Karma: 26
watchin shit while takin a shit,  doesnt get much better than that. lol
May 8 2009 10:37PM
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Slinger1x1
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ahhh, thank god girls don't poop. trying to imagine it makes me throw up
May 8 2009 10:39PM
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danbrown
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I do, absolutely
May 8 2009 10:40PM
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vincentlee223
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There's no point for me because i take quick shits and i usually need a hand to hold my weewee down, cause i take a piss right after my poo.

Yeah, i love the anonymity of the internet
May 8 2009 10:44PM
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*Fujative*
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Ay!
I love doing that.
May 8 2009 11:00PM
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Dylan_
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iam right now/.
May 8 2009 11:13PM
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DDrem.
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i do when im at home. in public or at school i play brickbreaker on my phone. im about to go try and set a high score right now
May 8 2009 11:15PM
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Benedetto.
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honestly, and i'm going to be one percent serious right now, if you bring your laptop to shitter then you got a real addiction problem and thats not good. if you cant not refresh ur facebook or newschoolers for 10 minutes, you got a serious problem. if you break into a cold sweat with just the thought of logging off, you got a real problem. if thats all u think about at work or school is what someone replied to your thread, you got a serious problem and need a life. i know some cornball 10th grader is going to agree and say haha yeah i got problem i'm so funny and cool. but no seriously, you have a real fucking problem.

thats the point of the newspaper or a magizine, for the shitter. or your phone
May 8 2009 11:40PM
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s.bishop
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so, im sitting at home on my laptop enjoyin a good old ns thread, and, oh shit i gotta shit, IMO id rather just bring the comp in and keep reading than have to flip through a mag looking for something good to read.
May 8 2009 11:49PM
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kiwisdontbounce
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you wouldnt bring this 15 lb beast either. its on my lap now and im getting burns.
May 8 2009 11:51PM
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0123456789
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haha mine too!

and yes i poop with my laptop
May 9 2009 1:37AM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
doing it right now, woot
May 9 2009 2:02AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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i usually spend about 20 min or so every day in the back corner bathroom of the floor in my office building hiding out, browsing the web on my phone, and getting paid to drop one.  if I'm super hungover I might squeeze a nap in there somewhere too.  i'd take a laptop, but I don't really know how i'd explain that one...

May 9 2009 3:50AM
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slevin_kelevra
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doin it now.but i have low battery so its gonna have to be a quick one
May 9 2009 6:31AM
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jibber_amy
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I do it alot, nothing better than dropping a deuce and being able to access the interwebs!

If I had an iphone i'd totally kill time at work on the shitter haha, great idea
May 9 2009 6:32AM
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shea.
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hahahahaha gold
May 9 2009 6:39AM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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I bring my iPod Touch, my mom gets mad
May 9 2009 8:28AM
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hurrisun
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haha i-pod touch is kind of funny to bring to the bathroom a big shit smear across the front by accident or somthing haha but the last 2 times i have been on ns ive been taking a shit (this time and the time i made this thread lol)
May 9 2009 8:32AM
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C00N3Y
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you and your mom take shits together and your fine?
but u thinking bringing a lap top is just wrong..........weird
May 9 2009 8:59AM
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jibber_amy
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pish.. girls poop, get over it!
May 9 2009 9:38AM
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Malcolm
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LIAR NO THEY DONT
May 9 2009 10:41AM
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IceCreamer
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Haha, I agree. I have the same problem but its funny and cool.
May 9 2009 10:45AM
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