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Fuckin Guidos

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baethoven
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i don't think that this is a repost, and i find this fucking hilarious.

May 5 2009 9:00AM
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japanada
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Hahaha fucking Guidos.
May 5 2009 9:30AM
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Pman13a
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"worst luck i ever had?  i blew my knee out, tore my acl, fractured my thigh, and i refused to go to the doctors.
My buddies got my a whole jar of pain killers, and i just went clubbing every night in a splint, and i was like one leg at the club, it was crazy"
May 5 2009 9:53AM
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MikeS
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The best and worst part of that video is that I'm from Wayne as well and I know two of those guys in the video.. They went to the other high school and they are few years younger than me, but still it's still embarrassing that we are from the same place even though I have never even talked to them.
May 5 2009 10:26AM
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OhMyBosh
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fuckin guidos
May 5 2009 10:44AM
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Dick_Squandel
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same here, I'm from long valley so its not as bad as wayne can be. I hate guidos they give jersey (a great state) a bad name.
May 5 2009 11:15AM
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montageskier
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And thats why I go to Ocean City Maryland.
May 5 2009 11:16AM
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T-Holt
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Fuckin guidos.  Maybe if we get rid of Staten Island they'll go away.
May 5 2009 11:21AM
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easy_cam_steezy
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http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
May 5 2009 12:27PM
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Totes_Magotes
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" YOU WANNA PUNCH ME IN THE FUCKIN FACE?!?!"  " YOU WANNA PUNCH ME IN THE FUCKIN FACE?!?!"  " YOU WANNA PUNCH ME IN THE FUCKIN FACE?!?!"  " YOU WANNA PUNCH ME IN THE FUCKIN FACE?!?!"    "  YOU FUCKIN WHORE!!!!!!   "   " YOU WANNA PUNCH ME IN THE FUCKIN FACE?!?!"
May 5 2009 12:29PM
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JayDope
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haha yeah, my friends dad is in the video, the guy yellin with the really raspy voice, BTW WAYNE IS NOT LIKE THAT!
May 5 2009 3:31PM
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smooticus
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Givin italians a bad name.  Im italian. got called a guido only once, same guy had a broken leg less than a week later
May 5 2009 5:27PM
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VCharette
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you and your bros kicked his ass?
May 5 2009 5:35PM
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gnarlygoodski22
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why would god put guidos on earth?
May 5 2009 5:35PM
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THUGwife
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did that guy say 'my names jon... no one knows my first name'?


and 'liquid gold' lol
May 5 2009 5:39PM
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k.perkins
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I just want to send a special thanks to the maker of this thread. Hahahaha guidos are almost as great as juggs. Whenever I talk about guidos most people have no idea what they are.. I'm happy some people do. :)
May 5 2009 5:42PM
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chapz
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ahahahahahahahah
May 5 2009 6:54PM
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dwhite
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I LOVE NEW JERSEY
May 5 2009 6:58PM
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El_Barto.
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oh fuck, nobody fuck with this guy. damn guido acting all sorts of tough
May 5 2009 7:07PM
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Hannah.
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handled with typical new jersey class
May 5 2009 7:21PM
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hoodSlayer
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haha +k
May 5 2009 7:29PM
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Benedetto.
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yo fuck all you guys from ny and nj saying you embarrassed about being from there cause of guido's. thats fucking retarded. who cares what some west coasters and whatever think of the northeast. be proud of where ur from. and jay up there, i think ur name is, you go tannin man wtf? and u hating on guido's, come on dude. be proud of the northeast cause you know thats where its out. i'm proud to be a sicilian from the bronx. i don't act like that though and even if i did, fuck it. you guys on this website preach about peace and all this other liberal bullshit and but all everyone does is trash talk everybody else. i understand mad people are still in high school but grow the fuck up. god damn
May 5 2009 7:39PM
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smooticus
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joke dude, im 6 foot 4 and 160 pounds im not trying to front.


As i read this thread i realise that guidos on the east side are like russians and ukranians, in oregon and washington.  Its like the exact same stereotype
May 5 2009 7:47PM
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El_Barto.
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yea, i was just fuckin with ya to try and get a response. i try and stay away from woodburn and some of the towns in that area, they seem to be just crawlin with weird ass euros
May 5 2009 7:52PM
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baethoven
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you're quite welcome, i enjoy laughin at guidos also.
May 5 2009 8:42PM
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fujarome
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that honestly looks like a compilation of people who have nearly every attribute that i hate. All of them. God i hate guidos
May 5 2009 8:50PM
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assface
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yeah new jersey is the greatest state in jersey
May 5 2009 8:55PM
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rj.
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fucking guidos
May 5 2009 9:06PM
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lloyd_christmas
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i'm from the northeast.  don't get the northeast and jersey confused.  nobody looks or acts that way where i'm from.  places full of people like this are only a small and unfortunate part of the "northeast". those people are an embarrassment, nothing more.
May 5 2009 9:11PM
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bout_it
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haha.
this makes me want to drive there, with my megaphone, and pull up and scream "guidos are fags!!" at the top of my lungs. Then bust a cap in every guido that disagrees with me.
May 5 2009 9:12PM
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Benedetto.
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don't get them confused? i've been all over the northeast. i can hate on all different strands of people but fuck it, thats whats makes the northeast sick. it makes new york, new york. new jersey, new jersey and so on. embarrassment to who exactly is my question? to your little newschool buddies west of the mississippi river?
May 5 2009 11:16PM
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no_steeze
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that huge guy looks exactly like hellboy
May 5 2009 11:22PM
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neutralzombie
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flaw number one, this is interviewing people in new jersey, number two these guys may be guidos, and are quite frightening, but they look and sound like the regular american frat boy.
May 5 2009 11:23PM
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neutralzombie
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PS


EWWWWWWWWWWWWW spray taaannnn
May 5 2009 11:25PM
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baethoven
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whats wrong with an oompa loompa jacked up on steriods?! hahaha
May 5 2009 11:26PM
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casual
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^Guido.

Starting that little tough guy rant with "yo" gave you away.

I can't understand why you would take this personally...if you can't acknowledge that those guys are walking parodies/caricatures, you have an absolutely awful sense of humor.
May 5 2009 11:28PM
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Benedetto.
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oh maybe "yo" might imply that i'm from a different part of the country from you and we talk different? people not from new york will never understand
May 5 2009 11:32PM
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bermbuster49
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ding ding ding!! not as far away as the outer banks, but far enough where you dont have to deal with guidos and the dirty jerz beaches
May 5 2009 11:39PM
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Benedetto.
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ocean city is where its at
May 5 2009 11:40PM
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Paulage
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hahah sooo fucking hilarious. wow. i honestly dont know what to think about people like that..


fucking guidos
May 5 2009 11:51PM
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soulskier
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thats just sad...
May 6 2009 12:03AM
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neutralzombie
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hahahahaha everything...
May 6 2009 10:46AM
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jeremyo13
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video is about new jersey, not the northeast. two totally separate entities.
May 6 2009 10:56AM
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urbanjib
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well ok then...
May 6 2009 11:08AM
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JQ89
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whats the difference between a porcupine, and a bar on Guido Beach?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside
May 6 2009 1:59PM
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KravtZ
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its treu i live about an hour or so from nj and never see anyone like that around near me its just absolutly hilarious what a shitty state nj is and how the shitty smell has affected the peopel living there. my grandparents live in new jeresy in a nice part and it still is pretty shitty. fuck nj
May 6 2009 2:04PM
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Delphi
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carpet bomb the shit out of that beach...New Jersey too, we need to sterilize these morons.
May 6 2009 2:07PM
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baethoven
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mmm very clever
May 6 2009 6:36PM
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Lax_Bro40
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took the words out of my mouth. I love new york.
May 6 2009 7:17PM
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Lax_Bro40
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I AM NOT DEFENDING GUIDOS IN ANYWAY...but


Strictly along with your claim about natural selection, i believe that the majority of NS users would die off before the guidos.

lets break this down with some support info.

Guidos are all douchebag meat heads who love to fight, so natural selection would probably put them over most of us in the whole fighting part of that.

secondly, whether you like it or not, they get girls, i live in NY and hate these dudes with a passion but they always leave with fine ass girls. So they would reproduce more than we would, filling the world with more faggot ass guidos.

What we need to do, is stop them were it starts, the girls. We need to brainwash women into not being attracted to these very metro and douchebag men.
May 7 2009 1:37AM
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