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Why is america so obsessed with perfect teeth?

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NESblowjob
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theres so many gay ass comercials with people showing their gorgeous smiles and shit.  But they all look like huge tools. anyways i think its funny how obsessed this country is with fucking teeth
May 3 2009 5:49PM
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Alex_G
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because we dont wanna look like your french ass
May 3 2009 5:51PM
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Thenowhereman42
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When girls have bad teeth it bothers me but at the same time I sort of have bad teeth.
May 3 2009 5:51PM
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hellomynameisjef
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Click for larger imagejust fucking stop. seriously. your thread titles and the content in them makes me want to punch a fucking baby. jesus christ stop wasting my fucking internet
May 3 2009 5:52PM
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hartig
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yeaaaah, thank you.
May 3 2009 5:53PM
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NESblowjob
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 heres an example
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URJe-7N6vk0

doesnt this just make you want to punch that bitch in the face?
May 3 2009 5:53PM
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hellomynameisjef
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not that bitch, just you
May 3 2009 5:54PM
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Jodi
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Thread Creator. Pictures of your teeth please.
May 3 2009 5:55PM
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VT_FLO
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May 3 2009 5:55PM
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NESblowjob
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i mean i think its important but if your teeth are like not black or full of holes i feel like you can leave them alone like even if someone has perfect teeth, they look scary if they show all their teeth when they smile like even the girl in this ^^ comercial looks scary to me.. I have perfect teeth too i had braces when i was a kid but i think the whole perfect smile thing in america is just beyond gay
May 3 2009 5:57PM
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AMG.
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yeah as soon as i read the title i was thinking this person might be a little resenting towards people with perfect teeth because they are in fact self concious about their own un-perfect teeth lol. get over it guy. if you can change it, then change it. if you cant, then theres no point worrying about it is there.

May 3 2009 5:58PM
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TheButterHashira
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We obsess over our teeth much like other cultures may obsess over extending their necks or letting their armpit hairs grow to tentacle length.

It's americas thing, I can't stand people with big ass teeth though. Like hillary swank in the movie freedom writers just gets on my fucking nerves.
May 3 2009 6:01PM
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Ski.Ballet
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May 3 2009 6:02PM
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NESblowjob
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listen my teeth are fine, i already said i had braces as a kid like everybody else

if you watched the video then you might know whatsup you stupid motherfucker
May 3 2009 6:04PM
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NESblowjob
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there we go at least somebody knows where im coming from
May 3 2009 6:05PM
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Ski.Ballet
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It's not even about the teeth, although nobody likes gnarly teeth. It's about you making dumbass threads and being a complete dipshit.
May 3 2009 6:06PM
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-dva-
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smiling bob has great teeth and shows them off because he knows he has a huge dick, thanks to enzyte.  i don't see the issue.
May 3 2009 6:09PM
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NESblowjob
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look at all you angry people you must be failing hard at life to be so fucking angry

you need to chill
May 3 2009 6:11PM
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-dva-
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hahahahaha
May 3 2009 6:12PM
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Aaaron.
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"favorite hbo series and why"
LOL!
May 3 2009 6:13PM
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Shlogan
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i would read this thread if it was made by anyone else



on second thought........ no i wouldn't but still
May 3 2009 6:16PM
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linesteeze
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you got that right.
May 3 2009 6:16PM
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NESblowjob
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yo look at britney spears beautyful smile  oohhh so sexy....

http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/070703/070703_spears_vmed_1p%20copy.widec.jpg
May 3 2009 6:16PM
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_CC_
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yeah i dunno either. but insurance paid to get mine fixed so whatever ill roll with it

May 3 2009 6:20PM
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Ski.Ballet
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May 3 2009 6:24PM
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NESblowjob
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naw thats not the one

is that your mom?
May 3 2009 6:26PM
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amo
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Three things that should be in prime condition at all times.

1. Teeth
2. Hands
3. Toe/Finger Nails
May 3 2009 6:28PM
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NESblowjob
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yo are you sure you all watched this tv commercial?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URJe-7N6vk0



i mean if you watch this video and dont agree with me that the bitch in that comercial is scary,, you must be fucking pretty scary yourself maybe you got one of the same fucking crackhead smiles or maybe you just ugly. She looks evil to me like jack nicholson in the shining.
somebody post the video if they want, but ill warn you the bitch is pretty scary
May 3 2009 6:36PM
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vincentlee223
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Only Ian Compton can rock the big teeth.
Everyone else, gtfo!
May 3 2009 6:36PM
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k-rob
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because girls with white teeth means their mouth won't taste like shit.
May 3 2009 6:43PM
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gnarlygoodski22
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Teeth are good. Don't hate, and plus they even keep the tooth fairy employed in these hard times.
May 3 2009 6:47PM
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NESblowjob
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yo im not hating, its just for me,  as long as somebodies teeth arent bad enough to get my attention,, then i dont really pay much attention to them.. Like i to masturbate to pictures of peoples teeth even though alot of people in this thread apparently do
May 3 2009 6:53PM
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amo
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she looks like a milf with white teeth to me...
May 3 2009 6:54PM
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PaleCelery
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May 3 2009 7:08PM
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richards
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your a shitty member
May 3 2009 7:11PM
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NESblowjob
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why does she have to look so scary
May 3 2009 7:14PM
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GhostfaceKillah
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Vanity is a hot commodity in north American culture. The corporations make us think being beautiful, sexy, having white teeth, having a flat stomach, etc... are keys to happiness in life, so millions of morons worldwide spend billions of dollars on products to help them resemble the celebrities they see EVERYWHERE. i FUCKING HATE the beauty and fashion industry, and I think the world would be a much better place without their self-absorbed, vain BS. Every day i see retarded pre-teen girls and their retarded mom dressed in the most absurd outfits, their faces caked with makeup and more bling than the eye can handle. why? because fucking Miley Cirus is so hip and dresses like that. Fuck Disney for marketing sex to young girls. The world would be a much better place if vanity wasn't viewed as a necessity by so many people.

Don't get me wrong, I like to look nice as well, but I hate the brainwashed idiots who spend every paycheck at the mall buying new clothing, when their closet is stuffed with last months fashionable trends that cannot be worn anymore in fear of being judged by our peers.

/rant

I especially hate bitches who whiten their teeth so much that they start glowing a blue-ish hue.... what the fuck is that?

Why is everyone hating on the thread creator? I think his thread can spark some legitimate social discussion about the many absurdities we experience living in North America.
May 3 2009 7:32PM
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Delphi
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France is a worthless country
May 3 2009 7:46PM
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NESblowjob
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straight up

and yeah im not french im turkish
May 3 2009 7:48PM
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squibble
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stfu
May 3 2009 7:50PM
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kko
Posts: 336 - Karma: 49
I don't hate people with bad teeth but it's definitely a turn-off.. a good smile is one of my top 5 things I look for in a guy. I kind of have OCD about my teeth and take crazy good care of them and it bothers me when people don't care about their teeth.
May 3 2009 7:56PM
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NESblowjob
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i wouldnt bother if i were you 
May 3 2009 8:01PM
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family_vacation
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+karma if you don't have perfect teeth.

STOP MAKING THREADS!
May 3 2009 8:04PM
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Ski.Ballet
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+++++ karma to anyone who's never used a toothbrush.
May 3 2009 8:06PM
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easy_cam_steezy
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 126
BOOM!
roasted
May 3 2009 8:09PM
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Funnel
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Why are you so obsessed with post whoring and making stupid threads?
May 3 2009 8:09PM
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k-rob
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if you moved to america and stopped getting any action you might bother. i wouldn't date a girl with disgusting teeth and i'm sure that if i had disgusting teeth no girl would date me either.
May 3 2009 8:10PM
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kko
Posts: 336 - Karma: 49
totally haha. I had a BF once that didn't take care of his teeth very well and I didn't really like kissing him because it kinda grossed me out.
May 3 2009 8:12PM
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BigJew
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So we don't have to look like this faggot:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zGl0xQmnhc&feature=channel
May 3 2009 8:12PM
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AMG.
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Woah, you need to calm the fuck down ahah. maybe your a little touchy about your less than perfect teeth, i dunno, but my internet feelings are definatly shattered. after you called me that, i took a good hard look at myself, and realized i am stupid, and that i do fuck mothers. thank you for helping me change my ways.
May 3 2009 8:54PM
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Dustin.
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Why do you waste your time proving how much it bothers you that America is the shit.  If I never have to enter France again, it will be too soon.  Your country is full of pompous assholes.
May 3 2009 8:58PM
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