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An ode to twin tippers

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splatters
Posts: 411 - Karma: 78
twin tipper skiers
oh
 how i
      admire thee
your grace is elegant
your flex superb
every time i see
i jump with glee

oh twin tipper skiers
how i wish i could be like thee
with dresses for shirts
and pretty sun glasses
every time i see
i jump with glee

oh twin tipper skiers
i love you so
just watching you ski
i jump with glee

oh twin tipper skiers
when in the lodge eating my french fries
with mayonnaise
i watch thee yearn fully from the distance
every time i see
i jump with glee

oh twin tipper skiers
your colors so bright
when you slide on the metal
i squeal with fright
every time i see
i jump with glee

oh twin tipper skiers
oh how i wish i was you
skis with art on them
every time i see
i jump with glee


thank you
please no hate
i love you
;)

May 1 2009 7:14PM
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no_steeze
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so if you're not a "twin tipper" then what are you?
May 1 2009 7:14PM
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Aaaron.
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hahahaha.

May 1 2009 7:27PM
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Shewlur...
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haha wtf??
May 1 2009 7:31PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
ummmmmmmm
May 1 2009 7:46PM
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neon1peace
Posts: 998 - Karma: -1
word
May 1 2009 7:51PM
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kstanz
Posts: 3058 - Karma: 477
cool.......
May 1 2009 8:05PM
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VT_scratch
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i can digg
May 1 2009 8:07PM
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splatters
Posts: 411 - Karma: 78
miek what are you doing on newschoolers
May 2 2009 1:32AM
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chapz
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
May 2 2009 1:33AM
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Malcolm
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that was beautiful
May 2 2009 1:34AM
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Justin.B
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May 2 2009 1:36AM
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HR8938Cephei
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O RLY... im to lazy to find and post the pic
May 2 2009 1:37AM
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Yung_Gnarley
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......I'm uncomfortable
May 2 2009 1:41AM
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PhilboydStudge
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king kong...duh
May 2 2009 1:45AM
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Bob_Gnarley
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sounds like some type of conspiracy from a snowboarding forum.
May 2 2009 1:46AM
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DaBeesKnees
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nice, that was EPIC
May 2 2009 9:46AM
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theblacktaco
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troll?
May 2 2009 10:49AM
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mattridesskis
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.
May 2 2009 11:16AM
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Shredneck
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Im confused

May 2 2009 11:36AM
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beowulf
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ki ka king kong in da trunk
May 4 2009 7:48AM
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THUGwife
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i actually though that was pretty gay
May 4 2009 8:24AM
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sstricky
Posts: 1876 - Karma: 111
yea, he needs to get rid of the "everytime i see" i jump with glee stuff
May 4 2009 9:31AM
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wh@t
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hahahaha jump with glee.
May 4 2009 9:31AM
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beowulf
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i actually thought you were pretty gay
May 4 2009 9:34AM
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wh@t
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hey, what the fuck is your name?
May 4 2009 9:35AM
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beowulf
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in latin class they call me beastius airius

                                                 man who slay beast in the arena
May 4 2009 9:37AM
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THUGwife
Posts: 1909 - Karma: 301
so you're a pretty big hit in your latin class...?
May 4 2009 9:39AM
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beowulf
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i think we are forgetting the true point of this thread
May 4 2009 9:41AM
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Big5hifty
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you speak latin even on ns come on man
May 4 2009 9:43AM
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h_bar
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May 4 2009 9:47AM
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wh@t
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hello there. welcome to NS forum posting.
May 4 2009 10:01AM
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gnarlygoodski22
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more mayonnaise on the fries please!
May 4 2009 10:58AM
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k.perkins
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May 4 2009 11:09AM
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beowulf
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shits good
May 4 2009 11:21AM
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splatters
Posts: 411 - Karma: 78
ode to my jibbings

oh jibbings how i do adore
you make me quake with delight
will you love me back i do deplore?
i will giggle with my childish fright
a teeeehe

your steezes is be bein unprecedented
when you afterboing i scratch my leg
so good its like the president
i will do my backflippings over a barrel keg

foh you my jibbings

you hang like stockings on my tree
and again i laugh with glee
so hard i want to pee
on my skis

amen


May 4 2009 9:41PM
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Phill.
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May 4 2009 9:50PM
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beowulf
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ahahahahahahahahahaha
May 5 2009 7:51AM
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T-Holt
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Word?
May 5 2009 11:28AM
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Malcolm
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well now that was just crazy. you should write more
May 5 2009 1:32PM
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Billek
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If I read the words 'Thee' and 'Glee' once more I am going to... be sad.

*looks up at what has just been typed*

Fuck.
May 5 2009 3:23PM
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TechnoPotamus
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why are you guys all pink names now, am i out of the loop?
May 5 2009 3:24PM
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splatters
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amen to that
Nov 2 2009 2:40PM
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Literature
Posts: 13673 - Karma: 3,086
Now, this is a thread.
Nov 2 2009 3:59PM
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debrickshaw
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i am thoroughly confuzzled
Nov 2 2009 4:19PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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not going to lie, i lol'ed a bit
Nov 2 2009 4:30PM
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Travapple.
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jesus fuck
Nov 2 2009 4:35PM
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short_and_steezy
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wait... what?
Nov 2 2009 4:39PM
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.frenchy
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this is great.
Nov 2 2009 4:43PM
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gwhitey
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wha tha fuuu?
Nov 2 2009 4:44PM
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B.Pol
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Do you write these under the rainbow?
Nov 2 2009 4:50PM
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