So every halloween I go to my cousins town for trick or treating (since i was like 2 we have always gone their). Well once we started getting older we began to do what every other preteen and teenager do. cause trouble. So for a bunch of years we just kept it to TPing and eggs and stuff. We all go to this one bigass neighborhood and like the whole town is there. They have always had problems on halloween in this neighborhood so they call in cops from another town to help patrol.
Now this place is huge, probably like a 4 mile loop around the whole thing, so there is always at least a squad of 8 cop cars doing rounds all night, with a midnight curfew. So junior year we had a blast egging cars and waterballoning house and what not, but senior year was our last year together as a group so we decided to do it big. Our targets this year were strictly the police cars. We all get to our friends house at around 7 oclock with over 200 hundred eggs and prolly 500 waterballons and some real hefty m80s that ive blown small trees over with. So after it gets dark and we start seeing lots of activity going on we throw on our dark clothes and head out the back door through a series of trails that lead us to the main culdasac of the neighborhood. We will call this our "stronghold" if you will simply because the center part of the culdasac is raised up about 70 feet from the road on a big hill with a bunch of trees and cover to hid in.
So we stash our ammo here and only take out 4 eggs at a time, incase we were caught they would be easier to get rid of. So we start messing around, egg this ladys house who we get every year because she comes out and chases us and its a great time. After a few times hitting this ladys house and watch her flip out and chase us we decide to do what we planned. Now its game time, and everyone is way more serious than before.
We decide to wait untill a cop comes into the culdasac to break up a large group that had been forming in the street of mostly younger highschool kids talking and what not. So finally the time came, a lone patrol car cruises through realll slow and beings talking to the kids. Now one of the kids says its go time, grabs a nice hefty waterballoon and beings to walk down the hill to the road. Seeing the cops window open he takes a nice crow hop and sends this thing DIRECTLY through the open window and covers this cop in water. We all bolt out of the woods and run through a back yard while this cop gets out and decides to chase us on foot, we can hear him radioing our position to other officers in the area. The one thing we had an advantage on was our knowledge of this place because of the previous 3 years of running. So we eventually lose this one guy by running across this narrow ass peice of lasnd that cuts a pond in to and kick it in the woods for awhile. At this point the place is buzzing with police and we decide to strictly hit them from cover not in the open like before. So the rest of the night goes great and we decide to finish it off with a bang.
I grab some of these m80s that we had and procede to the stronghold area. I lit about 3 of them and took off running for some darkness in the backyards. We wait until they go off, and not 3 minutes later there are literally 8 cop cars shutting down the street stopping everyone who walks by. I almost got caught walking back to my friends house but luckily my aunt saw me being questioned while she was picking up my little cousin and got me off the hook and gave me a ride back to one ofthe kids house.
At this point we are finally all together again and decide to use the rest of our ammo on this douchebag kids house. There are about 8 of us now each with probably 4 eggs and 5 or 6 waterballoons. We surrond the hous from the woods and on a given count all unleash hell on this thing. It made the news the next day because i guess they had to spend HOURS cleaning up all the balloon and egg fragments.
So theres my story, I have some more but i am kind of nervous to post them on a public forum.
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