From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole
scene had an eerie surreal quality, like when you're
on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on
at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.
Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers
raced across the grassy field toward each other like
two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m.
traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m.
imagine if your dick was so long you could wear it as a belt. Ive always had this stupid thought that a girl would come up to rub it because it was such a nice belt. Then you would get a boner and it would whip out and slap her.Just a thought. -radtad
on occasion I'll shit in my pants just because I don't make it in time , but generally I just shit in my hands, and walk around untill I find a trash can to put it in....or if I can't find a trash can I just put it in my pocket ~ shreadsticks
Beast the East
Boston mills and Brandywine is where you'll find me
Why are we dyin' to live, when we're just livin' to die?
hahahha so good, nice to see the frist 100 days have been productive for him.
Up side down, and inside out
Imma show you folks what it's all about
Now its time for a nigga to get on the mic
And make this mother fucking party hype
Im takin it back to the old school
Cuz Im a old fool
Whose sooo cool
If ya want to get down, imma show you the way
Whoomp there it is, let me hear you say.
Throw your hands in the sky, nigga
I'm stickin' ice picks on the tip of ya dick
Give your testicles a swift kick, ain't that some shit?
Am I hard hard core, harder than a Plymouth
It ain't no myth, it's a nigga with the spliff