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ya ya or do will ferrel impersonating harry caray. hella funny. cubs win! cubs win!
"How bout if the moon was made of barbeque spare ribs? would ya eat it then?"
or michael j fox.
take several of those vibrating massage things (or just acutal vibrators if you have those lying around) and put them in your sleeves, your pant cuffs, your pockets, everywhere and turn them all on at once. that should give you enough "Shakes" to pull off parkinsons.
to complete the michael j fox look, wear the "orange life vest" thinge with hi tops from back to the future, keep saying "but doc!" in an increasingly whiney and annyoing voice, and continually run your hands through your perfeclty coiffed hair and looking exasperated but still somehow charming.
boom. michael j fox. boom A+
Right there. Look no further.
I BROKE MY ANKLES!!! MY ANKLES ARE BROKEN!!!
What in Gods name is going on in our schools? Seriously. What kind of assignments are these?
or he could act "white" by kicking down the door to the classroom, giving all the natives (classmates) diseases, taking all of the classroom resources (lunch money), killing all the native animals (i assume there is some sort of class gerbil), introducing them to "firewhiskey" and then leaving a pile of garbage on fire as he leaves.