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So i just bought a mannequin

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Nakas
Posts: 248 - Karma: 251
so yah i just bought a mannequin for 17 dollars and 25 cents today at a tag sale. I figured i couldn't go wrong because i can pull so many pranks on people with it.
i got a couple but i wanna hear some crazy ns ideas
also if you got a good name lets here it
shes 5'9 completely naked (for now) and about 12 pounds



Apr 26 2009 10:23PM
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r0dubs
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dude



make a sex doll
Apr 26 2009 10:24PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
not something you tell the internet.


but... paint it blue, cut off its limbs, drill holes in various places, insert fleshlites, rinse, repeat.
Apr 26 2009 10:32PM
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GavinTHEgrAPE
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I think you should put it on wheels and wheel it off a bridge and see if people think someone fell off of a bridge like a big bridge

Your friend gavin
cant wait to see this shit go down
Apr 26 2009 10:33PM
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Benedetto.
Posts: 2526 - Karma: 64
put it in your car so you can ride in the hov lane.
Apr 26 2009 10:34PM
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OhMyBosh
Posts: 5056 - Karma: 170
why is this the first thing i thought of when i read the title?


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Apr 26 2009 10:34PM
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GavinTHEgrAPE
Posts: 36 - Karma: 18
bring it to school nakas and say its a new student ms murph would love it
Apr 26 2009 10:39PM
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J-Wallz
Posts: 1264 - Karma: 54
fake yours/someones death with it
Apr 26 2009 10:43PM
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willyg0808
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put it someware when its dark... dont put clothes on
Apr 26 2009 10:53PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,267
eat half of it
Apr 26 2009 10:54PM
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iluvBread
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hahah i laughed pretty hard
Apr 26 2009 11:06PM
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ace_
Posts: 3189 - Karma: 39
dress it up real nice like then drag it behind your car and see what kind of reactions you get. or tie it to the hood of your car. things like that

Apr 26 2009 11:08PM
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TZP
Posts: 874 - Karma: 61
on halloween, dress it up in a costume (like a cloak and scream mask), plant it in front of a door, ring the doorbell and hide... watch the owners of the house get increasingly weirded out as theres someone standing perfectly still and not responding
Apr 26 2009 11:24PM
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popNfresh44
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dress it up, go to a parking lot with your friends at 2 AM, lay it on the ground, and start beating it profusely with baseball bats. the cops wont know what to think when they show up.
Apr 26 2009 11:38PM
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ElChapoTrapHaus
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Apr 26 2009 11:50PM
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ElChapoTrapHaus
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this is the one i meant

Apr 26 2009 11:52PM
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hartig
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wut
Apr 27 2009 12:03AM
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Skibumsmith
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i would put all my ski gear on it.
or you could shove it in one of these and leave it.
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Apr 27 2009 12:06AM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
yea. i said it. blue.
Apr 27 2009 12:22AM
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AK-Freeskier
Posts: 685 - Karma: 14

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If you have a screen door, just leave it there and nobody will knock on it....That is what one person near my house does....Kinda weird.
Apr 27 2009 1:25AM
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hartig
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Apr 27 2009 1:49AM
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pomme-de-terre
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dry hump it in the street

light it on fire, leave it in the road somewhere

write your name on its forehead, and have a friend carry it around school and put it in your desk all day, then skip school, the teachers will never know the difference

Apr 27 2009 11:24AM
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derbski
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cover as much of it with clothing as possible, put it in a tree, watch reactions, repeat.

OR... get a fake gun or sword for your fake person, put it somewhere where you can watch from a safe distance so that its back is facing the direction a vehicle would approach from. Put the sword or gun in it's hand hanging down so that somebody from behind can see it. Call the cops from a payphone alerting them of somebody with a weapon. If the cops open fire on your mannequin, you fucking win.
Apr 27 2009 12:13PM
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zylstra
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tape yourself doing any of said things with it then put it on ns
please
Apr 27 2009 1:26PM
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Jodi
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My dad bought a mannequin leg at a yard sale and kept it in the shed for 6 months before he finally was able to use it as an april fools prank on my mom. he placed it in the bathroom  in the middle of the night and covered it in fake blood. she almost had a heart attack. priceless.
Apr 27 2009 1:48PM
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Goku
Posts: 8119 - Karma: 4,221
thats a federal offense
Apr 27 2009 1:58PM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
correct me if i'm wrong but this is your 1000th post? and you decided to be a party pooper?!!?!?!1!1!!1!11one!!11ONE!1!!!!!!111
Apr 27 2009 2:05PM
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Goku
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wasnt that your 1500th post?
Apr 27 2009 2:11PM
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lineskier10
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put it in your car with you when you drive on the highway so you can use the high occupancy lane with only one person in the car, i knew a guy that used to do jut that
Apr 27 2009 2:13PM
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pianoman
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holy crap you're right haha i didn't even have a clue. well i guess we're both guilty.
Apr 27 2009 2:15PM
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gnarlygoodski22
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when you are done with it throw it in front of a car. kind of like the cky skit, but don't get in trouble.
Apr 27 2009 2:16PM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,812
do like kraimer and break up with a girlfriend telling her you found someone else and then go make out with the manekin in your car
Apr 27 2009 2:54PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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Haha that's hilarious. Paint facial features on it, and dressit up in clothes.
For a prank, while someone is sleeping sneak into their room, put a bag over the mannequin's head, and hang it from the ceiling fan by a rope tied to it's neck. Tape the person's reaction when they wake up :D
Apr 27 2009 3:11PM
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MatRich
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yah dress it in the clothes that person last saw you in
Apr 27 2009 3:22PM
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tBatt
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OR put her in the passenger seat so you can drive in the HOV lanes.
Apr 27 2009 3:24PM
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J-Wallz
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we deffidently need to see videos of shit going down
Apr 27 2009 3:25PM
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willyg0808
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dont put it in a tree... hang it on a post
Apr 27 2009 3:25PM
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Beer=Yum
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put it on a cross in ur neighbors yard

Apr 27 2009 4:58PM
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Thenowhereman42
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Someone on my street keeps one in their front window and change the outfit every couple weeks.  Its sort of creepy.
Apr 27 2009 5:07PM
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0123456789
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make a video thats semi blurry of it hanging it self, and put it on youtube titled " me killing my self" and see how long itll take till someone realizes you wouldnt have been able to post if you were dead.
Apr 27 2009 9:13PM
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Goku
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winner
Apr 27 2009 9:18PM
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landonn
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i like the idea of you posting a vid of killing yourself. i can just see kids on youtue being all like rip
Apr 27 2009 9:22PM
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HR8938Cephei
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tie a rope around its neck (hanging style) and then tie the other end to the back of your car and drive around town. Then just watch and enjoy the reactions you get.
Apr 27 2009 9:27PM
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s.bishop
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i like this one
Apr 27 2009 9:31PM
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no_steeze
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hahahaha perfect

it needs to have a really detailed and sentimental description though
Apr 27 2009 9:34PM
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iluvBread
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name it betty
Apr 27 2009 9:36PM
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Benedetto.
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i already said that...some guy got caught doing that in ny and got fined HUGE.

those halloween pranks are fucking priceles!
Apr 27 2009 9:45PM
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