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++++karma to everybody whos never used a water ramp

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NESblowjob
Posts: 1174 - Karma: 41
im not saying your a pussy if you learned to switch 10 or whatever trick on a water ramp

what im saying is you deserve more credit  if you learned to switch 10 or whatever trick on your own with just you and your balls and a big kicker

like what are we to become?  aerials?
Apr 26 2009 10:07PM
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N.L.
Posts: 2420 - Karma: 2,744

the point is that anyone could learn a kangaroo flip this summer without knowing how to ski. then you go win comps without konwing shit. than there are more pros that can even film a segment. its whats ruining the comp scene, and newschool skiing. i never understood why people havent learned super steezy shit instead of hucked ass doubles.

give me my karma cuz i learned on the snow and with minimal little kid trampoline-ing. if you learn how to ski and progress at your own pace, you can learn every trick in the book on your own.

notice how there arent to many pros claiming in this thread? i was denied water ramping at lake placid one summer, and i watched everyone else try to spin to win.

Apr 27 2009 6:19PM
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Lake-Dog
Posts: 762 - Karma: 2,900
this is such a dumb thread
Apr 27 2009 6:20PM
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eastcoastplanker
Posts: 964 - Karma: 70

CLAIM!

Apr 27 2009 6:27PM
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Kev-Kev.
Posts: 680 - Karma: 34
Thread /
Apr 27 2009 6:55PM
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IceCreamer
Posts: 1587 - Karma: 27
Passing the 5th grade should be a requirement to post.
Apr 27 2009 6:57PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,893

It's kind of the beauty of NS that posts get made under aliases.  If it's done for humor, I'm all for it.   On the other hand; if people are posting stuff under an alias that they are too chicken shit to post from their real profile, because they are scared they are going to get their Karma dingged, that's just weak.  This thread is pretty solid.   Mad karma to Styne$.  If the person behind the alias lineskier_11, with the Armada Icon, is just gooning us.  Props to you to.  If you're serious, then I'd have to say:

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Apr 27 2009 7:28PM
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PatSul
Posts: 109 - Karma: 16
i have never used a water ramp +++++++++++++++++karma
Apr 27 2009 7:38PM
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gnarrr
Posts: 823 - Karma: 12
i learned my 1st corks on an icy day
Apr 27 2009 7:39PM
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sirskizalot
Posts: 4370 - Karma: 161
I havent, but im going to use em this summer and im stoked!
Apr 27 2009 7:41PM
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garettnorthey
Posts: 3049 - Karma: 173
I'm just kidding I have a seaons pass for the water ramp in my town.
Apr 27 2009 7:41PM
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Federation
Posts: 430 - Karma: 17
Water ramps scare me more than snow jumps... do I get ++++K?
Apr 27 2009 7:47PM
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landonn
Posts: 2913 - Karma: 385
can someone please ban this guy.
Apr 27 2009 7:58PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,018
my brederin speaks da tr00f shut up quit making gay ass threads at least if they are dumb make them funny
Apr 27 2009 8:00PM
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NESblowjob
Posts: 1174 - Karma: 41
not every
Apr 30 2009 2:41AM
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ThunderousFilms
Posts: 674 - Karma: 2,317
all snow here. kinda why i have a broken collar bone
Apr 30 2009 2:48AM
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Pwn.Mode
Posts: 1061 - Karma: 10
water ramps are sketchy and scary. i do many more tricks on snow.
Apr 30 2009 2:51AM
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Mike.Records
Posts: 1311 - Karma: 756
+++++Karma to anyone who snowblades
Apr 30 2009 3:02AM
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NESblowjob
Posts: 1174 - Karma: 41
yo why you such a faggot?

why dont you just chill?  I didnt say you were a pussy even though you obviously use ramps to learn your tricks.   why you gotta be a fucking kunt in every thread.  Hows your sponsorship going? get overyourself kid, if your gonna spend your life on water ramps you should be alot better, let alone your shitty style

Apr 30 2009 4:09AM
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Shewlur...
Posts: 5046 - Karma: 940
give me ---k cause snowblades are for faggots
Apr 30 2009 6:54AM
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Shewlur...
Posts: 5046 - Karma: 940
woops
it looks my sarcasm meter was broken when i posted that
Apr 30 2009 6:56AM
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linesteeze
Posts: 1229 - Karma: 125
never have. don't have the money...
Apr 30 2009 10:39AM
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triebby
Posts: 8670 - Karma: 2,189
Some one expressed an opinion that you disagree with. These are forums, so they are supposed encourage discussion and opposing views. How about you shut your fucking mouth and take it down a notch seeing as you don't even know this kid and I know for a fact he is a sick and steezy skier. Are you just jealous because you aren't able to go hit ramps? If you want to express your point on here that you think ramps are dumb, go ahead. I think you are an idiot for thnking so, but that is besides the point. What you shouldn't be doing is having a damn e-aneurysm just because some one posted something in your thread that you disagree with. It is people like you that are trying to ruin the forums and the general good vibes of NS.
Apr 30 2009 11:23AM
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lunchmeat
Posts: 922 - Karma: 227

I  qualify for full karma!

until saturday, then you may drain the fuck out of my airbag ass. (no homo)

Apr 30 2009 11:33AM
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jmBEERY
Posts: 392 - Karma: 57
same
Apr 30 2009 11:41AM
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NESblowjob
Posts: 1174 - Karma: 41

yo why haven't you been banned yet?

Apr 30 2009 3:10PM
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*DELETED*
Posts: 1043 - Karma: 938
ha ha i love how off subject we get but water ramps are sick you can ski in the summer whats wrong with that?
Apr 30 2009 3:16PM
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Rudy.
Posts: 441 - Karma: 24
never used one
Apr 30 2009 5:52PM
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tride
Posts: 1038 - Karma: 26
Hmm, lets see

T-Hall
Schiller
Turpin
Ollson
Riddle
Bushfield
Abma
Raymond
Clarke
Cosco
Etc
Etc
Etc
Etc
And that is just the tiniest tip of the iceberg... of people who have used ramps at some point, they seem to be doing ok, and some of them can even ski too.

But yeah, + Karma to those who don't use ramps, and extra plus Karma if you learn stuff on shitty features in bad light and icy conditions.

And superduper extra Karma to anyone who learns doubles on their first day skiing, in rental equipment, off a 60 foot cliff with an icy landing that is between rocks and crevasses and has a 10 foot stopping area with a no-fall zone and a 1000 foot cliff below, while talking on their cell phone.

Apr 30 2009 6:23PM
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K.C.Deane
Posts: 1730 - Karma: 315
HAHAHAHA, plus karma for posting that hahaha.
Apr 30 2009 10:41PM
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T.Hartman
Posts: 277 - Karma: 53
+++++karma to everybody who likes cheeseburgers
Apr 30 2009 10:51PM
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jakepwilliams
Posts: 895 - Karma: 51
ive never used one, so lemme get some dat +++




but honestly i would use one if it was near reno in an instant
Apr 30 2009 11:14PM
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triebby
Posts: 8670 - Karma: 2,189
Well hey, at least you gave me a rational and mature response to my previous post. Thank you.
Apr 30 2009 11:15PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,417
damn... but i can only give 10's :(
Apr 30 2009 11:17PM
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T.Hartman
Posts: 277 - Karma: 53
its something that you launch your boat with. its okay, i didn't know what it was either when i first heard the term.
Apr 30 2009 11:22PM
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orange.
Posts: 505 - Karma: 659
ive hit water ramps a bunch of times!!!! +karma?
Apr 30 2009 11:24PM
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-niko-
Posts: 68 - Karma: 128
Best message in this thread.
Learn it on snow - unless you want to be a damn gymnast..
May 1 2009 1:03AM
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Sallabillz
Posts: 1289 - Karma: 762
this is my second year skiing and i tried double cork and landed once but barley and sketchy
i can cork 7 and front flip and linlon and underflip
ive never done water ramps
but will try water ramps this year
but i do tramp
May 1 2009 1:36AM
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Freeheel4real
Posts: 909 - Karma: 95
i laughed
what a ridiculous thread
May 1 2009 1:50AM
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kthnxbai.
Posts: 2847 - Karma: 179
ive never used one to learn anything or tramps.  i learned flips and rodeos without them...then didnt do one for 3 seasons.  until this year when i tramped for one day then started flipping again.

but i will probably hit up the water ramps here this year.  shit looks fun.
May 1 2009 2:14AM
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@skiinmitch
Posts: 2781 - Karma: 78
Never used one yet
May 1 2009 2:16AM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,893
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May 1 2009 9:47AM
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Thenowhereman42
Posts: 5682 - Karma: 65
I wish I knew where there was a water ramp, I would huck a double back off that shit first time down. 
May 1 2009 5:13PM
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Chronic_
Posts: 1730 - Karma: 1,601
i dont get it... so if you use water ramps trampolines pow landings slush landings and giant airbags to practice your a pussy? well that doesnt make sense because i can guarantee that if you had access to any of this you would be all for it
May 1 2009 5:47PM
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T_LEX
Posts: 149 - Karma: 110
never used a water ramp
May 1 2009 7:05PM
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RAFFY36
Posts: 34 - Karma: 38
neverrrrrrrrr im tooo poor
May 1 2009 8:53PM
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Tuff_207
Posts: 125 - Karma: 10
I've never used one
May 3 2009 7:00PM
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*steeze_is_good
Posts: 2885 - Karma: 718
Yeah it would be cool but I live in ontario, there arent any, plus I really need the karma
May 3 2009 7:25PM
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panojibber
Posts: 3382 - Karma: 216

No you wouldn't. Water ramp is 10000000 times harder than snow jumps.

Anyways, we all have to remember that its the real talented park skiers who have the style and who can ski pipe well. Those are by far the 2 hardest parts of park skiing.

May 3 2009 10:02PM
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wintersway
Posts: 5115 - Karma: 128
never have i ever... used a water ramp, trampoline, diving boards, powder landing (on the east coast? never!)
but i also havent gotten past 540 on skis
May 3 2009 10:41PM
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Kazabazua
Posts: 3529 - Karma: 1,128
ive never used a waterramp and i can switch 10 :) madddd karma?
May 4 2009 1:27AM
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