when i lived in bend oregon it was so long since i had heard/seen a thunderstorm. one day one was coming and so the homies and i decided to drink for every lightening bolt or thunderclap. best drinking game EVER.
on Biggie vs Lil Wayne - "the problem is that you asked a question that had an extremely predictable answer, making it pointless. Its like asking: would you rather fuck a hot chick or get savagely raped by Hulk Hogan? pointless question" (TZP)
TheNUTZ on stretching Tall Tees - "I hear that if u soak it..............in gasoline and hold a lighter to it, that will probably make it look cooler u fucking bafoon"