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I need a PROM DATE!!! ASAP!

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bout_it
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This is fucking stupid but fuck it...


I have yet to find a prom date thanks to skiing. Any ladies near maine and are available may 9th hit me up.
hahhahaha FUCKKK

i can't wait for the hate.
Apr 22 2009 9:57PM
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yellav
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ill go
Apr 22 2009 9:58PM
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Da_Buddha
Posts: 802 - Karma: 1,182
if i lived in maine and was a girl i would go with u man
Apr 22 2009 9:58PM
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PopsicleStand
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Apr 22 2009 9:58PM
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An10a_Eng
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haha yeah its skiings fault...
Apr 22 2009 9:58PM
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ParkLife01
Posts: 378 - Karma: 17
THE GAME
Apr 22 2009 9:58PM
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inactive
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neezo you know if i had a vagina i would be your date.
Apr 22 2009 9:58PM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
just wondering.....but how does skiing get in the way of the 10 second process that is asking "hey, you wanna go to prom with me?"

look around, find a girl who doesn't have a date or something. There's always someone

Apr 22 2009 9:59PM
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PattyFow
Posts: 540 - Karma: 51
i had that same fucking problem, i totally forgot prom was coming up... haha but you still got time, mine is on friday. fortunately i got shit figured out today. haha
Apr 22 2009 9:59PM
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PopsicleStand
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you could be his prison bitch. you could fart and he could smell it real deep and go "mmmmm, folsom pussy"
Apr 22 2009 10:00PM
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bout_it
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 17
well not entirely.
but all the girls i would go with are taken.
Apr 22 2009 10:00PM
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cfox
Posts: 2286 - Karma: 40
YES!1
Apr 22 2009 10:03PM
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The_Future
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I just lost
Apr 22 2009 10:04PM
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bout_it
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I'm also on school vacation so it's not as easy as you may think.
Apr 22 2009 10:05PM
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hank_hill
Posts: 1273 - Karma: 217
fuck i lost
Apr 22 2009 10:05PM
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Spillway_East
Posts: 1127 - Karma: 374

i live in maine and i am available on May 9th. What school do you go to?

Oh yeah I'm a guy by the way.

Apr 22 2009 10:05PM
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bout_it
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 17
I have male genitalia as well. sorry to get your hopes up.
Apr 22 2009 10:08PM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
Posts: 3067 - Karma: 673
aww id go with u cuz i also dont have a date for mine but im in utah hahaha good luck finding someone! aks all ur friends that are girls.
Apr 22 2009 10:11PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
lets get it on sexypants
Apr 22 2009 10:12PM
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InkShrink
Posts: 1079 - Karma: 30
Pay some whore
Apr 22 2009 10:12PM
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sarahskis
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i'd go...but i'll be out of the country.

make a poster and put it up at school
Apr 22 2009 10:13PM
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hank_hill
Posts: 1273 - Karma: 217
this
Apr 22 2009 10:14PM
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bout_it
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i'm broke.
Apr 22 2009 10:14PM
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sarahskis
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pay her with condoms and sexual favors
Apr 22 2009 10:15PM
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ilikeplants
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 17
craigslist.com

lonely person section
Apr 22 2009 10:19PM
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bout_it
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 17
No thanks...I don't want that guy up there after my dick.
Apr 22 2009 10:20PM
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Dbouch
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 13
Take a cardboard cut out, or your mother.
Apr 22 2009 10:20PM
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KellyK
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 706
aahahaha...this
Apr 22 2009 10:21PM
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InkShrink
Posts: 1079 - Karma: 30
Or a blow up doll
Apr 22 2009 10:35PM
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no_steeze
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Apr 22 2009 10:37PM
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bout_it
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nahhh too classy. I think I might just wear a tall tee under my tux jacket.
Apr 22 2009 10:38PM
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InkShrink
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Yeeaaa
Apr 22 2009 10:43PM
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Panchuk
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you
need
prom
date
yes?
Apr 22 2009 10:43PM
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bout_it
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haha
Apr 22 2009 10:48PM
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Ben.
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if you could pay a hooker with sexual favors... would kinda kill the hooker business wouldnt it?
Apr 22 2009 10:50PM
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Justin.B
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me
thinks
he
does

Apr 22 2009 10:52PM
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I_AM_ITALIAN
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hahaha i died laughing at this
Apr 22 2009 10:54PM
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InkShrink
Posts: 1079 - Karma: 30
Yep
Apr 22 2009 10:54PM
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bout_it
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why did you waste my time. this is a serious matter.







(sarcasm)
Apr 22 2009 11:08PM
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laurence^
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ill cum
Apr 22 2009 11:16PM
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InkShrink
Posts: 1079 - Karma: 30
i'm soooo sorry, I didn't know prom was a life or death matter.
Apr 22 2009 11:17PM
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bout_it
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I hope you saw the bottom of the post.
Apr 22 2009 11:18PM
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InkShrink
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I did. :)

You worry too much, just relax, everything will fall into place.

Apr 22 2009 11:20PM
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landonn
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ahahhaha.

thats money.

Apr 22 2009 11:21PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
even the hookers
Apr 22 2009 11:22PM
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steezeaholic.
Posts: 894 - Karma: 39
isn't it a little late to be looking for a prom date?
Apr 22 2009 11:29PM
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debrickshaw
Posts: 1957 - Karma: 68
well that blows
good luck bud
Apr 22 2009 11:32PM
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bout_it
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you just wish you could go with me.
Apr 22 2009 11:34PM
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EvanMeyer
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1800-438-4273

youll see.....
Apr 22 2009 11:43PM
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InkShrink
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867-5309

Apr 22 2009 11:45PM
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steezeaholic.
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oh man... you caught me!
Apr 22 2009 11:45PM
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