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Wallisch Church Afterbang

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TotesMcgotes
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Just wanted to know who else thinks Tom Wallisch's afterbang out of the church in the Team America JOSS video is the funniest thing they've ever seen in their lives?...I dunno if they did that through editing or if they used a skateboard or somethin..but I thought it was funny as hell and agreat start to the edit.  Thoughts?????

Apr 21 2009 9:38PM
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jasontheredhead
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haha ya i love that beginning part, he just glides away

Apr 21 2009 9:39PM
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LIL_WAT
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it was awesome
Apr 21 2009 9:40PM
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RoadRash_Skier
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yes, that was so dope!!! all the begining was so funny!!!
Apr 21 2009 9:41PM
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Willard
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ya its defiantly a skate
Apr 21 2009 9:41PM
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cool.
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hahaha yea the whole intro is really funny
Apr 21 2009 9:42PM
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FUUUCK
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it really made the video
Apr 21 2009 9:46PM
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EasyEast
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haha agreed i love that part i laughed so hard he just kinda floats and afterbangs so sickk then again the whole edit is sickkk
Apr 21 2009 9:53PM
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EasyEast
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 118
haha agreed i love that part i laughed so hard he just kinda floats and afterbangs so sickk then again the whole edit is sickkk
Apr 21 2009 9:53PM
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mtsteez03
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the intro to that edit is so funny
Apr 21 2009 9:54PM
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spencer*p
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Afterbang should be changed to Tom Wallisch
Apr 21 2009 9:54PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Grrrrr. I want to see it.
Apr 21 2009 9:55PM
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mac.N.steeze
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i wish i could afterbang my walking
that would be so fly
Apr 21 2009 9:56PM
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ECski
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hahahaha ya i laughed so hard when i saw that, had to be a skateboard used or something
Apr 21 2009 9:57PM
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MayorWest
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haha it was scik

such bad actiong though haha
i love when he goes "no simon, im tom wallisch"
then he proceeds to afterbang lol
Apr 21 2009 9:59PM
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MEOWZERS
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where is the video??? I can't find it??
Apr 21 2009 9:59PM
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JoshB
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No skateboard.

No camera tricks.

He straight up just floated his bang right outta the church.
Apr 21 2009 10:01PM
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95959
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I prefered his dancing on that magic carpet dome thing after simon hand dragged it.
Apr 21 2009 10:01PM
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ScuffDUFF
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just go to google and type in " team america joss"  and it pops rite up
Apr 21 2009 10:01PM
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geet
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correct
Apr 21 2009 10:02PM
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sirskizalot
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Probably one of the sickest things my eyes have ever witnessed.
Apr 21 2009 10:02PM
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Willard
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that had steeze as well god anything tom wallisch does is steeze

Apr 21 2009 10:08PM
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LoLo913
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haha ya that was epic...maybe he does have godly afterbang powers
Apr 21 2009 10:13PM
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Malcolm
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HA! good one
Apr 21 2009 10:14PM
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Shpadoinkle
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HAHAHAHAHA!

Wallisch is God. Haven't you heard?
Apr 21 2009 10:14PM
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Jballz
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what is that song
Apr 21 2009 10:22PM
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GreenHorn
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haha yeah wallisch is great.

notice how after he says "No simon, its me, tom wallisch."  He afterbangs. haha great



"Tod Wallnuts? The Pretzel man? The King of Afterbang?"
"Yes, Simon. I am all of these things. All one in the same. "

Hahahaha
Apr 21 2009 10:24PM
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GreenHorn
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oh i just noticed. on the first hit, simon afterbangs away, followed by wallisch dancing.

epic
Apr 21 2009 10:27PM
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thomas_dube
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we know
Apr 21 2009 10:28PM
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cashdebt
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what i thought
Apr 21 2009 10:45PM
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sklermang
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the floating afterbang makes it so much better
Apr 21 2009 11:09PM
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*christ*
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ive never laughed harder
Apr 21 2009 11:18PM
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Shlogan
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if a sport worshiped me as their god, i would be sooooo happy.
but he truley is. it just pain blows my mind, and in this case made me laugh.

Apr 21 2009 11:26PM
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bb_Skier
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The holy trinity
Apr 21 2009 11:30PM
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brian.walker
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Party and Bullshit Remix by Ratatat
Apr 21 2009 11:44PM
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B_Hubbell
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"Was that Jon Olsson?  oh, no, it's just a girl" from travelling circus was also a lol moment
Apr 21 2009 11:51PM
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cmo
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hahaha im thinking stop motion for shizzy
Apr 22 2009 12:00AM
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OneLove_skier
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i thought it was great haha
Apr 22 2009 12:02AM
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Shpadoinkle
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Where's the Zero?
Apr 22 2009 12:09AM
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GetPitted
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Thanks for that...
Apr 22 2009 12:45AM
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Trojan~Man
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i loved simon's front flip off the knuckle attempt! hahah
Apr 22 2009 12:55AM
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SEABURN
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i expected one too
Apr 22 2009 12:59AM
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TotesMcgotes
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Yeah thats what I was thinkin..its super smooth though and simon is walking normally next to him.  So if it was stop motion, bravo Berman, bravo.
Apr 22 2009 1:02AM
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.jr
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do you really think that its that hard to have him stand on a dolly or a cart and pull it?
Apr 22 2009 1:09AM
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nickyp
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"Dude, i totally Wallisched that ride-out"

I like it.
Urban dictionary?
Apr 22 2009 5:04AM
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.SimonB.
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Apr 22 2009 7:33AM
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clint
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So dirty. And I like how they used the same song that was in his superunkown edit, they just used a remix which i thought was pretty sick.

Apr 22 2009 8:00AM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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I don't think it's stop motion
Apr 22 2009 8:49AM
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mklammer
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hahahaa, i laughed soo loud!! like in jibberish chapter 2 when he ghostride his ski ;D
Apr 22 2009 9:53AM
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Alex_G
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kutcher did it last year nothing new
Apr 22 2009 10:17AM
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cct_222
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yea i expected one too, but im not gonna lie, simons zero was pretty nasty
Apr 22 2009 10:17AM
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