This weekend was the weirdest weekend of my life. I had a baseball game on saturday. During warmup, people were making a porno in the woods near the field. Yes, I saw tits. Towards the end of the game, some one on my team broke their leg in three places sliding into home. Earlier in the game, I took a kid out by stomping on the back of his ankle with my metal spikes. Today, I was biking home and I saw these super hot lesbo chicks making out in the back of a car, and earlier, I jumped over a kid who was standing in front of a jump and my rear tire skimmed the top of his head. Fucked up.
I wanna go fast.