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So, I poached my first hot tub!

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Meases_Pieces
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ive always read in like skiing magazine the art of poaching a hot tub. so today i went for it. it was much easier than i thought ( most likely because it it was spring skiing at sugar bush). but it was awesome. after we dipped for a while we walked on into the owners lounge through an unlocked door and drank some complimentary coffee by the fire. i definatley  recommend this to everyone.
Apr 18 2009 10:40PM
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eheath
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I remember when i was 15...
Apr 18 2009 10:41PM
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cashdebt
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i feel ya man. I read skiing and when i was younger about half their articles were about poaching hot tubs. I'm gonna fulfill my goal to do that one day too.
Apr 18 2009 10:45PM
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inactive
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you are the jackass of newschoolers. thats usually held down by 15 year olds.
Apr 18 2009 10:52PM
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jKutcher
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you
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cool
Apr 18 2009 10:52PM
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yellav
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last time i laughed that hard i fell off my dinosaur!
Apr 18 2009 11:03PM
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BigJew
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I'm surprised you've never done this before. Hotel Hot Tubs are super easy to poach. Sometimes you don't even need to hop a fence.

Poaching a private hot tub however, is a much more exciting art. The worst thing ever is when the owner of the hot tub you're in comes out and freaks.
Apr 18 2009 11:03PM
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Bepo
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beat me
Apr 18 2009 11:04PM
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PeterNorth
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in telluride me and a bunch of kids(20 or so kids) poached this 5 start hotel, it had a huge out door and indoor pool and hot tubs, and a slide. anyways we were sliding down the slide with the kickboards (super fun), then they kicked us out, and the security guard was waking us to our rooms, so he could tell your parents, but we didnt have a room lol so kids just took off every witch way. the security guard was like what the fuck, running after kids.
Apr 18 2009 11:11PM
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vtrider
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I remember my first beer...

eheath, you still want those bindings, they have been rattling around the back of my truck.  I could drop them off in slc tomorrow if your game.

matt

Apr 19 2009 12:23AM
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bigpleezer
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hottubs are fun at all age's.
Apr 19 2009 12:24AM
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Bob_Gnarley
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eheath is just mad that he can only fit one person (himself) into a hot tub.
Apr 19 2009 2:48AM
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eheath
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That would have been funny but its so unrealistic that it ruins the joke.
Apr 19 2009 2:53AM
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johanblaze
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I'm going to fuck you up. I'm the only person allowed to make fun of Eheaths size. Anyone else tries it, they get sent to the emergency room. Ya dig?
Apr 19 2009 3:32AM
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Thenowhereman42
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Does chilling in an apartment/town home complex's hot tub that you don't live in count as poaching a hot tub?  If it does then I did it like 3 to 4 times a week in highschool, and probably a couple times a month now.  Its easy as fuck and if a security guard comes they just tell you to leave. 
Apr 19 2009 8:00AM
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Drail
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oh man. last year during x-mas holidays we got drunk and went up to the hill to poach a hot tub. all the condo's were full up, so we eneded up just poaching a hot tub of a house while the people were sleeping inside.

after a few drinks we got comfortable and turned the jets on and got a bit loud.

the folks came out wielding a shovel treating us like wild animals. they were yelling things like "You people are sick!" and other crazy stuff.

One of the funnest hot tub poaches I've been a part of.

ahhh
Apr 19 2009 8:19AM
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Thenowhereman42
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Welcome to trespassing on private property.  Man people get pissed.  Trespassing on public/semi-private property is much safer.  It doesn't get personal.
Apr 19 2009 8:24AM
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Afeld
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when you do, you feel the greatest accomplishment
Apr 19 2009 8:37AM
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pianoman
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when i visited my friend to ski in tahoe, we went and poached a hot tub at some random private cabin. it was damn epic, i completely forgot about it too, thanks for bringing the memories back. we didn't get caught
Apr 19 2009 8:38AM
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SkiAlyeska
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bahaha. thats hillarious. at the one hotel in my town they just stoped letting locals in... so we figured the art of poaching. if you take the elevator down to the basement you can walk up the stairs into the hot tub without going past the sign in. its pretty stealthy, my friends and i were pretty proud of ourselves to figure it out lol.
Apr 20 2009 8:53PM
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Twaddler
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me and my buddy poached a hot tub at Sunday River one night. then we found out the girls were 15 and it wasnt so fun anymore
Apr 20 2009 9:01PM
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zylstra
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haha love poaching hottubs
Apr 20 2009 9:26PM
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seemeski
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Poaching Sugs or the sports center hot tubs is wonderful pastime, especially making a murked hot tub run at 1am with a DD of course.
Apr 20 2009 9:36PM
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EvanMeyer
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Winner winner chicken dinner
Apr 20 2009 9:39PM
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geet
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hahaa
Apr 20 2009 10:16PM
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SSteezle
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truth be told
Apr 20 2009 10:30PM
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Smilemon
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Sometimes after a long day of Jibbing in my front yard I like to come up to my deck and get in my hot tub. Life rocks when everything about skiing is free.
Apr 21 2009 1:24AM
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Paulage
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ah yah hot tub boy stfu. but seriously.. lucky bastard!

a couple years back we were shredding a street demo, bounced to the closest hotel, sweet talked the chickies working the pool area, got to rip it up.. to bad the ONE buddy who didnt come shralp the water slides was so drunk he dropped the beer bottle when he was sitting on the side, fuck we were picking a whack of glass out of the pool then jetted the fuck out!

poor girls... hotties to.. hope the y didnt get in shit.
Apr 21 2009 5:17AM
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